Example: right now as I type the bro on the spin bike next to me is just letting loose on the air drums. Like full on wailing on the air drum set and now lip synching too . Good times ! Lmao
- 2 bros could not figure out how to adjust the height of the squat rack, so I had to show them - Bros taking videos with their GoPros - Bros telling other bros they need TWO scoops of protein powder - Bros slamming weights down
Post by eponinepontmercy on Jul 28, 2015 9:38:16 GMT -5
- wore a shirt that said "Drunk as Shit" - Another wore a shirt that said "Shut the Fuck Up and Train" - One guy makes weird seal noises when he lifts.
I go to a gym geared toward bodybuilders - there are a lot of guys with bigger than normal arms and bad skin who look like I wouldn't like them when they're angry.
Post by bluelikejazz on Jul 28, 2015 9:57:41 GMT -5
Starring at his abs in the mirror through the side of his "bro tank" (you know, the ones cut from the armpits to the bottom edge seam), while caressing them and making orgasm-like faces/groans, and taking pictures of himself.
I was stretching while this was happening, and I had to leave because I couldn't contain my laughter.
The dudes at my gym are all crazy pants. Mostly nice guys, but crazy.
They all have unique handshakes with each other that involve chest bumping and foot tapping. They wear the tightest and/or shortest shorts they can get away with without fully exposing themselves. So much peen. They greet each other errrrryday by saying "MAX SNATCH" even though they're not actually doing a max snatch.
There's one dude though that is not a bro in a funny way. He CONSTANTLY tries to coach other people. He is not a coach. He's just a dude. I finally told him off and one day I even gave him the finger. I was modifying something BECAUSE #REALMITCH TOLD ME TO and he corrected me. Fucker.
A woman at my gym showed up for spin piss drunk. I told her to sit my the door and asked her not to puke on me. I was about to suggest she go home, but then i realized she drove there.... so....
Once i was on a treadmill, the gym was empty, i was the only one on a treadmill, some lady gets on the treadmill right next to me - literally all of the others were empty - and spent a half hour talking on her phone.
Bro checked himself out in the mirror, hopped on the elliptical for 5 mins while drinking his bottle of regular coke. Proceeded to do one set of bicep curls with heavy weights, then left. Good workout bro, good workout.
Post by mrsjthompson on Jul 28, 2015 11:55:24 GMT -5
Chick doing some kind of pigeon-toed mini-squats (maybe some kind of Barre exercise?) turning her head 180 degrees like an owl to check out her butt at the same time. Then uses assisted pullup machine to do some kind of leg presses.
Post by emilyinchile on Jul 28, 2015 12:12:51 GMT -5
...tried to impress a girl by telling her about this killer squat workout he'd just heard about, then proceeded to do one minute of it and talk about how he was so dead. Except it's a workout I've seen some CF people do to the song "Bring Sally Up", it's not new, and the people I know do the whole song. So I was not impressed.
This was in between his comments about how she was totally going to go back to bodybuilding as soon as she lost some of her gainz. Total bro.
One time this dude was doing bicep curls (single, all bent over sitting on the bench trying to look awesome) and another dude was yelling at him "come on dude, come on, like a ninja turtle does it!" I lost it.
Post by rondonalddo on Jul 28, 2015 14:42:17 GMT -5
When I went to a rural YMCA, there were often teenage bros in the lifting area, ostensibly spotting one another but really just taking up space chatting and tryna GET HYPE. GTFO of the way!
Also there was a dude working out in muddy farm boots. Just...getting dried mud all over the carpet.
You are a total grunter and weight slammer aren't you? I could see that. Being all badass and all as you are.
Sometimes the weights just want to be thrown!
I do make a lot of noise when I deadlift, cause when I learned how to do reps we had to touch the weights to the ground to make sure we were getting low enough. So it's lift BAM lift BAM lift BAM.