Post by sawyerthedestroyer on Dec 22, 2014 21:07:55 GMT -5
DS is obsessed with making sure I don't pinch his penis when I buckle him into his car seat. He reminds me, "Don't clip my penis, mom" every single time.
I feel like you and I probably have the same expression reading this right now. I'm like "Hahaha seriouslyholyshithowamigoingtodothis."
I am now pondering powdering my junk though, pregnancy is doing terrible terrible things to me. So something useful may have come from this terrifying post.
I feel like you and I probably have the same expression reading this right now. I'm like "Hahaha seriouslyholyshithowamigoingtodothis."
I am now pondering powdering my junk though, pregnancy is doing terrible terrible things to me. So something useful may have come from this terrifying post.
Post by coribelle26 on Dec 22, 2014 21:29:02 GMT -5
It occurred to me while H was randomly helicopter dick-ing in the living room a few days ago that there are going to be THREE PENISES in my house soon. That's too many penises.
I'm really grateful the dog keeps his under wraps.
OMG @cse1960 had the best response for when you have to talk to your son about an uncomfortable subject. Something about not looking them in the eyes while dispensing advice BREEZILY!! It was hilarious.
In response to me complaining about how involved DS has been with his junk lately, H was silent, then said, "Yeah. You know, I think he's going to dress to the left, just like I do." So now I know that.
This just solidifies my previous understanding that I have no fucking clue what I am going to do with not one but two twin boys. My DD is 4.5 and feel like I got the girl thing covered but boys I have no clue. I clearly have not paid close attention to the male anatomy and with cleaning under there, above there, pulling this back and cleaning. Quite frankly I didn't realize there was so much cleaning involved, lol!
Oh and another thing d's when he was like 7 told me that when the shower water hits his boys a certain way it makes him smile. Yup boys are a whole different breed but I love it! They are so funny
Tonight I may have had to endure a 5 year old helicopter dick with a hat (sock). "Look mom, MOM!" I turn around and he just laughs and laughs as that sock goes flying. Then my mom walked in. I think FOR ONCE he was more embarassed than me. Busted by grandma!
When we were potty training there was a lot of naked time. Henry was sitting at the table, resting his head on the table, looking down into his lap. He then very slowly turned his head toward me and said, "my penis is GIANT".
So I get this somewhat irrational rage when ppl tell "moms of boys" stories that are like "you guys understand! He's so rambunctious! And he always rips the knees of his pants!" because ALL KIDS DO THAT SHIT. I guess it's like the girl lego BS for me.
Anyway, this here are some legitimate moms-of-boys problem. And I am equally amused and terrified. Lol
So I get this somewhat irrational rage when ppl tell "moms of boys" stories that are like "you guys understand! He's so rambunctious! And he always rips the knees of his pants!" because ALL KIDS DO THAT SHIT. I guess it's like the girl lego BS for me.
Anyway, this here are some legitimate moms-of-boys problem. And I am equally amused and terrified. Lol
lol. I prefer to call it "shenanigans" rather than a problem. It's a time of great teaching for sure.
Like, penis time is private time. No, I don't want you to try to rest your penis on the coffee table. Please put your penis away.