This is the best thing I've read in ages. The image of your neighbor hustling to her house with her arms full of loofahs as you yell after her is amazing. A+
The officer took my report and asked how I wanted to proceed. He asked if I wanted to have her arrested (!!!!) or just get my loofahs back and file a report. I chose the latter. I don't want to be responsible for throwing an old lady in the clink.
So, he went to her house and gave her a talking-to. She said they were on the ground in the vacant lot next door, which...no. You can see exactly where she pulled them off on our side. He told her you just can't do that. She said the lot is hers, which is also not true. He told her, "Yeah, well...that's not what I'm here to talk about. Give her back the loofahs" so she did. He asked me like 3 more times if I was sure I didn't want her arrested. LOL.
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
So, textbookcase, how many people took free loofahs?
About 15
Oh, wait, I thought we were talking about loofah seeds. No one took them from the basket, which was surprising because people usually snatch things up the minute they hit the curb!
Oh, wait, I thought we were talking about loofah seeds. No one took them from the basket, which was surprising because people usually snatch things up the minute they hit the curb!
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
Oh, wait, I thought we were talking about loofah seeds. No one took them from the basket, which was surprising because people usually snatch things up the minute they hit the curb!
She probably called everyone and told them it's all a trick and "that crazy loofah lady is going to call the cops on you!" lol