Afternoon randoms/flamefuls/confessions/etc.

[spitforspat]

Wow, that is cocky!

I'm attempting to make turkey o'tooles (a la bennigans) tonight.

[Deleted]

I am a cocky asshole.

I love myself. LOL.

[ering1115]

It smells like perm/relaxer solution in the elevator bay at my office today.

[walterismydog]

some people really love themselves a lot.

random: i love muddled grapefruit mixed with san pellegrino.
flameful: i have the biggest crush. on a married man. FUCK. Don't worry, I'm not going to act on it.
confession: i have no idea how to cook for one. i waste so much food lately.

[papie]

She probably told you this expecting your gorgeous ass to be all "oh, yeah, I totally know what you mean". 

My car is not ready today, it will be ready tomorrow.  I am annoyed, I hate the rental car they gave me. 

I am trying hard to work during the day and not clean my house.  But all I get is hours of procrastination in front of my computer and a messy house. 

[dizzydee]

Dog the bounty hunter has a new show on cmt starting soon. I'm excited.

[TrickyBob]

Someone on my Facebook posted a picture that says "act like a gentleman but fuck her like an animal" and she is all "winky face hehehehe" about it. I'm clutching my pearls. That is okay for things like forums and shit but I really don't need to know how you want to be fucked; on Facebook.

I guess I'll keep living my life as though I am a cranky 80 year old who shakes her fist at "those darn kids!"

[fuckyourcouch]

Apr 3, 2013 15:10:27 GMT -5 sameoldash said:

my left contact prescription was off by .25 and i got new ones and MAN! everything is so crisp lol.

this is what i get for not going to the eye doctor in almost 4 years.

omg lol.

if i didn't go to the eye dr for 4 years i would need...a service animal.

[cuddlyevil]

I have window envy of the people who've moved offices. But they'll have private bathroom envy after I move, so it might balance out.

My workplace crush is as strong as ever, it was waning and now it's back. I won't act on it, but dude.

[kaybee85]

My MIL left yesterday early morning, and I was so excited to be able to chime check out GBCN more than anything else...closely followed with not having to have another uncomfortable conversation about why we weren't going to the kingdom hall.

[hisno1girl]

Random: My granddaughter called us last night, crying, because she wants us to visit NOW instead of in 2 weeks. She said, "I can't have any more patience!! Grandpa doesn't work WHY can't he come NOW?" LOL

Flameful: I kinda wish DH would go now and then I could have some alone time.

Confession: A coworker hugged me [/i]and I didn't freak out and actually kinda liked it . Letting people hug me and not making my bed last weekend .... this may be my slow slip into insanity. LOL

[kaybee85]

Apr 3, 2013 15:14:57 GMT -5 TrickyBob said:

Someone on my Facebook posted a picture that says "act like a gentleman but fuck her like an animal" and she is all "winky face hehehehe" about it. I'm clutching my pearls. That is okay for things like forums and shit but I really don't need to know how you want to be fucked; on Facebook.

I guess I'll keep living my life as though I am a cranky 80 year old who shakes her fist at "those darn kids!"

so trashy! I'm clutching my pearls along side you

[lovesoon]

Just need to vent...yesterday I shipped out a bridesmaid dress to my friend who lives in VA by UPS overnight so she would have ASAP.I checked the tracking to see if it arrived and it says it was refused. I text my friend and no one was home to refuse it so there should have been a notice and she would have up to 3 other times to get it.Been on the phone with UPS and it's in the process of being shipped back to me.They are going to investigate.But shit,I don't have another 40 dollars to dish out!That's 80 bucks for one dress!Damn incompetence!She lives in an apartment complex and the driver must have gone to the wrong apartment or something.I usually have more compassion but this was really important.I am so fired up!

[walterismydog]

Apr 3, 2013 15:19:04 GMT -5 kaybee85 said:

Apr 3, 2013 15:14:57 GMT -5 TrickyBob said:

Someone on my Facebook posted a picture that says "act like a gentleman but fuck her like an animal" and she is all "winky face hehehehe" about it. I'm clutching my pearls. That is okay for things like forums and shit but I really don't need to know how you want to be fucked; on Facebook.

I guess I'll keep living my life as though I am a cranky 80 year old who shakes her fist at "those darn kids!"

so trashy! I'm clutching my pearls along side you

People are gross.



how many times can i grumpy grandma something today? 

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1. I kinda am swoony over H today. He didn't have work today and was at the house, so I met him there for lunch. He was asking me all these birthing plan questions and how to make me comfortable, yadda, yadda, etc. It was really cute because he started reading his baby book a friend gifted him and all of his questions were so rehearsed so he wouldn't misspeak. Apparently he read the glossary first because after the first chapter he didn't know what was going on, lol.

2. I'm watching Rachel Maddow on podcast instead of working.

[speckledfrog]

The thread about models over on CEP has me rolling my eyes at all the people who can be a size zero if they wanted to.

I have neglecting my dog lately. He's gotten fat and matted. I finally took him for a grooming today and I'm so happy that he'll have short fur because it's so much easier to manage.

[agnes]

I just baked bread AT WORK.

I know hisno1girl's gotta love that!

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Apr 3, 2013 15:19:31 GMT -5 @scottydeux said:

Apr 3, 2013 15:08:17 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

I am a cocky asshole.

I love myself. LOL.

But, do you have POWER?

I do!  LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

No, really, I actually think I do.

But it's not something I'd announce whilst waltzing into a room.

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Apr 3, 2013 15:10:27 GMT -5 sameoldash said:

my left contact prescription was off by .25 and i got new ones and MAN! everything is so crisp lol.

this is what i get for not going to the eye doctor in almost 4 years.

I am jealous of your eyeballs for being able to make it 4 years. Seriously. 


YOU AND YOUR PERFECT DOE EYES AND CURLS MADE OF PEARL AND LOVE.  

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Apr 3, 2013 15:24:28 GMT -5 agnes said:

I just baked bread AT WORK.

I know hisno1girl's gotta love that!

SheWillNotTolerateThisSortOfBehavior

[walterismydog]

Oh @bettyhomewrecker33 . You are the bee's knees.

[sugarbear]

DH is a candy snob, and we eat a fairly strict paleo diet. D is super strict and rarely cheats, so when he does, it's with a fairly high quality chocolate or something  baked.

i just bought a giant bag of Cadbury mini eggs at 50% off and hid it in my car. 

The truly flammable part is that I had a baby four days ago and not only should I not be eating candy, I shouldn't be finding reasons to run errands, either.

[Deleted]

Oh, but my power is obviously not tied to appearance!

[Deleted]

Apr 3, 2013 15:27:23 GMT -5 sameoldash said:

Apr 3, 2013 15:26:19 GMT -5 @bettyhomewrecker33 said:

I am jealous of your eyeballs for being able to make it 4 years. Seriously. 


YOU AND YOUR PERFECT DOE EYES AND CURLS MADE OF PEARL AND LOVE.  

a hair compliment from ms. pantene pro-v herself?? *preens*

You just wait, those baby hormones will kick in for you in a few weeks.

For a bit I was practically bitch slapping H every time he walked in the room with my ponytail. AWE AT MY NATURAL KERATIN, H. AWE.  

[speckledfrog]

Apr 3, 2013 15:28:42 GMT -5 sugarbear said:

DH is a candy snob, and we eat a fairly strict paleo diet. D is super strict and rarely cheats, so when he does, it's with a fairly high quality chocolate or something  baked.

i just bought a giant bag of Cadbury mini eggs at 50% off and hid it in my car. 

The truly flammable part is that I had a baby four days ago and not only should I not be eating candy, I shouldn't be finding reasons to run errands, either.

I can't think of a better time to eat candy or run errands. 

[thinklikeajellyfish]

Baby hummingbird at work!
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[kaybee85]

I just about cleaned out the waiting room supply of fruit snacks at the car dealership. I've considered getting up and getting another pack for the past 3 minutes.

[Deleted]

At four days old I was eating almost literally whatever would fit in my mouth, and that included waaayyyy too many Reese's eggs. Don't sweat it.

The errands thing I'll give you props for. It must be nice to be out of the house!!!

[rodeored]

My DH got a new job and while I am super happy about him leaving his current job which sucks it means we will have to live apart for at least two years. I am moving to a large city and not thrilled anyway but the thought of moving without him is bumming me out. I am trying so hard to be upbeat about it because he is upset that no one else cares/wants to hear about it but I really just want to be grumpy. Blurg.

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Apr 3, 2013 15:19:31 GMT -5 @scottydeux said:

Apr 3, 2013 15:08:17 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

I am a cocky asshole.

I love myself. LOL.

But, do you have POWER?

not that it's based on my looks by any means, but i have on occasion felt POWER in certain situations.  i used to act (in high school, not professionally, lol) and could feel when an audience was with me.  i can feel when a client/colleague/etc. is responding to what i'm saying in the professional sphere, which is a definite sense of power.  or days when i'm particularly funny with friends (unfortunately fewer and farther between lately).

i see in your follow ups your acquaintance is otherwise rather shallow and lame, but i wouldn't want people to dismiss ownership over their own power/sense of self out of concern that to acknowledge it means that they're conceited.

unless you all think i'm conceited.  in which case, I FEEL MY POWER.  lol.