TIME TO YELL!!!!

[irene adler]

ACCESS ROADS ARE NOT SIDEWALKS!

Sent from my jail cell as I await trial from picking off for students walking slowly down the middle-of-the-road while blocking traffic, oblivious to the world around them.

[spunkarella]

WORK IS TOO STRESSFUL!!! I JUST WANT TO CURL UP UNDER MY DESK AND SLEEP!

I am a baby and I know so many people have it so much worse all the time. But I have never been so overwhelmed before in my life. I am not coping well at all.

[partiallysunny]

I WANT A MONEY TREE IN MY BACKYARD.

[hamster]

Sept 3, 2015 13:18:39 GMT -5 spunkarella said:

WORK IS TOO STRESSFUL!!! I JUST WANT TO CURL UP UNDER MY DESK AND SLEEP!

I am a baby and I know so many people have it so much worse all the time. But I have never been so overwhelmed before in my life. I am not coping well at all.

This is my life right now.

I WANNA GO DO SOMETHING FUN THIS WEEKEND! But missoula is out and I don't want to spend $1000 for 4 nights at the Holiday Inn Express in Lake Tahoe

[Deleted]

F- YOU JERK AT WORK FOR TAKING THE CREDIT FOR A PROJECT I HAVE BEEN CHASING FOR A YEAR!!!!

[mbcdefg]

I'M ALMOST 32 YEARS OLD. WHY DO I KEEP GETTING PIMPLES ALL OVER MY NOSE???

[jinkies]

OMG KIDS STOP FIGHTING WITH EACH OTHER.

I thought it would be better once summer was over and we got back into a routine. IT IS NOT BETTER.

[womet]

REALTOR, WHY DID YOU TAKE A PICTURE OF MY HOUSE WITH A BIG OLD BROWN SPOT FRONT AND CENTER IN THE PICTURE?! TAKE IT DOWN OR CROP IT. Yes, we have a few brown spots, but I don't want them spotlighted in our house pictures.

[niq]

BLEEEEAAUUURGGGH

[tacosforlife]

STOP TEXTING AND DRIVING, ASSHOLES!

YES, TEXTING WHILE YOU'RE AT A RED LIGHT IS STILL TEXTING! YES, TEXTING WHILE YOU'RE STUCK IN TRAFFIC IS STILL TEXTING!

YOU SEE THAT STOP SIGN OR STOP LIGHT? YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY COME TO A COMPLETE STOP BEFORE THE GODDAMNED SIDEWALK PRIOR TO MAKING YOUR RIGHT TURN. DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A YIELD SIGN TO YOU?

OH, YOUR DOG IS FINE? NO, IT'S NOT FINE! PUT IT ON A MOTHERFUCKING LEASH! THE WALKING PATH IS NOT THE DOG PARK!

[steph96]

Dear housekeepers:

WHY WOULD YOU PUT MY DESIGNER PURSE ON THE TABLE THAT IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE WINDOW WHOSE BLINDS YOU OPENED ALL THE WAY?! ANYONE THAT WALKS BY MY HOUSE WOULD HAVE EASILY SEEN IT. WE HAD AT LEAST 2 DOOR TO DOOR SALES PEOPLE COME BY BETWEEN THE TIME YOU CAME AND THE TIME I GOT HOME. THE FRONT DOOR IS 1 FOOT AWAY FROM WHERE MY PURSE WAS. PLUS WHY WOULD YOU EVEN OPEN ALL OF MY BLINDS? IF I WANTED THEM OPEN, I WOULD HAVE HAD THEM OPEN WHEN YOU SHOWED UP. AND WHY THE F*** DID YOU TAKE MY DOGS' BED OUT OF THEIR CRATE AND LEAVE IT OUT? WHY DON'T YOU GO SLEEP ON A HARD BLACK PLASTIC FLOOR THAT IS HOT THANKS TO YOU LEAVING YET ANOTHER SET OF BLINDS COMPLETELY OPEN.

[womet]

Sept 3, 2015 13:59:08 GMT -5 womet said:

REALTOR, WHY DID YOU TAKE A PICTURE OF MY HOUSE WITH A BIG OLD BROWN SPOT FRONT AND CENTER IN THE PICTURE?! TAKE IT DOWN OR CROP IT. Yes, we have a few brown spots, but I don't want them spotlighted in our house pictures.

Thankfully, the offending picture has been cropped.

[konapoppy]

I JUST WON A TRIP TO HAWAII AT WORK FOR MY PERFORMANCE.

I so needed this right now!!

[wanderlustmom]

I HATE MY SCOLIOSIS, I guess I shouldn't say my. I hate it in general for everyone

[Deleted]

I NEED TO GET LAID.
I WANT TO FEEL THE WEIGHT OF A MAN ON TOP OF ME.

[hamster]

I GOT A 2.5% RAISE

[Pom]

FUCK CANCER, FUCK DEMENTIA, AND THANK YOU DELTA et al. for being FUCK UPS in this instance.

NOW MY FRIEND ISN'T COMING.  BUT IT's OKAY.

We've had this trip planned for a couple of months but my BFF has had the worst week.  First up, another good friend of hers passed away in the Netherlands at age 53 of cancer on Tuesday.  

Then her mom fell but seemed okay at first. So BFF's brother and sister were there with her mom so she decided to still make the trip.  BFF's been living with her mom (dementia mid stages) and care giving at night so it's rough.

FF to this afternoon:
Her mom is admitted to the hospital in so much pain they put her on morphine...at about that time we got a text about her trip delay.
Delta screwed her connection in DTW with a mechanical issue at the originating regional airport and she wouldn't have gotten here tonight.
Since it was mechanical, they let us cancel her trip.   It was meant to be that she was there with her mom.   

[lindyanne]

WHY CANT MY KID JUST DO HIS HOMEWORK?!?!?

He has been sitting working on the same math page for 40 minutes. He wants to play and is hungry. Just do the damn thing bc you have another one too and we have to get ready for practice in a half hour.

[Mushe]

Sept 3, 2015 14:48:50 GMT -5 konapoppy said:

I JUST WON A TRIP TO HAWAII AT WORK FOR MY PERFORMANCE.

I so needed this right now!!

YAY!  I have to yell for you too.  That is such awesome and well-timed news!

[Mushe]

Sept 3, 2015 14:53:23 GMT -5 wanderlustmom said:

I HATE MY SCOLIOSIS, I guess I shouldn't say my. I hate it in general for everyone

Ughhhh, I hate it too!  Sometimes I wish my parents had just had me get surgery when I was a kid.  MH and people around me have no idea, but I'm in pain from scoliosis basically every day.

[irene adler]

Sept 3, 2015 14:48:50 GMT -5 konapoppy said:

I JUST WON A TRIP TO HAWAII AT WORK FOR MY PERFORMANCE.

I so needed this right now!!

YAY!!!!!!!

Pom, FUCK ALL THAT SHIT.  I"m sorry your friend isn't coming

EVERYTHING HURTS (<-I wiped out on my bike at lunch and have to wait until 4 pm to go home)

[Pom]

Sept 3, 2015 16:28:11 GMT -5 irene adler said:

Sept 3, 2015 14:48:50 GMT -5 konapoppy said:

I JUST WON A TRIP TO HAWAII AT WORK FOR MY PERFORMANCE.

I so needed this right now!!

YAY!!!!!!!

Pom, FUCK ALL THAT SHIT.  I"m sorry your friend isn't coming

EVERYTHING HURTS (<-I wiped out on my bike at lunch and have to wait until 4 pm to go home)

Oh no. Feel better soon. And thanks.

[womet]

WE GOT AN OFFER ON OUR HOUSE!! IT WAS ONLY LISTED THIS MORNING!!

[sfy]

Sept 3, 2015 14:48:50 GMT -5 konapoppy said:

I JUST WON A TRIP TO HAWAII AT WORK FOR MY PERFORMANCE.

I so needed this right now!!

THIS IS AMAZING! ARE YOU HIRING ?

[sfy]

Sept 3, 2015 17:11:36 GMT -5 womet said:

WE GOT AN OFFER ON PUR HOUSE!! IT WAS ONLY LISTED THIS MORNING!!

HOLY WOW! THIS IS AMAZING TOO!! CONGRATULATIONS!!

[partiallysunny]

CHILD, STOP ASKING ME WHY! BECAUSE I SAID SO, THAT'S WHY!

[explorer2001]

IT IS NOT THAT HARD TO FLUSH THE TOILET, CHECK TO MAKE SURE THE BOWL IS EMPTY, IF IT ISN'T FLUSH AGAIN! Brought to you by the fact that I have found paper or poo in the tiolets at the office everyday this week. This is an office building of adults, no kids.

WEIRD OLD LADY WHO WORKS ON THIS FLOOR, DO YOU KNOW HOW DISGUSTING IT IS THAT YOU DON'T WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER USING THE RESTROOM?

I NEED A VACATION.

[konapoppy]

Sept 3, 2015 17:38:36 GMT -5 sfy said:

Sept 3, 2015 14:48:50 GMT -5 konapoppy said:

I JUST WON A TRIP TO HAWAII AT WORK FOR MY PERFORMANCE.

I so needed this right now!!

THIS IS AMAZING! ARE YOU HIRING ?

We just laid people off. This is some sort of twisted world I am living in.

[dr.girlfriend]

I WISH MY BODY WOULD STOP FREAKING ME OUT RIGHT NOW.

[sfy]

Sept 3, 2015 19:31:31 GMT -5 konapoppy said:

Sept 3, 2015 17:38:36 GMT -5 sfy said:

THIS IS AMAZING! ARE YOU HIRING ?

We just laid people off. This is some sort of twisted world I am living in.

Aw, that sucks...and yes, it really is.

Have a great time !