Well, THAT was unexpected

[jane6672]

A new client (accidentally?) sent me a link to gay p0rn.




(huh)


I yelled "WHAT" and probably made a fuckstick face.

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It was a virus. Gotta be. Only explanation.

[iamgrace]

Please reply with a fuckstick pic.

[lauralala]

OMG. What are you going to do?

[zoomzoom]

Hacked. How embarrassing for them.

I had a client send me graphic porn b/c he thought the email was going directly to a male employee. Uh, no, dipshit, it's coming to me. When the owner found out, man, he was pissed. It was some nasty shit and I lost a lot of respect for the dude after that.

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Oct 1, 2014 11:32:15 GMT -5 iamgrace said:

Please reply with a fuckstick pic.

Take your pick:

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[jane6672]

It's SO WEIRD, because it would make sense (well, if it was a different link) in the context of the email, but could also be spam/hacking? Do spammers generally reply to existing conversations?


We were emailing to set up a meeting. They sent an alternate time, and then emailed "*link* is an example of what I like" (which, LOL).

[jane6672]

Oct 1, 2014 11:31:40 GMT -5 Lucy Honeychurch said:

OMG! Did you reply?

I said "such and such time works for the meeting. Can you double-check that example? It looks like an explicit site."

No response. They have probably died of embarrassment.

[zoomzoom]

Omg. I can't wait to hear what they say. Lol.

[eb777888]

Oct 1, 2014 11:34:17 GMT -5 jane6672 said:

It's SO WEIRD, because it would make sense (well, if it was a different link) in the context of the email, but could also be spam/hacking? Do spammers generally reply to existing conversations?


We were emailing to set up a meeting. They sent an alternate time, and then emailed "*link* is an example of what I like" (which, LOL).

OMG!! lllllllol

[iamgrace]

This is hysterical. Omg.

[cookies]

Oct 1, 2014 11:33:53 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

Oct 1, 2014 11:32:15 GMT -5 iamgrace said:

Please reply with a fuckstick pic.

Take your pick:

The heavy breathing photo would be an amazing (and probably unexpected) response.

[jane6672]

Oct 1, 2014 11:31:28 GMT -5 @kizmet said:

OOPS!! Probably a copy and paste but didn't quite get the right link in there??

Nope!


I gave the benefit of the doubt (because of COURSE that couldn't be what they meant), and tried searching reasonable variations of the URL. Every result listed was for things like "ho.tga.yb.oys" and "f.reeg.ay.p0rn" etc. 

[captainobvious]

Oct 1, 2014 11:35:55 GMT -5 jane6672 said:

Oct 1, 2014 11:31:40 GMT -5 Lucy Honeychurch said:

OMG! Did you reply?

I said "such and such time works for the meeting. Can you double-check that example? It looks like an explicit site."

No response. They have probably died of embarrassment.

"It is because that's what I like" 

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Oops.

[sergey]

He's under his desk dead of embarrassment right now. Or at least I'd be.

[amandakisser]

OMG! I wonder if he thought he was replying to a different email? I had a coworker send me a personal email about closing on her house once - she meant to send me the email directly above that in her Outlook inbox! He must be so embarrassed!

[fezzik]

Omg @fucksticklegit the heavy breathing one is killing me. I think it's my new favorite.

[bania]

LOL! I'll be surprised if he shows up for that meeting.

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Oct 1, 2014 11:44:44 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

Oct 1, 2014 11:43:41 GMT -5 bania said:

LOL! I'll be surprised if he shows up for that meeting.

Please place a bowl full of condoms and a box of Kleenex in the middle of the conference room table.

[Muddled]

How I like it.

Bwahahahahaha!


I think you responded well and I really do hope, for your sake, that this was all a big mistake.

[jane6672]

Hey now, don't be so quick with your gender assumptions.


The sender is female. Hahaha.

[miniroller]

So it was a come on?! To see how open you are to same sex sex?? Hmmm...

[captainobvious]

[mellymel]

Omg!

[amandakisser]

Oct 1, 2014 11:47:46 GMT -5 jane6672 said:

Hey now, don't be so quick with your gender assumptions.


The sender is female. Hahaha.

Think that was just me who assumed. Didn't you all just talk about the use of pronouns last night? Shame on me

[jane6672]

Oct 1, 2014 11:53:48 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

Oct 1, 2014 11:47:46 GMT -5 jane6672 said:

Hey now, don't be so quick with your gender assumptions.


The sender is female. Hahaha.

Well to be fair, "gay porn" usually means men with men.  I guess I wasn't even thinking of the gender of the sender at all, but the condom/Kleenex joke was about the type of porn I thought we were talking about.

I was mainly addressing posters that used "he" - carrying on the Pronoun Crusades!

[jane6672]

Hahaha, she replied:

"Oh my god that was NOT the link. Yikes. The site is ------. Sorry about the explicit one."



I would die.

[tripleshot]

Oct 1, 2014 14:49:50 GMT -5 jane6672 said:

Hahaha, she replied:

"Oh my god that was NOT the link. Yikes. The site is ------. Sorry about the explicit one."



I would die.

Ha! But how did it end up in the original email? She didn't even try to explain herself, huh? Busted!