Afternoon randoms/flamefuls/confessions/etc.

[luckyval]

My, uh, left hand smells like tacos
Whereas my right hand smells like the soap I used recently to wash both hands.

Very curious

[eb777888]

Apr 3, 2013 15:36:12 GMT -5 @rumpshaker said:

Something in my office smells buttery and delicious. I can't figure out where the smell is coming from, even though I roamed the halls looking. I just realized that people were probably laughing at me.

Do you work with agnes?

[sparkythelawyer]

Apr 3, 2013 15:46:14 GMT -5 luckyval said:

My, uh, left hand smells like tacos
Whereas my right hand smells like the soap I used recently to wash both hands.

Very curious

Stop massaging your taco at work :-)

[eb777888]

When someone I don't know does an AMA, I badly want to ask really inappropriate questions like "when was the last time you masturbated? do you take it in the rear?" I don't do it because I'm afraid of getting flamed.

[margotmacomber]

eb, you absolutely should ask those questions.

I just took DD to the grocery store to grab milk and a couple of other things.  For the first time in her life that she can remember, I used the self check out because we didn't have an entire mountainous cart load.  She wasn't really paying attention to me because she was in one of those car attachments in front.  So I self check out, pay, and proceed to leave the store.  She begins screaming at me that we need to pay, we didn't pay, mama we have to PAY!  LOL.  I was like, thank fuck for this receipt in my hand.

[eb777888]

Apr 3, 2013 15:55:25 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

Apr 3, 2013 15:52:51 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

When someone I don't know does an AMA, I badly want to ask really inappropriate questions like "when was the last time you masturbated? do you take it in the rear?" I don't do it because I'm afraid of getting flamed.

This is the perfect example of just how far we've come as a board. lol

I should amend, I'm pretty sure someone like KA could pull it off without question.

[walterismydog]

Apr 3, 2013 15:51:39 GMT -5 cjoy said:

I discovered last night that just because you have a high pain threshold and you love DIY AND you had a couple of beers... it doesn't mean you should give yourself a brazilian. Nope.

Oh honey, I've been there. I'm so sorry. 

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Apr 3, 2013 15:55:17 GMT -5 @scottydeux said:

Apr 3, 2013 15:46:14 GMT -5 cville said:

not that it's based on my looks by any means, but i have on occasion felt POWER in certain situations.  i used to act (in high school, not professionally, lol) and could feel when an audience was with me.  i can feel when a client/colleague/etc. is responding to what i'm saying in the professional sphere, which is a definite sense of power.  or days when i'm particularly funny with friends (unfortunately fewer and farther between lately).

i see in your follow ups your acquaintance is otherwise rather shallow and lame, but i wouldn't want people to dismiss ownership over their own power/sense of self out of concern that to acknowledge it means that they're conceited.

unless you all think i'm conceited.  in which case, I FEEL MY POWER.  lol.

Er.  Hm.  IDK.  I think the difference between conceited and self-assured should be obvious, unless my post played into some insecurities about appearing conceited.  Which, I guess it did.  LOL.

alrighty then.

[luckyval]

Apr 3, 2013 15:57:41 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

Apr 3, 2013 15:55:25 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

This is the perfect example of just how far we've come as a board. lol

I should amend, I'm pretty sure someone like KA could pull it off without question.

You could have easily pulled it off - but not now!

It's AMA - that's the thrill of those posts

[eb777888]

Apr 3, 2013 16:00:28 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

Apr 3, 2013 15:57:41 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

I should amend, I'm pretty sure someone like KA could pull it off without question.

  I'll do it! runs off to find an AMA

Ash beat you to it!

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Apr 3, 2013 15:55:25 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

Apr 3, 2013 15:52:51 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

When someone I don't know does an AMA, I badly want to ask really inappropriate questions like "when was the last time you masturbated? do you take it in the rear?" I don't do it because I'm afraid of getting flamed.

This is the perfect example of just how far we've come as a board. lol

No one ever asks me those kinds of questions because I'm pretty sure I've already volunteered them several times without anyone asking.  


I just found a wiry black hair under my chin and I haven't got any tweezers in my purse like I usually do. I'm going to have to make a quick stop to pluck this bitch before I go to my hair appointment.

[MWOS]

Apr 3, 2013 16:04:23 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

I just realized I've had hardly any farts today. hmm

I'm really invested in your gas saga.

I truly wish I was being sarcastic, but I really just CARE, okay?

[eb777888]

Apr 3, 2013 16:03:00 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

Apr 3, 2013 15:55:25 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

This is the perfect example of just how far we've come as a board. lol

No one ever asks me those kinds of questions because I'm pretty sure I've already volunteered them several times without anyone asking.  

LOL! Me too. I give it alllll away on here.

[lovesoon]

My apologies for the AMA.I just needed a diversion from my UPS saga.I now know better lol

[Moe]

Just came back from the vet, and it's still unknown what's going on with my baby girl.  Sofia has been lethargic and slow lately, and we thought it was anything from her leg to her diet to just general moving stress (though she should have acclimated here already) but it appears that it may be her kidneys.  Unknown still what is the actual diagnosis.

Today my mom calls, and reminds me that she's 8 years old and that I should prepare myself.  I hung up on her.  WHO THE FUCK SAYS THIS.  I know she means well but seriously, wait until her death sentence then say that.

DH, who went to the vet with me, followed the vet visit with everything that we need to do now, then he (in a Sofia voice, which he does at times) said "Don't worry guys, I'm just getting ready to go back to where I came from and go running with the wolves".  I nearly crashed the car, I was driving and I got a pang of OMG, WHAT IF SHE'S DYING.

No one is allowed to either comfort me or say anything related to her health, because clearly they don't know how sick their "comfort" is.

In more positive news, I went to get my hair did this morning and it looks so fucking fabulous.  I want to go to the gym, but find it almost blasphemous to work out and ruin a perfect hair day.

I love my dog so much it's sickening.  I know she's a dog, and I know that no one feels as much love to her as I do, and I appreciate everyone that comes over and reminds me (or lies) on how good and kind she is even if she stinks and has an attitude, but she's my girl and I can't think that she could leave me so soon.  I just can't.

Waterworks.

[walterismydog]

Apr 3, 2013 16:15:52 GMT -5 Moe said:

Just came back from the vet, and it's still unknown what's going on with my baby girl.  Sofia has been lethargic and slow lately, and we thought it was anything from her leg to her diet to just general moving stress (though she should have acclimated here already) but it appears that it may be her kidneys.  Unknown still what is the actual diagnosis.

Today my mom calls, and reminds me that she's 8 years old and that I should prepare myself.  I hung up on her.  WHO THE FUCK SAYS THIS.  I know she means well but seriously, wait until her death sentence then say that.

DH, who went to the vet with me, followed the vet visit with everything that we need to do now, then he (in a Sofia voice, which he does at times) said "Don't worry guys, I'm just getting ready to go back to where I came from and go running with the wolves".  I nearly crashed the car, I was driving and I got a pang of OMG, WHAT IF SHE'S DYING.

No one is allowed to either comfort me or say anything related to her health, because clearly they don't know how sick their "comfort" is.

In more positive news, I went to get my hair did this morning and it looks so fucking fabulous.  I want to go to the gym, but find it almost blasphemous to work out and ruin a perfect hair day.

I love my dog so much it's sickening.  I know she's a dog, and I know that no one feels as much love to her as I do, and I appreciate everyone that comes over and reminds me (or lies) on how good and kind she is even if she stinks and has an attitude, but she's my girl and I can't think that she could leave me so soon.  I just can't.

Waterworks.

Hugs for you and big ol' pets for Sofia. <3

[snipsnsnails]

((((((Moe))))))

[styme46]

My h has spent the last 7 weeks renovating our new house and has hardly seen the kids. He is staying at the new house since we had to be out of our old house so the renters could move in, but the kids and I are staying with my mom since the kitchen isn't done in the new house yet. I took ds over to H at the new house this morning so his mom could pick him up from there and when h saw ds sitting up all by himself he started crying because he missed it. It was so cute and so sad at the same time. Hopefully that will be the motivation he needs to get the stuff done he needs to get done in order for the kids and I to move in though.

[Deleted]

My dogs are in a weird mood today. They're barking at every little sound. Fridge starts up? Might as well bark about it. Window creaks? Might as well bark about it.

I can get laid in 9 days  <).  

[Jalapeñomel]

Oh Moe, I'm sorry. And 8 isn't that old, sheesh. What a mean thing to say.

[Kit]

Aww, -Moe-. I hope it's nothing that can't be fixed easily. I have cats that I love like you love your dog. I get it. :-)

[Jalapeñomel]

Oh and I'm a little scared to have sex with DH. Is that flameful?

[Deleted]

I was checking out some babysitter profiles and reading their reviews. One reviewer wrote
"My baby never had any stains on her and always smelled nice when I got her back."

[Deleted]

Apr 3, 2013 16:33:31 GMT -5 Jalapeñomel said:

Oh and I'm a little scared to have sex with DH. Is that flameful?

Is this new?

You guys don't know me, but I am going to start here and now.

I haven't had the sex since October. I just finished a really awful pregnancy (got the cutest little boy out of it) and now H and I are terrified I will get knocked up. He can't have the big V, and I am having a tubal, but that is another month out.

I really want to have the sex, but I am terrified as my anatomy has significantly changed since my lightening fast 2nd degree tear delivery.

And now you all know WAY to much about me.

[Deleted]

Apr 3, 2013 16:48:52 GMT -5 TR said:

Apr 3, 2013 16:47:46 GMT -5 @mrsmarlowe said:

Is this new?

You guys don't know me, but I am going to start here and now.

I haven't had the sex since October. I just finished a really awful pregnancy (got the cutest little boy out of it) and now H and I are terrified I will get knocked up. He can't have the big V, and I am having a tubal, but that is another month out.

I really want to have the sex, but I am terrified as my anatomy has significantly changed since my lightening fast 2nd degree tear delivery.

And now you all know WAY to much about me.

Why can't your H have a vasectomy?

He has BPH and possibly prostate cancer (still waiting on test results). Vasectomy with BPH increases risk of prostate cancer AND ED

[Deleted]

Apr 3, 2013 16:52:09 GMT -5 @kirkette said:

Apr 3, 2013 16:47:46 GMT -5 @mrsmarlowe said:

And now you all know WAY to much about me.

Will condoms work in your situation?

Yes, any suggestions on brands, types, fun ones to try?

[walterismydog]

@mrsmarlowe I hope the test results for your husband come out free and clear of cancer <3

[lola]

Jalapeñomel - no, not flameful! lol. i am pretty sure if i ever get pregnant H will immediately institute a no-sex rule. he is *already* concerned about sex while pregnant.

[berbles]

Apr 3, 2013 17:02:41 GMT -5 lola said:

Jalapeñomel - no, not flameful! lol. i am pretty sure if i ever get pregnant H will immediately institute a no-sex rule. he is *already* concerned about sex while pregnant.

Ditto.  LOL

He also doesn't want to be in the delivery room, should I ever be there.  I'm fine with it, because lord knows the last thing I need is a H passing out next to me.

[alzi]

Mel- not flameful. I was totally scared to have sex during first tri. Just do what your comfortable with.