So I get this somewhat irrational rage when ppl tell "moms of boys" stories that are like "you guys understand! He's so rambunctious! And he always rips the knees of his pants!" because ALL KIDS DO THAT SHIT. I guess it's like the girl lego BS for me.
Anyway, this here are some legitimate moms-of-boys problem. And I am equally amused and terrified. Lol
lol. I prefer to call it "shenanigans" rather than a problem. It's a time of great teaching for sure.
Like, penis time is private time. No, I don't want you to try to rest your penis on the coffee table. Please put your penis away.
Hahahaha! Yeah, shenanigans is a much better word.
I just don't know how I'm going to avoid laughing HYSTERICALLY at this shit. Last night DS puked all over my shirt and I could NOT stop laughing. And that's not even funny!!
So I get this somewhat irrational rage when ppl tell "moms of boys" stories that are like "you guys understand! He's so rambunctious! And he always rips the knees of his pants!" because ALL KIDS DO THAT SHIT. I guess it's like the girl lego BS for me.
Anyway, this here are some legitimate moms-of-boys problem. And I am equally amused and terrified. Lol
lol. I prefer to call it "shenanigans" rather than a problem. It's a time of great teaching for sure.
Like, penis time is private time. No, I don't want you to try to rest your penis on the coffee table. Please put your penis away.
I agree!
I encourage talking about his penis appropriately. I want him to always be able to talk to us about it. If dad isn't around he can come to me. Your penis isn't a bad thing, it's a private thing.
I do not however, want you to play with it while we are snuggling on the couch watching the grinch (like he did last week).
C is 4, and it's common now that when he stands up he starts shifting everything around, 'to get my penis out of the way.' DH is definitely responsible for and sports cup shopping in the future.
H taught KHC about the wonders of Gold Bond Medicated powder. They both walked around the house swaggering and going, "FEELS LIKE A COOL BREEZE UP IN HERE!"
get the stuff in the spray bottle - so much easier to apply (I stole DH's this summer when I was pregnant and sticking together).