Post by montereybride on Aug 14, 2014 17:21:49 GMT -5
I very much enjoy the butt sex. The boy told me that was not something he was really interested in and that it's never really worked out well because of his size. I told him I would like to try at some point if he changed his mind and then we got rip roaring drunk the day of the World Cup and scandalized his backyard.
At one point, in my drunken stupor, I was all "heeeeey, whatcha doin back there?"
And he was all, in his drunken stupor, "I want that ass, baby."
He's very well-endowed and I was quite sore for a few days. And I can't wait to do it again.
Yes, I'm talking about my man's junk again. This seems like an acceptable place to do that.
Post by aussiecrush on Aug 14, 2014 17:30:34 GMT -5
I moved from the "never going to happen" camp to the "damn, why did we wait so long to try it" camp. So long as what you are doing in your sex life works for you and your partner(s), have at it, zero shame.
I very much enjoy the butt sex. The boy told me that was not something he was really interested in and that it's never really worked out well because of his size. I told him I would like to try at some point if he changed his mind and then we got rip roaring drunk the day of the World Cup and scandalized his backyard.
At one point, in my drunken stupor, I was all "heeeeey, whatcha doin back there?"
And he was all, in his drunken stupor, "I want that ass, baby."
He's very well-endowed and I was quite sore for a few days. And I can't wait to do it again.
Yes, I'm talking about my man's junk again. This seems like an acceptable place to do that.
But you didn't shart right?
Nope, no sharting to date. I'm going to have to convince him to try again while we're sober. And it's really way past time for him to tie me up again.
Never tried and while I'm intrigued I don't think we'll ever try it. H is rather well endowed and it took a while to break in my poor vagina so I don't want to do the same with my butthole.
The fear of things not being...normal again back there afterward turns me off the idea. Also, the mental image of my H running to the shower with his poopy dick flopping all over the place kind of makes me not want to try it. P in V for lyfe!
This isn't what happens.
Unless you overdid it on the Taco Bell at lunch, or you are an MLer having anal sex at Target.
I fully believe that shaming people about sex and providing them with misinformation is another way that society has been constructed to belittle women.
I frankly don't give a(n) (ass)fuck about what consenting adults do with their sex life.
Don't want to have it - FINE.
Acting like you're eight and thinking about "back there" being normal and poopy dicks - just stfu with that.
OMG people, I dont care what you do or do not put in your anus, but don't go around spreading misinformation about how your asshole will stretch out until it looks like a giant floppy barnacle and you'll shit yourself 17 times a day while you husband cries in the shower because he's covered in your rancid shit.
I can wipe and wipe and wipe and still there's something there. I also poop several times a day, and it's often messy. So...... I'm not too keen on having anal sex. I understand it works well for some people, just not for me.
I'm not 8. Nor am I shaming anyone. The possibility that a dick would come out of my ass covered in poo is pretty real.
I've been putting toys and penises in my ass for over ten years and I do not shart myself. Ever.
Meanwhile an astounding number of MLers full on shit their pants inside their cars, like, monthly. Why has nobody done a Venn diagram to put this myth to rest once and for all?!
Never tried and while I'm intrigued I don't think we'll ever try it. H is rather well endowed and it took a while to break in my poor vagina so I don't want to do the same with my butthole.
Whut? Is his dick bigger than a baby? Lol
Well....
Seriously though, it used to take a good five minutes and a good amount of lube to get it in.
This is a) the 8 hundreth time we've discussed this and b) easily in the top 5 most annoying things we argue about. See also: sadness over celebrity death.
I wish I were as care free as kevin arnold, @fucksticklegit, and montereybride but I'm so uptight when it comes to sex.
And well, right now I have no one to sex.
Awww, we need to get you someone to sex, lady!
I'm remarkably unembarrassed about really anything having to do with sex. As long as it's between two consenting adults, I say let your freak flag fly. Life is too fucking short for bad or boring sex.
I'm halfway through this thread and I want to apologize. I'm crying laughing and liking almost every post. I'm claiming the creep card on this one.
Seriously though I bought those stretchy plug things. It burns. I might as well get a 'no entry' tramp stamp. Poor DH. I know he would love it if I volunteered it but I can barely keep up the motivation to do things that matter like laundry and dishes. No way am I sticking to this training plan.
Never tried and while I'm intrigued I don't think we'll ever try it. H is rather well endowed and it took a while to break in my poor vagina so I don't want to do the same with my butthole.
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny