Post by letyourselfgo on Sept 20, 2012 16:04:28 GMT -5
So.....I'm in college....there are hot guys galore around. Most of them are 8-10 years younger than me....so while I'm horny as hell....the suitable pickings around here have no interest in me. Screw them AND the horse they rode in on!
So.....I'm in college....there are hot guys galore around. Most of them are 8-10 years younger than me....so while I'm horny as hell....the suitable pickings around here have no interest in me. Screw them AND the horse they rode in on!
So.....I'm in college....there are hot guys galore around. Most of them are 8-10 years younger than me....so while I'm horny as hell....the suitable pickings around here have no interest in me. Screw them AND the horse they rode in on!
(cue Judgey McJudgerson)
just fuck em. duh.
don't knock the young ones. Seriously. I'm sad I stopped mine.
Post by bullygirl979 on Sept 20, 2012 18:35:33 GMT -5
My confession: I've had the day from fucking hell. Which resulted in crying in my therapist's office and coming home and making a HUGE gin and tonic. And reading FFFC.
This post is so full of win.
Thank you ladies, you made my night a little brighter! Cheers!
My confession: I've had the day from fucking hell. Which resulted in crying in my therapist's office and coming home and making a HUGE gin and tonic. And reading FFFC.
This post is so full of win.
Thank you ladies, you made my night a little brighter! Cheers!
Cheers! I'll be cracking open a bottle of wine if I ever make it out of work....
My confession: I've had the day from fucking hell. Which resulted in crying in my therapist's office and coming home and making a HUGE gin and tonic. And reading FFFC.
This post is so full of win.
Thank you ladies, you made my night a little brighter! Cheers!
Cheers! I'll be cracking open a bottle of wine if I ever make it out of work....
Aww! Are you out of work yet? I'm on my second G&T. Poor Doris had to listen to my semi-buzzed ass ramble for an hour on the phone tonight, lol! :drink:
I'm not even sure anymore....it was from June, but it made me giggle, so I saved it!!
Lol....well, I just texted MM and said "I want to know why Bombay Sapphire can get me drunk off 2 drinks whereas other gins require at least 4 drinks. Research that and have a book report ready by Saturday, mmkay?"
I'm not even sure anymore....it was from June, but it made me giggle, so I saved it!!
Lol....well, I just texted MM and said "I want to know why Bombay Sapphire can get me drunk off 2 drinks whereas other gins require at least 4 drinks. Research that and have a book report ready by Saturday, mmkay?"
Jesus...I am turning into Luibot or Missbetty
lmfao....when you start coming on here discussing the non-benefits of drinking or debating paying for groceries or a new piercing I'll fly over there and give you a smack upside the head, k?
Lol....well, I just texted MM and said "I want to know why Bombay Sapphire can get me drunk off 2 drinks whereas other gins require at least 4 drinks. Research that and have a book report ready by Saturday, mmkay?"
Jesus...I am turning into Luibot or Missbetty
lmfao....when you start coming on here discussing the non-benefits of drinking or debating paying for groceries or a new piercing I'll fly over there and give you a smack upside the head, k?
Um. There are no "non benefits" of drinking, k?
And btw, my obsessive personality made me find that text. It was in reference to your procrastinating ass not wanting to do your thesis and I was all up in your shit about it. You gave me shit and hence "suck it, bitch" came about. YWIA.
lmfao....when you start coming on here discussing the non-benefits of drinking or debating paying for groceries or a new piercing I'll fly over there and give you a smack upside the head, k?
Um. There are no "non benefits" of drinking, k?
And btw, my obsessive personality made me find that text. It was in reference to your procrastinating ass not wanting to do your thesis and I was all up in your shit about it. You gave me shit and hence "suck it, bitch" came about. YWIA.
lol...that sounds about right! You're sooooo full of wisdom!
And btw, my obsessive personality made me find that text. It was in reference to your procrastinating ass not wanting to do your thesis and I was all up in your shit about it. You gave me shit and hence "suck it, bitch" came about. YWIA.
lol...that sounds about right! You're sooooo full of wisdom!
Right?! BTW, MM is full of wisdom too. He actually looked up the proof amounts for both Bombay and Tanqueray (my normal gin) to give me the alcohol content of both. LMFAO....he is so trained.
lol...that sounds about right! You're sooooo full of wisdom!
Right?! BTW, MM is full of wisdom too. He actually looked up the proof amounts for both Bombay and Tanqueray (my normal gin) to give me the alcohol content of both. LMFAO....he is so trained.
Right?! BTW, MM is full of wisdom too. He actually looked up the proof amounts for both Bombay and Tanqueray (my normal gin) to give me the alcohol content of both. LMFAO....he is so trained.
Soooo what's the verdict??? Is it a higher proof?
No!
His thesis is this: the opening the bombay bottle may be bigger than the opening on the tanqueray bottle resulting in a heavier pour and therefore quicker intoxication.
My thesis: Um. I haven't eaten dinner the last few times it has been a G&T kind of night resulting in my ass getting drunk quickly.
His thesis is this: the opening the bombay bottle may be bigger than the opening on the tanqueray bottle resulting in a heavier pour and therefore quicker intoxication.
My thesis: Um. I haven't eaten dinner the last few times it has been a G&T kind of night resulting in my ass getting drunk quickly.
Can you tell who is the engineer in the group??
But how does it make you feel?? (yeah, I just social worked you )
He uses big words and critical thinking....I like it!
His thesis is this: the opening the bombay bottle may be bigger than the opening on the tanqueray bottle resulting in a heavier pour and therefore quicker intoxication.
My thesis: Um. I haven't eaten dinner the last few times it has been a G&T kind of night resulting in my ass getting drunk quickly.
Can you tell who is the engineer in the group??
But how does it make you feel?? (yeah, I just social worked you )
He uses big words and critical thinking....I like it!
Uh, yeah! I love getting social worked.
Brown chicken brown cow!
Fuck. Tomorrow may suck unless I stop drinking. I think you should start. All the cool kids do it.