"Where do these stairs go? They go up." - Ghostbusters
"We both have the same problem. You." - Ghostbusters
"We got one!" - Ghostbusters
And about 24632573 more lines from Ghostbusters.
We quote Better Off Dead a lot. We say "I want my two dollars!" any time someone mentions two dollars and "It has raisins in it. You like raisins." any time something contains raisins. We also frequently pronounce French fries and French vanilla in the same bad accent that Ricky's mom does. And sometimes during the holiday season we find ourselves saying "Do you have Christmas in France?"
Our other frequent quotes include:
From Ferris Bueller: "I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. Who gives a fuck if they're socialists?" (Or just the last part--like a Republican accuses some Dem of being a socialist and we say "who gives a fuck if they're socialists?")
From Old School: "Maybe Bed Bath and Beyond. I don't know. I don't know if we'll have enough time." We say this literally every time anyone mentions going to BBB.
It is a rare day that goes by when we don't quote Friends. One of us yells "regular celery!" every time someone mentions celery. We use "PIVOT", "how you doing?", and various plays on the Joey trifle quote ("Meat--good. Jam--good.") a lot, too. Also "I know!" and "I am loud" in a Monica voice. And "you fell asleep?" in a Rachel voice. Everyone else thinks we are crazy.
When someone is looking for their phone and when they find it, I say "this is Doug's phone" from the Hangover. But no one laughs, apparently I have seen that movie too many times.
Also not from movies or TV but I use quotable quotes from sports press conferences a lot. * Why do we play? You Play to Win The Game. Hello? You play to win the game. * Playoffs? PLAYOFFS? * They are WHO THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE. * We're just talking about Practice, man.
I can't even begin to list all the South Park references, I don't have that kind of time. But, "And it's gone!", "Ct-Pa-Town", "Screw you, I'm going home", " Like the 5th season of Night Court LAAAAme!", "As much as I love Tacos", "Lorde, Lorde, Lorde", and "A what what in the butt", top the list.
My high school alma mater just won state so there were lots of Uncle Rico quotes in our house: "I bet I could throw a football over that mountain over there."
Christmas vacation: The little lights. They're not twinkling.
A few from wedding crashers: No, you lock it up! Cause I'd fiiiiiind you! Make me a bicycle, clown! I made you a painting.
Talladega nights: Come on y'all - I've been slaving over this for hours! Anarchy! Anarchy! I don't even know what that means, but I love it! I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew! I said, with all due respect!
Dumb and dumber: Samsonite! I was way off! So you're telling me there's a chance!
I could do this all night. DH and I love stupid movies.
Oh yeah for basically anything associated with cost, I frequently recite "$2.50 and a jawbreaker."
A dolla and some envelopes! So many great ones from Friday; basically anything uttered by John Witherspoon. "Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes" is a favorite of H:)
So many of the ones listed. My favorites being the Old School ones- "Don't know if we'll have time for Bed Bath and Beyond" and "WE'RE GOING STREAKING!!!!" lol
"Where do these stairs go? They go up." - Ghostbusters
"We both have the same problem. You." - Ghostbusters
"We got one!" - Ghostbusters
And about 24632573 more lines from Ghostbusters.
We quote Better Off Dead a lot. We say "I want my two dollars!" any time someone mentions two dollars and "It has raisins in it. You like raisins." any time something contains raisins. We also frequently pronounce French fries and French vanilla in the same bad accent that Ricky's mom does. And sometimes during the holiday season we find ourselves saying "Do you have Christmas in France?"
Our other frequent quotes include:
From Ferris Bueller: "I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. Who gives a fuck if they're socialists?" (Or just the last part--like a Republican accuses some Dem of being a socialist and we say "who gives a fuck if they're socialists?")
From Old School: "Maybe Bed Bath and Beyond. I don't know. I don't know if we'll have enough time." We say this literally every time anyone mentions going to BBB.
I approve of anything Ferris Bueller related. Obviously
And I say that Old School line all the time! BIG DAY TODAY.
Also: "Milk was a bad choice."
And basically any line from the Seinfeld episode where Kramer quits the mail. "Oh no, that's exactly how you said it would go down!" And the episode where Elaine gets into a fight with Frank."What is that supposed to mean?" "it means whatever you think it means."