"This prick is asking for someone here to bring him to task Somebody give me some dirt on this vacuous mass so we can at last unmask him I'll pull the trigger on it, someone load the gun and cock it While we were all watching, he got Washington in his pocket."
I'm really sad that my number includes a one-night stand with Pencil Dick.
I once boned this freaking awesome hot guy. He was SLICK. Was from NY so he had that sexy accent, had an insane body, was so handsome, etc. So of course I expected him to be RAD. Off to romp we go and I was like NO GOD THIS CANNOT BE IT. But it was. Total pencil dick.
Ugh, this is how my 7-year crush on one of my high school friends ended. He booty-called me one night, I went to his house and we had sex in the shower. He was SO small, was NOT good at all, and, to this day, I still remember the feeling when we finally did the deed. It was...unappealing.
This happened to me too with my HS boyfriend! And then he felt so guilty he told his mom, who told my mom. Thanks, dude.
Oh that's a level I can't compete with. What a dick!
I’m honestly not sure if I was more frustrated at the time with him quitting halfway through, or him “tattling” on us. Like, if I’m going to end up grounded for having sex (which I did), I would’ve liked to have done it one whole time.
"This prick is asking for someone here to bring him to task Somebody give me some dirt on this vacuous mass so we can at last unmask him I'll pull the trigger on it, someone load the gun and cock it While we were all watching, he got Washington in his pocket."
8. I was a virgin when I got married and was convinced I was asexual for a long time. Turns out I needed the right anti depressant and I've been busy this year upping my number.