Pretty much anything from Mean Girls. I must reference Mean Girls at least once a day. The other day DS named 4 senses and couldn't think of the 5th and I said "ESPN". H rolled his eyes.
I refer to anything dirty as "Filth Muck" most commonly poop diapers.
I tell my 7yo "you're killing me Smalls!" in place of "WTF are you doing?!"
Anytime a box is mentioned, we quote Brad Pitt from Se7en. "WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!?"
At home and at work I often quote Step Brothers. "There's so much room for activities!"
And Bed Bath & Beyond or Home Depot is involved, "We're going to go to Home Depot...Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time!"
One of our shared favorites is: "Big gulps, eh? ............Welp, see ya later."
And randomly we say "Your mom goes to college" (if you can tell me what movie this is from, I will seriously applaud you) A favorite from Seinfeld that is completely random is "woah, that's a lot of potatoes" "I like that boulder. That's a nice boulder" (replace boulder with whatever we're talking about. This is from Shrek)
I use "trust no one" and "everybody lies" a lot with coworkers. It's merely a flesh wound like bcarp30
I say "as you wish" a lot to msniq. And sometimes I shout it and fade away, as if I'm rolling down a hill away from her.
Our relationship is based on this scene so it gets quoted a lot:
Frequently when V tries to go the wrong way I say "you are a baby, and you forget that I am in charge, and I say 'that way'". And then he will say "I not a baby, I A BIG KID" lol.
Oh some more that get used occasionally but not that often.
losers always whine about doing their best. Winners go home and f*** the prom queen The greatest trick the devil ever played was ________ Are you a do-er? or a dont-er? My name is niq, and I believe in fitness.
Star wars category: Whenever I am whiny I will say "But I wanted to go to Tosche station and pick up some new power converters!" It's a trap Jedi mind tricks don't work on me, ONLY MONEY when msniq wants to mess with me she will say "Laugh it up, fuzzball", but get the line wrong, and then I start to correct here and she snickers. the terrible teenage anakin-amidala romance lines. "You're soft, not like sand ..." or whatever. Msniq uses those more
Also not from movies or TV but I use quotable quotes from sports press conferences a lot. * Why do we play? You Play to Win The Game. Hello? You play to win the game. * Playoffs? PLAYOFFS? * They are WHO THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE. * We're just talking about Practice, man.
"Get your shit together, Carol!" - like, anytime my H can't get his shit together "So many activities!" "Richard, what's happening?" - any time things seem like they can't get any worse "Get in bitch, we're going shopping" - when I want someone to get their ass in the car "You're killing me, Smalls" - all the time "And why is the carpet wet, Todd?" - when I'm exasperated and trying to lighten the mood I do the whole Billy Madison bathtub scene often when I'm giving B his bath - "Shampoo is better..."
When anyone uses any term that might be a little insensitive, I tell them it's not the proper nomenclature.
One of our shared favorites is: "Big gulps, eh? ............Welp, see ya later."
And randomly we say "Your mom goes to college" (if you can tell me what movie this is from, I will seriously applaud you) A favorite from Seinfeld that is completely random is "woah, that's a lot of potatoes" "I like that boulder. That's a nice boulder" (replace boulder with whatever we're talking about. This is from Shrek)