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You should also be careful if you’re diabetic, since there’s a chance some glucose could pass through your urine, and you definitely don’t want to introduce sugar into the vagina, warns Castellanos.
DH is diabetic, so I'm keeping this in mind in case he ever wants to "try something new."
What if *I* am diabetic? Could his "good" urine counteract my bad?
DH is diabetic, so I'm keeping this in mind in case he ever wants to "try something new."
What if *I* am diabetic? Could his "good" urine counteract my bad?
We did sugar dissolving experiments in my college chem classes, but we weren't quite to this level. There has to be an equation for this. Someone knows!
Hi Joe! Thanks so much for your question. To help answer it, we checked with sexual health expert Madeleine Castellanos, M.D., author of Wanting to Want, and certified OB-GYN Mary Jane Minkin, M.D., clinical professor of obstetrics, gynecology, and reproductive sciences at Yale School of Medicine. Here’s what they had to say: Urine play during sex (also referred to as watersports, golden showers, or urolagnia) is generally safe when you’re peeing ON somebody. That’s because urine is typically sterile, though it may contain some bacteria if you have an infection, like a bladder infection. “If a person’s healthy and doesn’t have any bacterial infections, there’s not a whole lot of bacteria coming through urine, and if there is, it’s the same as what would be in ejaculate,” says Castellanos. So getting some pee on you isn’t really anything to worry about health-wise (as long as it’s consensual). But peeing INSIDE your wife might come with a few risks. The only real concern would be messing with vaginal pH levels, which is the natural balance of acidity and bacteria in the vagina. A healthy vagina is naturally acidic, with a pH between 3.8 and 4.5, which helps protect against infections, says Castellanos. Tons of things can affect vaginal pH, including semen, but it’s usually too small an amount to cause much trouble.
I literally laughed like a fucking school boy at the watersport play. I mean, just come to my house this summer with two crazy ass twin boys and OHHH you will have your watersports. Watersports...lol....I...just...can't...LOL.
1. If this is a white person thing I would like to opt out
2. Does anyone remember the nestie that would pee into her husband's cupped hands?
LOL, that wins my internets today. Maybe we can get an opt out exempt on our medical resuscitation form? If I am dying, and the only thing to save my life is my husband peeing in my crotch then no, I am good, I literally just want to die to not make that happen.
I can't...how much pee can a vagina hold? Is it like a garden hose going into a Solo cup?
This visual gave me the giggles.
But really, I wondered this too because the vagina isn't an endless cave. Does urine just leak out and all over? So essentially you're peeing inside your partner and wetting the bed all at once? ::shudder::
I think the TIP board (or starting over?) had multiple people try it.
I'm sure it had to be Starting Over. I haven't been a TIP girl in a long time but most of us are too damned lazy for all of that. Those SO girls OTOH . . .
There was a TIPer whose SO used to pee inside her.
WHO??!!? And why don't I remember this?
I THINK it was (now) ML's Fuckstick, but I'm not certain; the name changes sometimes get me.
Do you really not remember this? She said it all casually, like it was a perfectly average sex anecdote, that her silly SO had forgotten in bed that they weren't in the shower, peed inside her like they do in the shower, and made a wet sloppy mess of the bed, and they both had a good laugh.
It is possible to pee when hard. Sometimes you wake up in that condition and really need to pee, so you kinda have to be able to. Its not very pleasant tho, cos its like you have to sort of "will" it to happen despite the need to and the pressure, and then it feels weird and not in a good way. Not in a painful way either, just "this aint right" lol. Plus its harder to control cos it has the effect of squeezing a hose.
This whole conversation is weird. I am leaving this thread now lol.
This whole conversation is weird. I am leaving this thread now lol.
LOLOL
I dated a guy once who told me about his travails with the morning pee while sporting morning wood. He said he would bend forward over the toilet while holding onto the tank for balance so as to be able to aim his pee into the toilet.
FTR, he never peed into me, LOL. If that makes me vanilla, then I'm happy to own that.
This whole conversation is weird. I am leaving this thread now lol.
LOLOL
I dated a guy once who told me about his travails with the morning pee while sporting morning wood. He said he would bend forward over the toilet while holding onto the tank for balance so as to be able to aim his pee into the toilet.
FTR, he never peed into me, LOL. If that makes me vanilla, then I'm happy to own that.
I doubt there is a man alive that hasn't run into that issue at some point lol. You cant sit down and do it, and you cant stand either, so you end up planking. Who wants to do that in the morning? I totally get where women are coming from when they complain about men getting pee on the toilet seat, but I also think they have no idea how annoying it is to pee when you are a man. We pretend its all good, but in truth...its more like having a hose with one of those variable spray nozzles, only you cant be exactly sure what its set on, so you might get stream or spray or anywhere in between - and thats not counting morning wood etc. Or - you know that scene in one of the Jim Carrey movies where he goes to pee after sex and it sprays at a right angle against the wall? True. Or the inexplicable 2 streams in opposite directions. On the whole, its a pain, and it explains why we like peeing outside - none of the above issues matter at all then lol.
I dated a guy once who told me about his travails with the morning pee while sporting morning wood. He said he would bend forward over the toilet while holding onto the tank for balance so as to be able to aim his pee into the toilet.
FTR, he never peed into me, LOL. If that makes me vanilla, then I'm happy to own that.
I doubt there is a man alive that hasn't run into that issue at some point lol. You cant sit down and do it, and you cant stand either, so you end up planking. Who wants to do that in the morning? I totally get where women are coming from when they complain about men getting pee on the toilet seat, but I also think they have no idea how annoying it is to pee when you are a man. We pretend its all good, but in truth...its more like having a hose with one of those variable spray nozzles, only you cant be exactly sure what its set on, so you might get stream or spray or anywhere in between - and thats not counting morning wood etc. Or - you know that scene in one of the Jim Carrey movies where he goes to pee after sex and it sprays at a right angle against the wall? True. Or the inexplicable 2 streams in opposite directions. On the whole, its a pain, and it explains why we like peeing outside - none of the above issues matter at all then lol.
I'm not trying to be rude or downplay the inconvenience, but if I went to pee and it sprayed sharp right or I got a split stream, I might fall over laughing.
I doubt there is a man alive that hasn't run into that issue at some point lol. You cant sit down and do it, and you cant stand either, so you end up planking. Who wants to do that in the morning? I totally get where women are coming from when they complain about men getting pee on the toilet seat, but I also think they have no idea how annoying it is to pee when you are a man. We pretend its all good, but in truth...its more like having a hose with one of those variable spray nozzles, only you cant be exactly sure what its set on, so you might get stream or spray or anywhere in between - and thats not counting morning wood etc. Or - you know that scene in one of the Jim Carrey movies where he goes to pee after sex and it sprays at a right angle against the wall? True. Or the inexplicable 2 streams in opposite directions. On the whole, its a pain, and it explains why we like peeing outside - none of the above issues matter at all then lol.
I'm not trying to be rude or downplay the inconvenience, but if I went to pee and it sprayed sharp right or I got a split stream, I might fall over laughing.
No, it is funny and I have laughed more than once at my own ridiculousness. There is nothing more absurd than a man - except maybe an erect man. And the only more absurd thing than that is an erect man planking to pee, lol. But its also messy and annoying. Still, I have found simply sitting down to pee solves all of those problems, and now that I am in my 40's, I can just be an old man and do that instead lol.