Do you want to hear the creepiest story EVER?

[hisno1girl]

Okay, now I feel like I need to shower.

*shudder*

[snickers]

Ewwwwwww

[LeggsBenedict]

Okay, so I read this and thought, "ew, gross! What a creep!"

AND THEN.

I put it in the context of, omg, what if my dad died and my mom dated my oldest brother (my half brother, her step son) and now I have to kill myself.

[pixelpassion]

My head just exploded.

[Deleted]

That's really sad. Fucking viejo.

[margarita]

Yeah...that's just wrong.

[pantsparty]

Jun 12, 2013 9:11:13 GMT -5 papie said:

SF: "Well, you know, you are single, I am single, we each have our own homes, we could see each other sometimes"

I keep coming back to this and laugh-cringing. That is the logic to determine if someone is your girlfriend?

Oh, Canada.

[papie]

Jun 12, 2013 11:58:13 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

Jun 12, 2013 9:11:13 GMT -5 papie said:

SF: "Well, you know, you are single, I am single, we each have our own homes, we could see each other sometimes"

I keep coming back to this and laugh-cringing. That is the logic to determine if someone is your girlfriend?

Oh, Canada.

Maybe that is how it works when you are 69?  lol

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Jun 12, 2013 9:13:46 GMT -5 cville said:

THAT IS SO GROSS.

this

[bania]

Nope.

Lol at it being a Canadian thing. Seriously poor girl!

[starlily]

He is so gross.

[mariafromnj]

So gross! Poor girl.

[lkoenig]

that is all kinds of messed up-ness, dear god!

[cleo29]

That is gross and creepy. I think it would bring out a Dr. Suess response "I will not date you here or there, I will not date you anywhere. Not on a cruise, not high on booze. I will not date you, you creepy man. Leave me be you silly man!"

[pursemeatballs]

I was hoping this was going to be a ghost story sort of creepy. (I've been reading too much NoSleep on reddit.)

Um, no. WTF? Eww. So gross. Your poor coworker.

[Deleted]

I think I threw up a little in my mouth.

[mirandahobbes]

His logic makes perfect sense, no? "Hey SD, you're old, I'm old, we're both single...eh, lets hit Royal Caribbean"

What an uncomfortable situation. I hope they're eventually able to have an (appropriate) relationship again. Maybe he should try plenty of fish?

[Muddled]

I can't help but think that he is quite possibly the laziest man alive.

"I'm lonely. You're convenient. Let's do this thing."


It really is appalling on so many levels.