Someone is remaking the Left Behind movie

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[sharknado]

Is this a hoax?

[sharknado]

Aug 26, 2014 15:57:05 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

Dadgummit! Why don't I have a webcam?

[shostakovich]

ETA: I cannot stop laughing at the above picture.  

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Aug 26, 2014 15:57:05 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

I love you

[shostakovich]

Aug 26, 2014 16:08:55 GMT -5 panicfoot said:

Aug 26, 2014 16:07:44 GMT -5 shostakovich said:

ETA: I cannot stop laughing at the above picture.  

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Even Nic Cage is what the fucking this.

It's like the photographer was like, "Okay you guys - you are scared, things are on fire, there's panic in the streets - go!"  And this ^^^^^^^^ is what was bestowed upon us.

I'd also like to note the perfectly white shirts of both Nic and Lady Smugface back there - yeah, um.  Didn't the sky just explode?  That's bound to produce some soot or something.

[joshlyman]

They showed the teaser trailer on @midnight a couple weeks ago and I almost died of laughter

[Serenity9]

I know I just used this one the other day, but it's appropriate here, too.

[sawyerthedestroyer]

Of course it's Nicolas Cage. Of course it is.

[05heel]

Aug 26, 2014 16:11:27 GMT -5 shostakovich said:

Aug 26, 2014 16:08:55 GMT -5 panicfoot said:

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Even Nic Cage is what the fucking this.

It's like the photographer was like, "Okay you guys - you are scared, things are on fire, there's panic in the streets - go!"  And this ^^^^^^^^ is what was bestowed upon us.

I'd also like to note the perfectly white shirts of both Nic and Lady Smugface back there - yeah, um.  Didn't the sky just explode?  That's bound to produce some soot or something.

Not if you're cloaked in the favor of God.   

[shostakovich]

Aug 26, 2014 16:21:09 GMT -5 05heel said:

Aug 26, 2014 16:11:27 GMT -5 shostakovich said:

It's like the photographer was like, "Okay you guys - you are scared, things are on fire, there's panic in the streets - go!"  And this ^^^^^^^^ is what was bestowed upon us.

I'd also like to note the perfectly white shirts of both Nic and Lady Smugface back there - yeah, um.  Didn't the sky just explode?  That's bound to produce some soot or something.

Not if you're cloaked in the favor of God.   

But, um... They were Left Behind. 

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lol lol lol

He's the worst.

[05heel]

Aug 26, 2014 16:23:48 GMT -5 shostakovich said:

Aug 26, 2014 16:21:09 GMT -5 05heel said:

Not if you're cloaked in the favor of God.   

But, um... They were Left Behind. 

Are you questioning my knowledge of the Good Book?   Think before you answer...

[thatgirl2478]

...the original made me worry anytime I couldn't find my Mom or Dad so I don't think this is a must watch for me....

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I cannot stand Nicolas cage.

He is not a good actor. At all.

[aprilsails]

Part of me really wants to re-read these books to see if they were as bad as I remember them being. Another part of me thinks watching that trailer in and of itself was more than adequate.

[otowngirl]

I love that it's Left Behind Cage-ified. I.e., Left Behind 2.0, no sissy Kirk Cameron religious stuff BUT EXPLOSIONS.

[amberlyrose]

Confession: I really liked the books when I read them in HS/College. I've been wanting a (good) movie made.. but it looks like Nick Cage is as close as I'm gonna get. Boo.

[picaflora]

OMG is that Chad Michael Murray too? Yeesh...

[otowngirl]

Aug 26, 2014 16:33:27 GMT -5 killercupcake said:

Aug 26, 2014 16:30:12 GMT -5 thatgirl2478 said:

...the original made me worry anytime I couldn't find my Mom or Dad so I don't think this is a must watch for me....

One day, none of my friends from church were at school and I was so afraid that I had been left behind, I called my pastor's wife after school to make sure she was still around. 

Thanks, youth group! lol

Omg I totally remember our youth group showing us a video about how it would be after the rapture and our leadership being like, "this is happening any day now FYI."

[thatgirl2478]

Aug 26, 2014 16:33:27 GMT -5 killercupcake said:

Aug 26, 2014 16:30:12 GMT -5 thatgirl2478 said:

...the original made me worry anytime I couldn't find my Mom or Dad so I don't think this is a must watch for me....

One day, none of my friends from church were at school and I was so afraid that I had been left behind, I called my pastor's wife after school to make sure she was still around. 

Thanks, youth group! lol

my contractor's text notification noise is this trumpeting noise that, in my own twisted brain, I have associated with the trumpets that will blow at the 2nd  coming.  I mentioned the first 'Left Behind' movie freaking me out and he said it did the same to him (we're pretty close in age).  So apparently a lot of us have Youth Group/Sunday School to thank for our neurosis now...

[amberlyrose]

Also, how did Chad Michael Murray get wrapped into this? He at least makes a better Cameron than Kirk Cameron.

[amberlyrose]

Aug 26, 2014 16:35:03 GMT -5 otowngirl said:

Aug 26, 2014 16:33:27 GMT -5 killercupcake said:

One day, none of my friends from church were at school and I was so afraid that I had been left behind, I called my pastor's wife after school to make sure she was still around. 

Thanks, youth group! lol

Omg I totally remember our youth group showing us a video about how it would be after the rapture and our leadership being like, "this is happening any day now FYI."

A few months ago, when all that shit in Russia started happening, I was like.. "Uhh, didn't this happen in the Left Behind series?!" and I started mildly panicking. lol. 

[sharknado]

I love these books from an entertainment standpoint. I wish they could make a movie about it that was entertaining. Isn't there a tv show that is rapturish?

[amberlyrose]

Ok, wait. I just read the cast list. Lea Thompson? Jordin Sparks?

I'm a little shocked they all signed on for this.

[pixy0stix]

All the moms who're left without their babies? 

Seriously, in the movies, how bad is the sin for you to be left behind?

[Nonny]

What a time for me to have just given away all of the books!

The thing that got me about the series is that it was pretty ridiculously violent, but all of the sex (even the sex that made babies and was a plot point of sin) was totally glossed over... unless they were talking about Buck the 30 year old jet setting virgin. 

[Nonny]

Aug 26, 2014 17:04:47 GMT -5 killercupcake said:

Aug 26, 2014 17:03:17 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

All the moms who're left without their babies? 

Seriously, in the movies, how bad is the sin for you to be left behind?

If I'm remembering the books correctly, the pilot, or Nic Cage, was having an affair with a flight attendant. 

I think. There was an affair, right?

So, adultery at least. 

No, he was just contemplating the affair and thinking how awesomesauce it would be. There was flirting and maybe some touching, but no actual P in V action.

The sin was not believing Jesus was your savior, and this apparently included all kids under a certain age, regardless of their knowledge/beliefs.

[WOT?*]

Aug 26, 2014 16:34:23 GMT -5 amberlyrose said:

Confession: I really liked the books when I read them in HS/College. I've been wanting a (good) movie made.. but it looks like Nick Cage is as close as I'm gonna get. Boo.

The best we can hope for is a Left Behind 3.