Rejoice: Batshit Miss Universe Costume Competition Is Back

[meshaliuknits]

OH CANADA! Always bring the LOLs

I need a link major!

[pixy0stix]

LINK! MORE! I love these.

[pixy0stix]

GB just phoned it in and bought a legs avenue costume.

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Jan 22, 2015 11:41:00 GMT -5 @majorwife said:

IRELAND Asshai

FTFY

[meshaliuknits]

Jan 22, 2015 11:43:34 GMT -5 @majorwife said:

a better shot of USA FUCK YEAH

She looks like the fountains at the Bellagio but with boobs.

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DAFAQ

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Jan 22, 2015 11:43:34 GMT -5 @majorwife said:

a better shot of USA FUCK YEAH

From sea to shining sea indeed.

[pixy0stix]

Portugal has puppet hands!! I love it.

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Jan 22, 2015 11:45:24 GMT -5 @majorwife said:

Portugal

This looks South American to me lol

[meshaliuknits]

Jan 22, 2015 11:45:49 GMT -5 @majorwife said:

Dominican Republic

Is she dressed up as the Virgin Mary while wearing a picture of the Virgin Mary? Like those plastic costumes of the 80s?

[pixy0stix]

I'm feeling a wee bit uneasy about DR's. She looks like one of those religious candles.

[pixy0stix]

Whoah Australia. Blonde white chick dressing up as an aboriginal native is totes cool, apparently.

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Boobs.

[pixy0stix]

I want Jamaica's headdress. Just to wear around the house.

[pixy0stix]

I love Spain's just from a costuming standpoint.

[Velvetshady]

Jan 22, 2015 11:39:34 GMT -5 @majorwife said:

canada

HERE IS A SCOREBOARD ATTACHED TO HER COSTUME!!!!!

It took me a few looks to realise it wasn't just hanging above her

[meshaliuknits]

So many headdresses! It's like a huge Vegas showgirl line. Do they all do kicks at the end?

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Jan 22, 2015 11:48:28 GMT -5 @majorwife said:

Ecuador

Those shoes were an unfortunate choice.

[pixy0stix]

Slovenia also just phoned it in. meh.

[cville]

Jan 22, 2015 11:45:49 GMT -5 @majorwife said:

Dominican Republic

I bet she's not really a virgin.

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Jan 22, 2015 11:51:01 GMT -5 @majorwife said:

Switzerland

Lazy heifer lol

[meshaliuknits]

Jan 22, 2015 11:56:16 GMT -5 @helenabonhamcarter said:

Jan 22, 2015 11:51:01 GMT -5 @majorwife said:

Switzerland

Lazy heifer lol

Sweden too.

ETA: nevermind. I just realized Miss Sweden has a fricking candle tiara on her head.

[Velvetshady]

Jan 22, 2015 11:51:25 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

I want Jamaica's headdress. Just to wear around the house.

Jamaica and Portugal's look like giant cat toys to me. Great, big, balls o'fun. My cats would be in heaven.


So far, I'm actually loving Venezuela's as a costume.


Ahhhhh, add Uruguay to the cat toy joy!

[Daria Morgandorffer]

I love South Africa and Lithuania. WTF Switzerland.

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Jan 22, 2015 11:55:10 GMT -5 cville said:

Jan 22, 2015 11:45:49 GMT -5 @majorwife said:

Dominican Republic

I bet she's not really a virgin.

I bet there's a baby under that not so baby Jesus.

[Daria Morgandorffer]

Jan 22, 2015 11:58:40 GMT -5 @majorwife said:

finland

WTF is this. I'm Finnish. I don't get it. 

[meshaliuknits]

Jan 22, 2015 11:57:50 GMT -5 Velvetshady said:

Jan 22, 2015 11:51:25 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

I want Jamaica's headdress. Just to wear around the house.

Jamaica and Portugal's look like giant cat toys to me. Great, big, balls o'fun. My cats would be in heaven.


So far, I'm actually loving Venezuela's as a costume.


Ahhhhh, add Uruguay to the cat toy joy!

I think Miss Argentina is wining the "who's the best cat toy" contest right now.

[Daria Morgandorffer]

That dress is not at all flattering on Israel.

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Jan 22, 2015 11:57:56 GMT -5 @majorwife said:

argentina

"You know, I really can't think of what to do so I'm going to going to bedazzle this shit out of this bold ons, glue some random feathers and who the fuck will care? Can I get more glitter please?"

[kapoentje]

Jan 22, 2015 11:45:24 GMT -5 @majorwife said:

Portugal

Why is this Portuguese? SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME.