Friday punch people in the face Randoms

[pixy0stix]

I haven't been sleeping the last couple of nights.



If one more person tells me that I'm probably going to have twins because of the fertility meds, I'm going to punch them in the face.

[IIOY]

I am sick.  I had that moment yesterday where I suddenly felt like I hit a monstrous wall of fatigue, so I suspected this was coming, but fuck if I'm not irritated all to hell about being sick in the summer time.

[josieposy]

I want to buy a nerf gun and then shoot nerf things at DH at random all weekend.

[2curlydogs]

I hate having to repeat things to grown-ass adults.

I get repeating it to kids because no frontal lobe.

But You.Are.An.ADULT. You should be able to retain basic facts that I told you not two days ago. Go sign up for Luminosity or some shit.

[secretlyevil]

Jul 17, 2015 8:57:21 GMT -5 josieposy said:

I want to but a nerf gun and then shoot nerf things at DH at random all weekend.

That sounds like a brilliant idea. Hmmm...

[josieposy]

Jul 17, 2015 8:59:22 GMT -5 secretlyevil said:

Jul 17, 2015 8:57:21 GMT -5 josieposy said:

I want to but a nerf gun and then shoot nerf things at DH at random all weekend.

That sounds like a brilliant idea. Hmmm...

Dude is pissing me off, and this seems like the most mature way to handle it.

[2curlydogs]

Jul 17, 2015 8:59:22 GMT -5 secretlyevil said:

Jul 17, 2015 8:57:21 GMT -5 josieposy said:

I want to but a nerf gun and then shoot nerf things at DH at random all weekend.

That sounds like a brilliant idea. Hmmm...

We may or may not do this at work..... 

[secretlyevil]

I am taking a defensive driving course. Everyone in the company has to take it. It's soooooo lame.

[secretlyevil]

Jul 17, 2015 9:00:10 GMT -5 josieposy said:

Jul 17, 2015 8:59:22 GMT -5 secretlyevil said:

That sounds like a brilliant idea. Hmmm...

Dude is pissing me off, and this seems like the most mature way to handle it.

oh, it just sounded fun in general to me.

[iammalcolmx]

Jul 17, 2015 8:54:48 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

I haven't been sleeping the last couple of nights.



If one more person tells me that I'm probably going to have twins because of the fertility meds, I'm going to punch them in the face.

What did I miss?

[pixy0stix]

Jul 17, 2015 9:01:32 GMT -5 iammalcolmx said:

Jul 17, 2015 8:54:48 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

I haven't been sleeping the last couple of nights.



If one more person tells me that I'm probably going to have twins because of the fertility meds, I'm going to punch them in the face.

What did I miss?

I'm IUI cycling this month.

[FloFTW]

My husband ripped the mirror off of my car earlier this week, then lost his keys two days later, then locked himself in our garage last night for a half hour and yelled at me for trying to help him get out the window.

I like this Nerf gun idea.

[IIOY]

I have another: this morning, H says, "I have something serious to ask you... but you aren't feeling well so I won't right now."

[iammalcolmx]

Jul 17, 2015 9:01:52 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Jul 17, 2015 9:01:32 GMT -5 iammalcolmx said:

What did I miss?

I'm IUI cycling this month.

I had no idea!!! Good luck. Also since I am not as scared of you punching me through the computer may I point out origami has twins!!

[jln]

Jul 17, 2015 9:00:10 GMT -5 josieposy said:

Jul 17, 2015 8:59:22 GMT -5 secretlyevil said:

That sounds like a brilliant idea. Hmmm...

Dude is pissing me off, and this seems like the most mature way to handle it.

My DH is on my shit list, too.  I might hit the toy store today for one of these.

[pixy0stix]

Jul 17, 2015 9:03:24 GMT -5 iammalcolmx said:

Jul 17, 2015 9:01:52 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

I'm IUI cycling this month.

I had no idea!!! Good luck. Also since I am not as scared of you punching me through the computer may I point out origami has twins!!

I'm going to find an extra special gif, just for you.

[iammalcolmx]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[jln]

Jul 17, 2015 9:01:52 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Jul 17, 2015 9:01:32 GMT -5 iammalcolmx said:

What did I miss?

I'm IUI cycling this month.

Good luck!  

[pixy0stix]

Jul 17, 2015 9:04:03 GMT -5 mryrcn said:

But I did go see my momma yesterday. My sister moved her to a nursing home without telling me. She seems to be doing okay. She actually looks so much better. I think she's eating and taking a bath like she should now.

IIRC, this is a good thing, right? You had wanted to do this and your sister took her over?

[josieposy]

Jul 17, 2015 9:03:27 GMT -5 IIOY said:

I have another: this morning, H says, "I have something serious to ask you... but you aren't feeling well so I won't right now."

[IIOY]

Jul 17, 2015 9:06:25 GMT -5 josieposy said:

Jul 17, 2015 9:03:27 GMT -5 IIOY said:

I have another: this morning, H says, "I have something serious to ask you... but you aren't feeling well so I won't right now."

The worst part is that, because H is a total drama queen, his question could be anything from, "Can I buy a Lamborghini and run away with my new girlfriend" to "Where in the fridge did you put the yogurt?"

[josieposy]

I am dealing with a man who second guesses every other word that comes out of my mouth. It's a sore spot right now because it feels like he doesn't trust me or my judgment.

I have been in charge of our budget since March. I know it pretty darn well. DH comments on a bill coming up and I said it was due on the 23rd. He insists on double checking it and I told him over and over again I was sure it was the 23rd. So he checks anyway while I'm sitting right there in front of him, and holy shit it's due on the 23rd! It's almost like I know what I'm talking about!

[Velvetshady]

I'm in day two of sitting in a room all day with old, white, male, former military officers trying get them to focus on productive shit vs their piss fight over who has the biggest...err...ego. And I've got another full week of this coming next week.

And last night, got stuck on the highway due to a road closing because I worked a 12 hour day vs a 10 hour day. They were detouring people onto a one lane road. I really wanna punch at the damn entitled asswipes that a) think that flying down the shoulder is all good 'cause they got places to go and b) flying down the wrong side of a one lane road is fine 'cause all the people in front of them must just be happy hanging out. Part of me would have been willing to have the commute go from 3 hours (normal 1 hour 15 minutes at that time of day) to 4-5 hour if just one of them had served into a ditch because they flew up on a cop car. But I got home at 11:30pm, had dinner, went to bed.

[origami]

Jul 17, 2015 9:03:24 GMT -5 iammalcolmx said:

Jul 17, 2015 9:01:52 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

I'm IUI cycling this month.

I had no idea!!! Good luck. Also since I am not as scared of you punching me through the computer may I point out origami has twins!!

you get a time out for that iammalcolmx.

pixy - all the good luck and vibes to you!!

[cattledogkisses]

I have an entirely trivial dilemma. Lol.

The tall ships are sailing in this weekend and we're trying to decide if we should go see them on Saturday or Sunday. Saturday is when they all "parade" in, but Sunday is the day that you can actually go on board. But it sounds like there's more activities/stuff to do on Saturday (not that there's a shortage of things to do in Portland though). But the weather on Sunday is supposed to be nicer.

I said it was trivial!

[cattledogkisses]

Good luck pixy!

[pamela]

Jul 17, 2015 8:58:53 GMT -5 2curlydogs said:

I hate having to repeat things to grown-ass adults.

I get repeating it to kids because no frontal lobe.

But You.Are.An.ADULT. You should be able to retain basic facts that I told you not two days ago. Go sign up for Luminosity or some shit.

If only it worked, I'd do it.

I know you're probably ranting about idiots, but as someone who's memory sucks, I hate it.

[shanbrite2]

Fingers and toes crossed for you pixy!

I've been having the worst insomnia. I think I might have slept 4 hours last night, nonconsecutively. And now I'll want more naps during the day, throwing off my schedule again tonight, repeat ad infinitum. (And I do know how freaking lucky I am that I can actually take naps when I need/want them).

[2curlydogs]

Jul 17, 2015 9:41:13 GMT -5 pamela said:

Jul 17, 2015 8:58:53 GMT -5 2curlydogs said:

I hate having to repeat things to grown-ass adults.

I get repeating it to kids because no frontal lobe.

But You.Are.An.ADULT. You should be able to retain basic facts that I told you not two days ago. Go sign up for Luminosity or some shit.

If only it worked, I'd do it.

I know you're probably ranting about idiots, but as someone who's memory sucks, I hate it.

Idiots and lazy people.

My h's short-term memory is BAD. We joke about it.

These people are.... incompetent.

[Deleted]

I Want A Second Car and New House Now darnnit. So close, and yet so far.