Juicy confessions/randoms TUES edition

[Kore]

WTF to your neighbor! That takes some balls. And yeah...Lindt claims to mix it in, but I'm skeptical.

My random: I had a dream that Snoop Dogg & I were having a very deep, intellectual discussion about how anti-gun laws are racist. It made perfect sense in my dream. We bonded so much that he gave me a hug when I left. And then a kiss. And I liked it

So weird.

[UnderProtest]

I put mine in the other thread and it got ignored because everyone is talking to and about bliss. But I'll repeat since I'm bored and lonely.

I can count the number of times I have had sex in the last year and a half on one hand.

[flygirl22]

1. Not juicy.. I am avoiding work like the plague. I have SO much to do, but I am taking Friday-Tuesday off this coming weekend and I have no motivation. I will probably be stuck here till 10 on Thursday. or end up working part of the weekend and feeling like an ass...

2. All the BJ talk reminds me that I hate giving them. And apparently I made my husband cry on his last birthday because I didn't. I didn't know this until a year later, you can imagine I felt like shit. I still haven't given him one. I am the worst wife ever.. I have been thinking about it lately because we can't have sex for the next week due to lady part issues. I have had a cut on the inside of my mouth for three days though, so I can't. Again, I feel like I am just making excuses.

[auberge]

Oct 16, 2012 10:30:58 GMT -5 Kore said:

WTF to your neighbor! That takes some balls. And yeah...Lindt claims to mix it in, but I'm skeptical.

My random: I had a dream that Snoop Dogg & I were having a very deep, intellectual discussion about how anti-gun laws are racist. It made perfect sense in my dream. We bonded so much that he gave me a hug when I left. And then a kiss. And I liked it

So weird.

This makes me laugh because I tease one of my bffs all the time about Snoop. What is it about Snoop? She has sex dreams about him all the time and he is so not her type IRL. It's so funny to me.

[Deleted]

Sorry UnderProtest. I didn't mean to hijack that thread. Isn't your H deployed though? Sucks not shocking if that's the case.

I'm suppose to be on my period for Vegas next weekend and it's really cramping my fantasy of a random costume hook up.

[flygirl22]

Oct 16, 2012 10:43:21 GMT -5 carrotsmakemefat said:

Oct 16, 2012 10:36:24 GMT -5 flygirl22 said:

1. Not juicy.. I am avoiding work like the plague. I have SO much to do, but I am taking Friday-Tuesday off this coming weekend and I have no motivation. I will probably be stuck here till 10 on Thursday. or end up working part of the weekend and feeling like an ass...

2. All the BJ talk reminds me that I hate giving them. And apparently I made my husband cry on his last birthday because I didn't. I didn't know this until a year later, you can imagine I felt like shit. I still haven't given him one. I am the worst wife ever.. I have been thinking about it lately because we can't have sex for the next week due to lady part issues. I have had a cut on the inside of my mouth for three days though, so I can't. Again, I feel like I am just making excuses.

Why do you hate it so much?

I so wish I knew.. I have a bad gag reflex, and.. I dunno (TMI), something about the smell. That sounds bad, he doesn't SMELL, but the region just seems to smell different. I feel rediculous for typing that out.

[gettingfitt]

1. Saturday morning I peed in a disposable cup instead of using the bathroom in our condo because there was a giant cockroach above the toliet.
SO got up an hour later and took care of it, thank god! I am deathly afraid of those nasty fcks! IDK how it got in our place but if I see another the bug man is spraying.

2. BJ related- I haven't give one to my SO in over two years. He isn't into it, he much rather have actual sex. It kinda sucks because I am pretty darn good at it if I say so myself.

[Kore]

Oct 16, 2012 10:46:52 GMT -5 flygirl22 said:

Oct 16, 2012 10:43:21 GMT -5 carrotsmakemefat said:

Why do you hate it so much?

I so wish I knew.. I have a bad gag reflex, and.. I dunno (TMI), something about the smell. That sounds bad, he doesn't SMELL, but the region just seems to smell different. I feel rediculous for typing that out.

Maybe put a mint or something in your mouth to mask the taste/smell? Bonus: he'll dig it.

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All this BJ talk is making me want to give one.

[flygirl22]

Oct 16, 2012 10:49:52 GMT -5 Kore said:

Oct 16, 2012 10:46:52 GMT -5 flygirl22 said:

I so wish I knew.. I have a bad gag reflex, and.. I dunno (TMI), something about the smell. That sounds bad, he doesn't SMELL, but the region just seems to smell different. I feel rediculous for typing that out.

Maybe put a mint or something in your mouth to mask the taste/smell? Bonus: he'll dig it.

Not a bad idea.. i will try it and report back. lol.

..People actually enjoy giving a BJ??

[anna7602]

Oct 16, 2012 10:49:52 GMT -5 Kore said:

Oct 16, 2012 10:46:52 GMT -5 flygirl22 said:

I so wish I knew.. I have a bad gag reflex, and.. I dunno (TMI), something about the smell. That sounds bad, he doesn't SMELL, but the region just seems to smell different. I feel rediculous for typing that out.

Maybe put a mint or something in your mouth to mask the taste/smell? Bonus: he'll dig it.

I tried giving a BJ with Altoids in my mouth a few years ago and DH said it didn't really feel amazingly better. I was scared I was going to choke on one the whole time, so it did not become a regular thing. But the BJs are a regular thing. I don't get the hate. Maybe it's because I went to Catholic school and oral sex (giving and receiving) was much more common than actual sex in HS?

[Kore]

Well, he'll dig it bc its' a BJ vs. not a BJ

[Kore]

Oct 16, 2012 10:57:22 GMT -5 flygirl22 said:

Oct 16, 2012 10:49:52 GMT -5 Kore said:

Maybe put a mint or something in your mouth to mask the taste/smell? Bonus: he'll dig it.

Not a bad idea.. i will try it and report back. lol.

..People actually enjoy giving a BJ??

Yep!

[jigsy]

Oct 16, 2012 10:46:52 GMT -5 flygirl22 said:

Oct 16, 2012 10:43:21 GMT -5 carrotsmakemefat said:

Why do you hate it so much?

I so wish I knew.. I have a bad gag reflex, and.. I dunno (TMI), something about the smell. That sounds bad, he doesn't SMELL, but the region just seems to smell different. I feel rediculous for typing that out.

Maybe also try it out in the shower...give the cock and balls a good scrubbing, then you also gave the constant stream of water to wash away the spit smell you know.

[obladi]

Oct 16, 2012 10:35:16 GMT -5 UnderProtest said:

I put mine in the other thread and it got ignored because everyone is talking to and about bliss. But I'll repeat since I'm bored and lonely.

I can count the number of times I have had sex in the last year and a half on one hand.

Sorry, why not? I don't mind giving oral really, but I do not like receiving.

[Deleted]

I am giving the super big side eye to a FB friend who is all about "unschooling" her kids. She's going on and on about how great it is for HER that they are able to go on this month long road trip and how she doesn't have to miss them while they are at school. Yeah, God forbid your kids grow up and learn to deal with the real world. Since you know, YOU would miss them. WTF. Seriously.

[winnied]

I put in about an ounce of effort at work now that my last day is a week from today.

I'm annoyed with the neighbor below me for writing me a note and asking me to not put on my heels in my bedroom in the morning because it wakes her up. FFS I put them on as the last thing I do each morning and don't prance around. I'm more annoyed with myself for still pouting about it and complying.

[Deleted]

I just can't wrap my mind around an adult crying because s/he didn't receive oral. I'd have a hard time taking my SO seriously if that happened.

[Deleted]

Oct 16, 2012 10:35:16 GMT -5 UnderProtest said:

I can count the number of times I have had sex in the last year and a half on one hand.

Are you married? My DH would pitch a fit, but I also know some guys are not as into sex.

Carrots - The lindt sea salt chocolate does suck, I also got some and was very disappointed.

[flygirl22]

Oct 16, 2012 12:17:15 GMT -5 tacom said:

I just can't wrap my mind around an adult crying because s/he didn't receive oral. I'd have a hard time taking my SO seriously if that happened.

He didn't cry at or in my presence. His though process: "wife thinks I'm gross because she never gives me a BJ even though I know she knows I like them". I married an emotional man (and I like it that way!). He's had some body image issues at the time due to weight gain as well..

I also don't care if my husband breaks down in front of me about silly things, because, frankly, I cry sometimes when I get overwhelmed for no reason at all. So.. why can't he do the same?

[UnderProtest]

Oct 16, 2012 12:20:04 GMT -5 @sessalee said:

Oct 16, 2012 10:35:16 GMT -5 UnderProtest said:

I can count the number of times I have had sex in the last year and a half on one hand.

Are you married? My DH would pitch a fit, but I also know some guys are not as into sex.

Yes, I'm married, hence why it's confession worthy. It's from a bunch of things. After years of infertility I finally got pregnant and we were both too afraid something would happen. Then I had the kids, then I had emergency surgery, then I had a IUD put in that made me bleed for about 4 months straight, then he started traveling for work every single week, etc, etc. I got the IUD out recently and I think it will help the situation.

[auberge]

All I have to say to all the BJ talk is "they don't call it a job for nothin"- Samantha on Sex in the City.

[Deleted]

Oct 16, 2012 12:27:46 GMT -5 UnderProtest said:

Oct 16, 2012 12:20:04 GMT -5 @sessalee said:

Are you married? My DH would pitch a fit, but I also know some guys are not as into sex.

Yes, I'm married, hence why it's confession worthy. It's from a bunch of things. After years of infertility I finally got pregnant and we were both too afraid something would happen. Then I had the kids, then I had emergency surgery, then I had a IUD put in that made me bleed for about 4 months straight, then he started traveling for work every single week, etc, etc. I got the IUD out recently and I think it will help the situation.

Oh goodness. Well at least there were 'reasons' behind the long drought! I hope the removal of the IUD helps and you get some good bangin' in soon.

[UnderProtest]

Oct 16, 2012 12:36:51 GMT -5 @sessalee said:

Oct 16, 2012 12:27:46 GMT -5 UnderProtest said:

Yes, I'm married, hence why it's confession worthy. It's from a bunch of things. After years of infertility I finally got pregnant and we were both too afraid something would happen. Then I had the kids, then I had emergency surgery, then I had a IUD put in that made me bleed for about 4 months straight, then he started traveling for work every single week, etc, etc. I got the IUD out recently and I think it will help the situation.

Oh goodness. Well at least there were 'reasons' behind the long drought! I hope the removal of the IUD helps and you get some good bangin' in soon.

Ha. Yeah, I'm already starting to feel better and more like myself since having it removed.

[flygirl22]

Oct 16, 2012 12:47:48 GMT -5 @246baje said:

It might make me an ass but if MH cried about something like a BJ it would turn me off. Especially if he had gone through a convoluted thought process to make himself cry.

And yes MH has cried in front of me but not over a BJ.

...would it be better if he was just crying because he didn't get his way? I don't understand..

[Deleted]

Oct 16, 2012 12:23:06 GMT -5 flygirl22 said:

Oct 16, 2012 12:17:15 GMT -5 tacom said:

I just can't wrap my mind around an adult crying because s/he didn't receive oral. I'd have a hard time taking my SO seriously if that happened.

He didn't cry at or in my presence. His though process: "wife thinks I'm gross because she never gives me a BJ even though I know she knows I like them". I married an emotional man (and I like it that way!). He's had some body image issues at the time due to weight gain as well..

I also don't care if my husband breaks down in front of me about silly things, because, frankly, I cry sometimes when I get overwhelmed for no reason at all. So.. why can't he do the same?

my reaction to the crying about oral has nothing to do with your partner being a man. I would think it was strange behavior for anyone. but I also am not the most sensitive of partners, so there's that.

[flygirl22]

Oct 16, 2012 13:08:00 GMT -5 tacom said:

Oct 16, 2012 12:23:06 GMT -5 flygirl22 said:

He didn't cry at or in my presence. His though process: "wife thinks I'm gross because she never gives me a BJ even though I know she knows I like them". I married an emotional man (and I like it that way!). He's had some body image issues at the time due to weight gain as well..

I also don't care if my husband breaks down in front of me about silly things, because, frankly, I cry sometimes when I get overwhelmed for no reason at all. So.. why can't he do the same?

my reaction to the crying about oral has nothing to do with your partner being a man. I would think it was strange behavior for anyone. but I also am not the most sensitive of partners, so there's that.

Meh, ok. He cried alone at night because of the way it made him feel. I don't fault him for doing it, and it makes me sad that I could have done something very small to prevent it from happening.

If he would have whined to me that night, I probably would have rolled my eyes. As it was, he told me over a year later when we were talking about ways to improve our sex life.

[dochas]

Oct 16, 2012 11:57:01 GMT -5 anna7602 said:

I tried giving a BJ with Altoids in my mouth a few years ago and DH said it didn't really feel amazingly better. I was scared I was going to choke on one the whole time, so it did not become a regular thing. But the BJs are a regular thing. I don't get the hate. Maybe it's because I went to Catholic school and oral sex (giving and receiving) was much more common than actual sex in HS?

You don't have to keep the mint IN your mouth. Chew a couple and do it right after. Neither of us found it to be mind blowing but there was a pleasant tingling.

I think it's perfectly normal for a man who hasn't had a blowjob in years to cry. I would actually find it to be grounds for divorce. But I guess it's important to know the deal going in and there is no use crying about it after.

[gibbinator]

My confession is that confession posts always make me feel so lame. I'm a goody goody rule follower to the core. Dh used to make me nervous in uni because he'd always get into mischief.

[Deleted]

My random is I wonder how many of these DH's go out of the marriage to get what they aren't getting from their wives.