Afternoon randoms/flamefuls/confessions/etc.

[sonrisa]

I saw cville's son out and about today. He was a younger, little boy version of her daughter. I almost did a double take and looked around for her.

[pantsparty]

I have power.

The power to roll my eyes so hard that I think I sprained my eyeballs.

[pantsparty]

Apr 3, 2013 15:24:28 GMT -5 agnes said:

I just baked bread AT WORK.

I know hisno1girl's gotta love that!

How the fuck are people baking bread at work? Serious question. Bread requires heating water, kneading, sometimes 2 rises before baking. Are you using crappy bread baking machines? I feel sorry for your bread baking standards!

[sonrisa]

I have real power and I'm not afraid to use it.

Every day, I walk into a room and I'm in complete control of everyone therein.

Until "everyone" takes off her diaper and pees on the floor. Then not so much control.

[azurely]

Apr 3, 2013 15:14:57 GMT -5 TrickyBob said:

Someone on my Facebook posted a picture that says "act like a gentleman but fuck her like an animal" and she is all "winky face hehehehe" about it. I'm clutching my pearls. That is okay for things like forums and shit but I really don't need to know how you want to be fucked; on Facebook.

I guess I'll keep living my life as though I am a cranky 80 year old who shakes her fist at "those darn kids!"

Classy! My cousin posted something about missing the days of "snuggling" in bed with his wife. Ew.

[verycontrary247]

I've decided I'm going to get dolled up and go to a show tonight, alone. I am so nervous. What if everyone judges me for being a looooser?!

[kaybee85]

Apr 3, 2013 16:59:43 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

Apr 3, 2013 15:17:26 GMT -5 kaybee85 said:

My MIL left yesterday early morning, and I was so excited to be able to chime check out GBCN more than anything else...closely followed with not having to have another uncomfortable conversation about why we weren't going to the kingdom hall.

I have a lot of JW family...so I can relate.  Although my parents surprisingly didn't say much about me not going to the Memorial this year.

We thought we were in the clear because she came down the day after the Memorial, but then she was talking about going to Kingdom Hall on Sunday as well. The whole situation is very awkward because there is a strong don't ask, don't tell policy in their family when it comes to uncomfortable topics, so it was kind of surprising that she brought it up in the first place. She lives in PA and we live in FL, so we only see her once a year or so.

[ProfessorArtNerd]

I didn't bang DH til the second tri. I might have thrown him a mercy handy once or twice, but I wouldn't bet money omit, lol

[rex]

I didn't have sex with H the first 12 weeks. Since then it's only been twice. So I say not flameful at all.

I am having a really hard time enjoying it for some reason which sucks because I want sex every 5 seconds.

[agnes]

Apr 3, 2013 17:56:35 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

Apr 3, 2013 15:24:28 GMT -5 agnes said:

I just baked bread AT WORK.

I know hisno1girl's gotta love that!

How the fuck are people baking bread at work? Serious question. Bread requires heating water, kneading, sometimes 2 rises before baking. Are you using crappy bread baking machines? I feel sorry for your bread baking standards!

I bought rosemary focaccia dough from Fresh and Easy (in the refrigerated section).  Flattened out on tin foil, slapped on some butter, and used the toaster oven.   


It was DELICIOUS! 

[pantsparty]

Apr 3, 2013 20:19:02 GMT -5 agnes said:

Apr 3, 2013 17:56:35 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

How the fuck are people baking bread at work? Serious question. Bread requires heating water, kneading, sometimes 2 rises before baking. Are you using crappy bread baking machines? I feel sorry for your bread baking standards!

I bought rosemary focaccia dough from Fresh and Easy (in the refrigerated section).  Flattened out on tin foil, slapped on some butter, and used the toaster oven.   


It was DELICIOUS! 

CHEATER!

[coribelle26]

Moe I'm so sorry, and your mom needs to shut the fuck up because 8 is NOT old.

[nadasteph]

I haven't had sex in a few weeks either. First tri is kicking my ass. I've been throwing up all day everyday. My H is afraid to talk to me too close up in case I burp in his face throw up on him. I'm almost 9 weeks, hopefully it goes away in a few.

[Deleted]

Kids can be so mean. We took E to the park and he was playing with the kid who was about 5. They were having fun and all of us sudden the kid blurts out "why does his face look weird, what's wrong with it?" I wanted to cry.

[olegregg]

((Sounders)) I'm sorry. What a rotten little kid.

[Deleted]

Apr 3, 2013 16:19:44 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

Apr 3, 2013 16:16:19 GMT -5 cjoy said:

So that's what they mean when they say "she shaved her beaver"..

chokes and dies. omg. I'm done. 

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Apr 3, 2013 22:18:37 GMT -5 @utahlove13 said:

Apr 3, 2013 16:19:44 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

So that's what they mean when they say "she shaved her beaver"..

chokes and dies. omg. I'm done. 

I really did choke on my drink. H asked if I was dying. That is the second time TODAY someone has asked me if I was dying because of this place. 

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Apr 3, 2013 22:27:00 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

Apr 3, 2013 22:07:59 GMT -5 @sounderschick said:

Kids can be so mean. We took E to the park and he was playing with the kid who was about 5. They were having fun and all of us sudden the kid blurts out "why does his face look weird, what's wrong with it?" I wanted to cry.

I'm so sorry, Sounders.  Kids just blurt out shit and don't realize.. Did E even notice anything?  

He paused and looked at the kid while he talked and then looked at H but I don't think he understood what the kid was saying. It's not the first time I've heard this and while I know the kid has no filter it doesn't make it sting any less.

[Deleted]

Oh I also have a flameful: H cleaned out the hamster cage (her name is Peaches) and bought her a bigger wheel so we had to rearrange her cage. H and I stood in our spare bedroom for a good five minutes watching her figure everything out. She looks confused as hell. I am now assigning feelings to a rodent...

[annyong]

Oh, -Moe-. 

[annyong]

Ugh, sounders, I'm so sorry. E is beautiful.

[zoidberg]

Oh, moe! I had no idea. I'm so sorry.

[berbles]

@sounderschick, that kid is a dick. You guys will have to come up with a cool go-to response for E to give other punk ass kids who say something. Like, it's his wizard mark or something. 

[Deleted]

@sounderschick you should teach him to tell kids that he got in a fight with a tiger and he WON.

[nursewife]

We had our pictures taken for the church directory this evening. I was too busy getting the kids ready, I only half finished my makeup and realized it on the way there. I'm not a huge fan of the pic since my face and elsewhere is fat. Damn cymbalta made me fat!

On a lighter note, there were two boys running around the church gym. Carter say them and got excited and ran around trying to catch up. It made me teary!! It's the first time he's wanted to play with older kids. He looked so tiny next to them!!

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({)Moe(})

[Howards Mom]

Apr 3, 2013 22:07:59 GMT -5 @sounderschick said:

Kids can be so mean. We took E to the park and he was playing with the kid who was about 5. They were having fun and all of us sudden the kid blurts out "why does his face look weird, what's wrong with it?" I wanted to cry.

I'm only a lurker but...


Your E is a beautiful little boy, please don't let a kids comment make you feel badly or upset you.
(hug)

While kids generally have no filter his parents are the assholes here for not teaching him some kind of manners. I don't have kids but i'm sure there are age appropriate ways to teach him everyone is different and how not to be hurtful.

[Deleted]

I just have a quick vent. I've been trying for literally months to get together with a woman who I met here back in September. I borrowed some cat items from her at that point. Every time we plan a day to get together, at the last minute she tells me something has come up. This has happened at least 3 times.

We had planned last week to get together tomorrow because it is a holiday and she assumed she didn't have to work. I had cancelled another set of plans to do so. Now I emailed her to confirm tomorrow and she tells me she has meetings tomorrow, but can get together Saturday.

Saturdays are 1 of 2 days each week that H and I have to do things together, so I'm not really inclined to spend half of it getting together with her. Harumph.

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Apr 4, 2013 1:27:46 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

Apr 4, 2013 0:51:53 GMT -5 @juliash said:

I just have a quick vent. I've been trying for literally months to get together with a woman who I met here back in September. I borrowed some cat items from her at that point. Every time we plan a day to get together, at the last minute she tells me something has come up. This has happened at least 3 times.

We had planned last week to get together tomorrow because it is a holiday and she assumed she didn't have to work. I had cancelled another set of plans to do so. Now I emailed her to confirm tomorrow and she tells me she has meetings tomorrow, but can get together Saturday.

Saturdays are 1 of 2 days each week that H and I have to do things together, so I'm not really inclined to spend half of it getting together with her. Harumph.

  I HATE this. How about you pack up her cat stuff and mail it back to her with a nice note saying "Thanks so much for lending these to me! I've felt so terrible our plans have fallen through so often, and couldn't wait another minute to get them back to you. Thanks again! Hope to get together soon, Juliash". 

Get this shit out of your house, and don't try again. She really does not want to get together with you; three times is enough. 

Thanks. I was afraid I was being petty, but I'm always the one to contact her and then she pulls the excuses. I'm not even upset that someone I thought could be a potential friend is just too flaky for me. I just want to get her her stuff back to get it out of my house.