My neighbor just stole my loofahs!

[orangello]

Jun 3, 2013 14:16:52 GMT -5 sameoldash said:

Jun 3, 2013 14:14:56 GMT -5 snickers said:

That is insane.
I would want to egg that bitch's house.

right? at the very least, set off some bath bombs.

Holy shit - LMAO!

[meggers5]

I kept out of here for way too long. I wish the woman had heard you when you were calling at her so she could try to give an excuse on the spot.

She must have died when the police showed up.

[Deleted]

Jun 3, 2013 14:27:32 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

You know we're going to see this on a future episode of Law & Order.

Special Victims for sure!

[fuckyourcouch]

Jun 3, 2013 14:31:01 GMT -5 twostep said:

Jun 3, 2013 14:27:32 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

You know we're going to see this on a future episode of Law & Order.

Special Victims for sure!

those loofahs were underage!

[fuckyourcouch]

Jun 3, 2013 14:22:41 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

Just to clear this up!

SEA SPONGE:




LOOFAH:

















Lol :

[piper]

Best post ever!!

I'm glad you got your loofah's back.

[Jillaroo]

I'm in zone 9b, so I think I will be able to grow loofahs!! And if it wasn't already 95 degrees outside I'd start that project today.

And every time I call the cops on my neighbors it only takes a few minutes for numerous cop cars to show up. A benefit of living in a small town. Yea, I have to drive 1.5 hours to sephora, but half the police force will show up in 3 minutes!!

[fryjack2]

SVU-ha!

TBC: "My Loofahs were attacked and are missing!"
Benson : "Do you know where she might be now?"
TBC: "Not she, They!"
Benson: "just how many lovers are we talking about here?"

[Deleted]

Jun 3, 2013 14:23:48 GMT -5 @gypsy said:

put them all in a basket with a sign that says "FREE LOOFAHS, TAKE ONE".

OMG YES! I will pay your lost wages from the free loofahs if you do this.

[themysteriouswife]

can we get a picture of the victims?

[pursemeatballs]

Jun 3, 2013 14:40:48 GMT -5 themysteriouswife said:

can we get a picture of the victims?

They're unidentified minors.

[speckledfrog]

Now I need to know if the police officer brought them back to you or if she had to face you in person. Did you say anything to her?

[pantsparty]

The word loofah is starting to lose all meaning to me.

Loofahloofahloofah.

[TemperanceBrennan]

Jun 3, 2013 13:57:25 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

Jun 3, 2013 13:56:21 GMT -5 @themommymonster said:

I love this thread.

Now I want to grow loofahs.

  mee too! maybe we could all grow some, to offset Text's at risk plant population losses.

This will just result in a nation wide outbreak of loofah thefts. Possibly an Ocean's eleven type loofah heist.

[pursemeatballs]

I wonder if your neighbor will come over at night and pee on your loofah plants as payback.

[themysteriouswife]

Jun 3, 2013 14:43:51 GMT -5 toledo said:

Jun 3, 2013 14:40:48 GMT -5 themysteriouswife said:

can we get a picture of the victims?

this seems a little exploitative.

eh, I want to see a pile of loofas. If she doesn't want to post, no skin off my back. 

[textbookcase]

Ywia

[Deleted]

Jun 3, 2013 14:09:42 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

I'm glad you called the police. This is no loofahing matter.

I am in a meeting and doing the cough disguised as a laugh and I don't think anyone is falling for it. omg. 

[speckledfrog]

Jun 3, 2013 14:44:59 GMT -5 @gypsy said:

Please make one that includes a marquee!

[cheeseandcrackers]

hey, can i see a picture of them?

[sneetch]

I love this thread.

[thinkofthesoldiers]

Jun 3, 2013 14:47:37 GMT -5 themysteriouswife said:

Jun 3, 2013 14:43:51 GMT -5 toledo said:

this seems a little exploitative.

eh, I want to see a pile of loofas. If she doesn't want to post, no skin off my back. 

Am I just reading your incorrectly, or are you retarded?

[delurkedloofah]

I've lurked for ages and never thought about creating an account, but this post sent me over the edge laughing.

I hope your neighbor gets horribly dry skin and has to pony up the cash at the farmer's market for your loofahs.

[themysteriouswife]

You could make her one of these for Christmas

organicuniverse.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/loofah-tree.jpg

Sorry for the big picture. 

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

What number were these loofahs? I need to decide if it would be weird to grow them in my bathroom.

[textbookcase]

[ndolehan]

Maybe neighbor was hungry?



No really - you can eat it, here's a recipe. 8th ingredient... www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Loofah-and-Chicken-Stir-Fry-106268

[gmail]

Well, I'm glad the police weren't acting aloof and helped you out right away.

Your neighbor, what a loofer.

[gmail]

Jun 3, 2013 14:50:28 GMT -5 thinkofthesoldiers said:

Jun 3, 2013 14:47:37 GMT -5 themysteriouswife said:

eh, I want to see a pile of loofas. If she doesn't want to post, no skin off my back. 

Am I just reading your incorrectly, or are you retarded?

ISWYTD

[cc]

I keep hearing loofah being said like Janelle's mom says Keifer on Teen Mom.