Post by EloiseWeenie on Nov 20, 2012 20:56:04 GMT -5
My kids love our elf, Albus. I need to dig him out of the garage when we get back to NC. I am not above bribing and manipulating. As far as my 3 year old is concerned, I've been texting Santa all year. Luckily Albus is coming back and can do the dirty work of tattling to Santa.
eta: but I really love singing "he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good. . ." in a creepy voice when my 3 year old is being an ass.
I just introduced "Red Fred" to Jack tonight. Santa sent him in the mail in a Amazon box. So convenient! Umm yeah we have talked about that fucking thing all night. I have read the book 5 times tonight and answered a trillion questions about his eyes, his ears, how he does this or that.
This better start getting fun soon lol! I should have known starting this with an almost 5 year old would be different than a sweet innocent 2 year old. Every time he walks in the room he eyes Red Fred because he KNOWS he is watching him. I was lecturing him about listening and the whole time he was looking at Red Fred with a guilty face lol.
I guess this is one of those posts you have to be a parent to understand. Never heard of it before.
When you pop out a kid, does the hospital give you a book about Elf on a Shelf and all the other trendy things that you now have to give a damn about? Conform or die!
I went tonoght to see them blow up the Macy's balloons for the parade tomorrow. The Elf is it's own balloon. I immediately thought of you guys when I saw that.
I went tonoght to see them blow up the Macy's balloons for the parade tomorrow. The Elf is it's own balloon. I immediately thought of you guys when I saw that.
Oh dear god, it's going to terrify a whole city. ARE YOU GUYS HAPPY NOW?!
I knew I should have opened this thread, but I kept resisting it because I don't want one of those damn things. Then I saw SNL Elf and it was all worth it.
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I went tonoght to see them blow up the Macy's balloons for the parade tomorrow. The Elf is it's own balloon. I immediately thought of you guys when I saw that.
YES! I was thinking, I hope Pixy isn't watching this. LOL
Elves, Rascals and Skittles. Things that will always have a different meaning. Thank you PCE. LOL
Just so y'all know, we put out our elf last night and this morning my daughter is completely flipping out. She is dancing all over the house with excitement and babbling about what she wants to name him and telling me over and over again that this is the best day EVER. LOL
ETA: update - my DD just asked me if I think he's creepy because she knows I don't like dolls and he's looking at us. BWAHAHAHAHA! Smart girl.
Just so y'all know, we put out our elf last night and this morning my daughter is completely flipping out. She is dancing all over the house with excitement and babbling about what she wants to name him and telling me over and over again that this is the best day EVER. LOL
ETA: update - my DD just asked me if I think he's creepy because she knows I don't like dolls and he's looking at us. BWAHAHAHAHA! Smart girl.