Target trolling has me in tears :'(

[ttt]

Basically, this guy posed as Target on FB and responded to the complaints about Target removing the gender-specific toy signs. I feel kind of bad for the people at real Target corporate who have to deal with the fallout but some of these are just too hilarious.









Real Target responds and she still doesn't get it: 

[leeba25]

OMG Target should give that troll a job! They did a fantastic job, imo.

[jln]

I love these. The freak out I'm seeing so many people have over this is astounding. I'm on one FB group of moms who shop at Target and there are several that are leaving because of this.

[2curlydogs]

Ok, I haven't read thru all of this, but whoever is doing this is a fucking genius. GENIUS I SAY! And Target should hire them.

"We at Target apologize for nothing.

NOTHING."

LOLOLOLOLOL

[FloFTW]

Allahu Akbar!!! OMG!

[heyjude]

This person is doing god's work.

[josieposy]

I read that earlier this am (I think it was on ML) and I was dying! I love it.

Although I do feel bad for whoever at Corporate is dealing with the phone calls from this.

[NewOrleans]

WE APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING!  TAMPONS ARE NOT IN THE TOY SECTION!

lol x100000000

My other favorite is how hot Johnny Depp is.

I can't believe people are mad that the aisle won't say boys or girls.  WHY ARE PEOPLE UPSET THAT THE TOYS AND BLANKETS WONT SAY BOYS OR GIRLS?  

[Deleted]

The Target troll makes me love Target so much more. I don't understand the outrage.

[2curlydogs]

Aug 13, 2015 10:32:59 GMT -5 FloFTW said:

Allahu Akbar!!! OMG!

I yelped out loud at that. And then forwarded it on to our social team.

I can hear the laughter from my desk. And I'm as far from their area as you can get in our wing. 

[heliocentric]

That's great.

[ttt]

The Allahu Akbar one just about did me in.

[AJL]

I'm in love the Ask ForHelp Target troll. So funny!

[stephogirl]

[StrawberryBlondie]

Dead.

[NewOrleans]

Maybe with all the assholes swearing off Target, I will be able to get stuff from the next collaboration!

[leeba25]

Aug 13, 2015 11:02:49 GMT -5 stephogirl said:

OMG this has me laughing so hard I'm crying. 

[racegrrl714]

Aug 13, 2015 10:42:46 GMT -5 NewOrleans said:

WE APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING!  TAMPONS ARE NOT IN THE TOY SECTION!

lol x100000000

My other favorite is how hot Johnny Depp is.

I can't believe people are mad that the aisle won't say boys or girls.  WHY ARE PEOPLE UPSET THAT THE TOYS AND BLANKETS WONT SAY BOYS OR GIRLS?  

"But, but, but... what IF I'm colorblind, and I go to Target to get my son an Avengers doll for his birthday... and I can't tell the difference between FLAMING PINK AND PURPLE and DULL BLUE AND RED... and I accidentally get him a Barbie instead?  And OMG what if he LLLIIIKKKEEESSS it??? It will surely give him the GAYZ! And it will be all my fault because I'm colorblind and couldn't tell the difference between Barbie's boobs and an Avenger's shield!  NOOOOO IT'S TARGET'S FAULT THAT MY SON HAS THE GAYZ!"

Does that help??? LOL

[AAM2012]

Oh this is good!! Is there an article link for this? I want to share in my FB page.

[shauni27]

Aug 13, 2015 10:32:59 GMT -5 FloFTW said:

Allahu Akbar!!! OMG!

my favorite as well.  I snorted and laughed so loud people had to come see what I was looking at in my office...

[StrawberryBlondie]

I love all the complaints thinking they're in the majority liking gendered toy sections.

[ESF]

I was just reading a different article on this, and they had a bunch more good ones.

www.adweek.com/adfreak/man-poses-target-facebook-trolls-haters-its-gender-neutral-move-epic-replies-166364

Enjoy!

[Deleted]

[YeahSure]

Whoever is doing this is HILARIOUS!!!!

[Skyesthelimit1212]

[mysterons]

I love when he implores people not to report him to corporate since it's his first day.

[bears]

These are amazing!

[Deleted]

Why is boy stuff blue and girl stuff pink anyway?

Someone explain that to me. Why those colors? I'm having a crisis here.

[bourbonfan]

I really enjoyed all the ones saying they would take their business to Wal-Mart... Because Wal-Mart did this exact same thing like 3 years ago?

[pantsparty]

Aug 13, 2015 16:23:28 GMT -5 mysterons said:

I love when he implores people not to report him to corporate since it's his first day.

JOSH, PLEASE STOP.