This whole conversation is weird. I am leaving this thread now lol.
LOLOL
I dated a guy once who told me about his travails with the morning pee while sporting morning wood. He said he would bend forward over the toilet while holding onto the tank for balance so as to be able to aim his pee into the toilet.
FTR, he never peed into me, LOL. If that makes me vanilla, then I'm happy to own that.
There's a scene about this in That Awkward Moment (a surprisingly not shitty movie).