Post by textbookcase on Jun 3, 2013 13:28:06 GMT -5
I grow loofah plants along a fence on the side of the driveway, which I use for making soaps as gifts & to sell at little farmers markets, etc. I was just folding laundry in the living room when I looked out the front window and saw a neighbor from a few houses down with an armload of loofahs. I went outside and shouted, "hey!" but she just walked right into her house. Wtf??! Like, she took them all!
Post by EmilieMadison on Jun 3, 2013 13:39:22 GMT -5
WHAT THE FUCK. I'd go to her house and ask for them back. If she refuses, then call the cops. Or, just call the cops. You already yelled after her and she ignored you.
i had to google loofah plant because in my mind there was no way those brown things were a plant. but sure enough, they are. i learn something new from this place every day.
Post by thinkofthesoldiers on Jun 3, 2013 13:40:52 GMT -5
Operator: Hello, 911, what's your emergency? TBC: My neighbor stole my loofahs! OP: Your what? TBC: My loofahs. She took a whole armload of them. OP: She came into your house? TBC: No, I had them in my yard. OP: You keep loofahs in your yard? TBC: Yes. I grow them. OP: Uhhhh, so you need a police officer: TBC: Yes, an armed one. OP: Armed with loofahs perhaps?
i'm obsessed now, TBC. i am dying to know how this all shakes out in the end.
i feel like the word "brazen" needs to be used, and not lightly, here. perhaps an article in the local paper? BRAZEN LOOFAH THIEF REMOVES MORE THAN JUST DEAD SKIN CELLS.
How does someone who is smart enough to know that these are loofahs (count me in, I thought they came from the ocean), be so dumb as to steal them - and in broad daylight?