So many of the ones listed. My favorites being the Old School ones- "Don't know if we'll have time for Bed Bath and Beyond" and "WE'RE GOING STREAKING!!!!" lol
One time we were at a wedding shortly after having DD (my parents were watching her) and did shots at a bar afterward. Everyone started chanting, "FRANK THE TANK! FRANK THE TANK!" while H and I both did this:
"And proud we are of all of them" "She kidnapped herself." "It really tied the room together"
etc.
I hope this link works. Someone left a talking big lebowski key chain in my H's work vehicle and my kids ended up getting a hold of it. Their favorites to repeat are, "the dude minds, man" and "careful man, there's a beverage here". The 3 year old saying this never gets old. www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=PLG2001
I had to add all the Home Alone quotes. When N was young, I always said "say goodnight kevin" when I would put him to bed. i'm guessing it started since we were all sleep deprived and out of it around the holidays.
Also, Look what you did you little jerk. All.the.time. Plus, _____, you're such a disease.
Same as bearbaby - Office quotes all day every day.
Post by marshmallowmars on Dec 15, 2015 9:23:56 GMT -5
I'll add a few that haven't been mentioned yet. We quote movies allllll the time. You're out of your element Donny! You want a toe? I can get you a toe. Do I look like a cat to you?
And I quote the one below all the time by memory. I'm such a weirdo.
Wayne Campbell: A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?
Stacy: You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me.
Wayne Campbell: I lost you two months ago. We broke up. Are you mental? Get the net!
From TV, we quote arrested development (her? Bees?) and flight of the conchords (Brit?) and early Simpsons.
And there's a book for that, hoo hoo!
"Gob's not on board."
I use "I don't understand the question, and I'll not respond to it" a LOT. Also, "you've got to get rid of the seaward/I'll leave when I'm good and ready," and "I don't care for (x)." Basically, 99% of Lucille is quotable. Oh! And any time there's a Volvo reference anywhere, "that's not a VolvO."
My husband LOVES to say, "You're killing me, Smalls!". To the point that he actually made me watch the movie so I understood the actual reference.
That comes out of my mouth on a regular basis
Also commonly heard:
"You boys like Mexeeeeeco?!" "Just get a large, Farva." "I don't want a Large Farva, I want a goddamn liter o'cola!"
(from Supertroopers)
As well as any of the iconic lines from Mean Girls. Today is Tie Dye Tuesday at work, so any email to my work BFF ends with "On Tuesdays we wear tie dye!" I got a Christmas sweater style t shirt at Target last week that says "Four for you, Glen Coco...you go Glen Coco!" and my husband had no idea what it meant, the poor guy. He was extra confused when one of our FB friends made a comment about it being fetch and I responded by telling her to stop making fetch happen.
ETA: "I'm all jacked up on mountain dew!" and references to 8lb 6oz newborn infant Jesus or coming at someone/thing like a squirrel monkey are also common. Thanks, Talladega Nights!
I'll add a few that haven't been mentioned yet. We quote movies allllll the time. You're out of your element Donny! You want a toe? I can get you a toe. Do I look like a cat to you?
And I quote the one below all the time by memory. I'm such a weirdo.
Wayne Campbell: A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?
Stacy: You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me.
Wayne Campbell: I lost you two months ago. We broke up. Are you mental? Get the net!
YES! I do the gun rack one all. the. time. It's my favorite. When Wayne's World came out on video, my brother and I would recite huge sections of that movie. My parents thought we were nuts.
* Why do we play? You Play to Win The Game. Hello? You play to win the game. * Playoffs? PLAYOFFS? * They are WHO THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE. * We're just talking about Practice, man.