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[Deleted]

I once went out on a date that was actually OKAY. The guy walked me to my door and gave me a good night kiss and basically raped my mouth with his tongue. He shoved it so far and deep, I almost choked. When I told him goodnight, he said (no joke), "You're supposed to invite me in for sex." Ummm what?

[mcc]

Oy those are doozies.

I was supposed to go out with the younger guy tonight but cancelled. I think I'm over him. I enjoy time with him but always feel dread planning things. That's weird.

[starburst604]

Sept 3, 2013 19:28:15 GMT -5 mcc said:

Oy those are doozies.

I was supposed to go out with the younger guy tonight but cancelled. I think I'm over him. I enjoy time with him but always feel dread planning things. That's weird.

Too many fish in the Boston Harbor to stick with someone you dread making plans with!

I swear to God I had so many dating stories that left me scratching my head and now I can't remember any. Selective memory probs.

[lyssbobiss, Command, B613]

This time last year, I had a date with a guy that I thought was actually really great. We hung out and ate fruit and cheese and chocolate and had craft beer and it was awesome. Then he played a bunch of music for me on the guitar and we eventually had sex because that's how I roll.

He then freaked out almost immediately, begged me to buy plan B the next day, ran out to get an STD test, and then slipped into clinical depression. My vagina was highly insulted.

The chocolate was good, though.

ETA: I also have stories of the guy who got drunk and peed on me, which I think everyone has already heard, and the guy who pinned me against a car and had sex with me, and started crying in the middle of it.  I don't have anything recent, really.

[glitzyglow]

I haven't dated in a while. Off the top of my head:

Went to ice cream with a German guy who looked like he had just come from the gym: gym shirt, mesh running shorts, tennis shoes. He talked about how the world was very black and white, that there are no gray areas, and how entitled Americans are.

The guy who didn't even stand up when I came into Starbucks, nodded at me, and opened with, "So I've dropped out of college 5x." The conversation ended up with us arguing and me leaving.

The guy who walked past me as I sat outside Starbucks (the only redhead in site), and when I went inside he ignored me until I walked up to him and asked him if he was [date name]. He said, "Oh, I wasn't sure it was you." Rather than ask me, he was going to let me sit there, maybe even leave without saying anything, who knows. It was a terrible date that lasted maybe 20 minutes.

After I saw a movie with a date he said he was glad people aren't as terrible as they are portrayed in film. I was all, "Huh? Some people are pretty terrible." He disagreed, which was so weird. Why does he not believe there are bad/evil/malicious people in the world? He wouldn't really elaborate, he just kept saying people aren't like that anymore. It was bizarre.

I went out with a professor who made some sexist comments about women not being equal to men. I also checked out his Facebook where he posted phrases about how feminism is taking over and *facts* on the subject are left out. I never talked to him again.

[mcc]

Sept 3, 2013 19:49:43 GMT -5 glitzyglow said:

I haven't dated in a while. Off the top of my head:

Went to ice cream with a German guy who looked like he had just come from the gym: gym shirt, mesh running shorts, tennis shoes. He talked about how the world was very black and white, that there are no gray areas, and how entitled Americans are.

The guy who didn't even stand up when I came into Starbucks, nodded at me, and opened with, "So I've dropped out of college 5x." The conversation ended up with us arguing and me leaving.

The guy who walked past me as I sat outside Starbucks (the only redhead in site), and when I went inside he ignored me until I walked up to him and asked him if he was [date name]. He said, "Oh, I wasn't sure it was you." Rather than ask me, he was going to let me sit there, maybe even leave without saying anything, who knows. It was a terrible date that lasted maybe 20 minutes.

After I saw a movie with a date he said he was glad people aren't as terrible as they are portrayed in film. I was all, "Huh? Some people are pretty terrible." He disagreed, which was so weird. Why does he not believe there are bad/evil/malicious people in the world? He wouldn't really elaborate, he just kept saying people aren't like that anymore. It was bizarre.

I went out with a professor who made some sexist comments about women not being equal to men. I also checked out his Facebook where he posted phrases about how feminism is taking over and *facts* on the subject are left out. I never talked to him again.

I went on a date with a guy who was wearing sweatpants. It was so weird

[sweetchix]

Sept 3, 2013 19:43:38 GMT -5 lyssbobiss, Command, B613 said:

My vagina was highly insulted.

This seriously made me giggle. I hope you made it feel better afterwards by bedazzling it.

[lyssbobiss, Command, B613]

Sept 3, 2013 20:35:38 GMT -5 sweetchix said:

Sept 3, 2013 19:43:38 GMT -5 lyssbobiss, Command, B613 said:

My vagina was highly insulted.

This seriously made me giggle. I hope you made it feel better afterwards by bedazzling it.

I do enjoy glamming up my clam.  I vajazzled the shit out of it.

[llh0211]

A couple weekends ago, I went out with this guy and I almost felt like I was being punked. That surely, someone would jump out and tell me I'm on a hidden camera date from hell show. Some of the highlights:

• shows up in a muscle shirt and gym shorts
• he's both shorter than his profile said, and quite a bit heavier than his photos. (FTR, I wouldn't care so much about either had he been honest)
• stinks like really bad BO. Which he tried to cover up with a gallon of cologne.
• gives me an awkward hug, and transfers said BO/cologne smell onto my sweater
• wears glasses that were so filthy, I have no idea how he could see out of them. They were all cloudy looking from filth.
• brought in his iPad and phones (yes, multiple) and put them on the table
• got on iPad to check score of a game, check email, text message, look up the name of a band to try to prove me wrong, (which I wasn't- I know my 90's bands, thankyouverymuch smelly dude!)
• had horrible table manners. Shoveled food in his mouth, chewed with his mouth open, belched several times. At one point he had a string of melted cheese hanging from his chin a couple inches. He had no clue, until I finally pointed it out to him.

There's more.. But you get the point. Terrible.

[locarb]

When I lived in Boston in my young 20's...I went on a 1st date to Harpoon brew fest and drank some beers. After drinking it up, we cut through the commons for a make out session. Date mounted me, dry humped my leg and showed his O face to me in a matter of seconds. A homeless guy applauded. 

[doriswe]

Sept 4, 2013 6:14:17 GMT -5 locarb said:

When I lived in Boston in my young 20's...I went on a 1st date to Harpoon brew fest and drank some beers. After drinking it up, we cut through the commons for a make out session. Date mounted me, dry humped my leg and showed his O face to me in a matter of seconds. A homeless guy applauded. 

[starburst604]

Sept 4, 2013 6:14:17 GMT -5 locarb said:

When I lived in Boston in my young 20's...I went on a 1st date to Harpoon brew fest and drank some beers. After drinking it up, we cut through the commons for a make out session. Date mounted me, dry humped my leg and showed his O face to me in a matter of seconds. A homeless guy applauded. 

Cue the Lonely Island song!

[lyssbobiss, Command, B613]

Sept 4, 2013 6:14:17 GMT -5 locarb said:

When I lived in Boston in my young 20's...I went on a 1st date to Harpoon brew fest and drank some beers. After drinking it up, we cut through the commons for a make out session. Date mounted me, dry humped my leg and showed his O face to me in a matter of seconds. A homeless guy applauded. 

That story should end with a mic drop.

[Wanderista]

I had a guy get so drunk that he knocked over the wall partition by the bar on the way to the bathroom. Like, knocked it over and went airborne. This was during his 3rd trip to the bathroom in about an hour and a half. The waiters were giving me pitying looks. There was no second date. 

[Wanderista]

These stories could definitely have their own TV show.

[Deleted]

This is pretty tame, cause I haven't really done much dating, just really hanging out with the same two guys...

Anyway, I went to this local bar, that I love, with one of the guys and we were sitting there chatting and drinking for awhile. When he got up to use the bathroom, someone slipped a note in front of me, while I wasn't paying attention, that said "You are so much better than him!!!" I looked down at the note, read it, and then looked away, and before he came back the note magically disappeared. I told him about the note because I thought it was funny. I think it might have come from the bartender... cause the writing was very feminine... but no one ever approached me or anything, so I have no idea what the point was...

[Wanderista]

Sept 4, 2013 14:12:39 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

Sept 4, 2013 12:58:02 GMT -5 Wanderista said:

These stories could definitely have their own TV show.

I would LOVE to see dramatic reenactments of these scenes, with interview cutaways with the women making WTF faces.

Man, TLC should be ALL OVER this.

Get the TV production crew that did those I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant shows.

[Deleted]

Sept 3, 2013 21:20:16 GMT -5 llh0211 said:

A couple weekends ago, I went out with this guy and I almost felt like I was being punked. That surely, someone would jump out and tell me I'm on a hidden camera date from hell show. Some of the highlights:

• shows up in a muscle shirt and gym shorts
• he's both shorter than his profile said, and quite a bit heavier than his photos. (FTR, I wouldn't care so much about either had he been honest)
• stinks like really bad BO. Which he tried to cover up with a gallon of cologne.
• gives me an awkward hug, and transfers said BO/cologne smell onto my sweater
• wears glasses that were so filthy, I have no idea how he could see out of them. They were all cloudy looking from filth.
• brought in his iPad and phones (yes, multiple) and put them on the table
• got on iPad to check score of a game, check email, text message, look up the name of a band to try to prove me wrong, (which I wasn't- I know my 90's bands, thankyouverymuch smelly dude!)
• had horrible table manners. Shoveled food in his mouth, chewed with his mouth open, belched several times. At one point he had a string of melted cheese hanging from his chin a couple inches. He had no clue, until I finally pointed it out to him.

There's more.. But you get the point. Terrible.

Dwight Schrute's shorter brother?

[kaneen]

Sept 4, 2013 13:08:27 GMT -5 @mekkojo said:

This is pretty tame, cause I haven't really done much dating, just really hanging out with the same two guys...

Anyway, I went to this local bar, that I love, with one of the guys and we were sitting there chatting and drinking for awhile. When he got up to use the bathroom, someone slipped a note in front of me, while I wasn't paying attention, that said "You are so much better than him!!!" I looked down at the note, read it, and then looked away, and before he came back the note magically disappeared. I told him about the note because I thought it was funny. I think it might have come from the bartender... cause the writing was very feminine... but no one ever approached me or anything, so I have no idea what the point was...

You told the guy?!?!?!?  Don't you think that's mean???

[jojoandleo]

Sept 4, 2013 13:08:27 GMT -5 @mekkojo said:

This is pretty tame, cause I haven't really done much dating, just really hanging out with the same two guys...

Anyway, I went to this local bar, that I love, with one of the guys and we were sitting there chatting and drinking for awhile. When he got up to use the bathroom, someone slipped a note in front of me, while I wasn't paying attention, that said "You are so much better than him!!!" I looked down at the note, read it, and then looked away, and before he came back the note magically disappeared. I told him about the note because I thought it was funny. I think it might have come from the bartender... cause the writing was very feminine... but no one ever approached me or anything, so I have no idea what the point was...

What was the point in telling him about the note?  That would hurt my feelings that some stranger thinks I'm not good enough based solely on looks.  I think the note writer is an asshole.

[Deleted]

Sept 4, 2013 15:31:34 GMT -5 jojoandleo said:

Sept 4, 2013 13:08:27 GMT -5 @mekkojo said:

This is pretty tame, cause I haven't really done much dating, just really hanging out with the same two guys...

Anyway, I went to this local bar, that I love, with one of the guys and we were sitting there chatting and drinking for awhile. When he got up to use the bathroom, someone slipped a note in front of me, while I wasn't paying attention, that said "You are so much better than him!!!" I looked down at the note, read it, and then looked away, and before he came back the note magically disappeared. I told him about the note because I thought it was funny. I think it might have come from the bartender... cause the writing was very feminine... but no one ever approached me or anything, so I have no idea what the point was...

What was the point in telling him about the note?  That would hurt my feelings that some stranger thinks I'm not good enough based solely on looks.  I think the note writer is an asshole.

No, he thought it was funny too. I told him because I didn't think it was anything serious and if some random stranger had approached us or me later, it would have been easier to deal with, with him already knowing about the note. He is very confident in his looks... it's actually one of the things that I don't like about him. I tell him he is handsome and he says "i know"

[jojoandleo]

Sept 4, 2013 15:34:04 GMT -5 @mekkojo said:

Sept 4, 2013 15:31:34 GMT -5 jojoandleo said:

What was the point in telling him about the note?  That would hurt my feelings that some stranger thinks I'm not good enough based solely on looks.  I think the note writer is an asshole.

No, he thought it was funny too. I told him because I didn't think it was anything serious and if some random stranger had approached us or me later, it would have been easier to deal with, with him already knowing about the note. He is very confident in his looks... it's actually one of the things that I don't like about him. I tell him he is handsome and he says "i know"

Yes, well I would say I thought it was funny too, but inside, I would be all "WTF!?!"  And please, if they were going to approach you, they would have done it when they gave you the note, not after he got back.  Someone who slips you an anonymous note isn't exactly looking for confrontation.  I just don't get why you told him.  Maybe you want to bring him down a notch because his "confidence" (which may be masking insecurity) annoys you. 

[Deleted]

Sept 4, 2013 15:43:01 GMT -5 jojoandleo said:

Sept 4, 2013 15:34:04 GMT -5 @mekkojo said:

No, he thought it was funny too. I told him because I didn't think it was anything serious and if some random stranger had approached us or me later, it would have been easier to deal with, with him already knowing about the note. He is very confident in his looks... it's actually one of the things that I don't like about him. I tell him he is handsome and he says "i know"

Yes, well I would say I thought it was funny too, but inside, I would be all "WTF!?!"  And please, if they were going to approach you, they would have done it when they gave you the note, not after he got back.  Someone who slips you an anonymous note isn't exactly looking for confrontation.  I just don't get why you told him.  Maybe you want to bring him down a notch because his "confidence" (which may be masking insecurity) annoys you. 

No, I'm not that complicated. I told him cause I thought it was funny, he thought it was funny, we laughed and made jokes about it the rest of the night and picked people around the bar that we thought it could have been. He really is that "confident" in his looks. He is overly confident... which only annoys me when he says "I know" to a compliment. To rectify that annoyance, I've stopped complimenting him.

[jojoandleo]

Sept 4, 2013 15:46:22 GMT -5 @mekkojo said:

Sept 4, 2013 15:43:01 GMT -5 jojoandleo said:

Yes, well I would say I thought it was funny too, but inside, I would be all "WTF!?!"  And please, if they were going to approach you, they would have done it when they gave you the note, not after he got back.  Someone who slips you an anonymous note isn't exactly looking for confrontation.  I just don't get why you told him.  Maybe you want to bring him down a notch because his "confidence" (which may be masking insecurity) annoys you. 

No, I'm not that complicated. I told him cause I thought it was funny, he thought it was funny, we laughed and made jokes about it the rest of the night and picked people around the bar that we thought it could have been. He really is that "confident" in his looks. He is overly confident... which only annoys me when he says "I know" to a compliment. To rectify that annoyance, I've stopped complimenting him.

Alright then.  I still think it was mean to tell him.  I think it is mean to tell people things like "Random strangers think I am too good for you, isn't that funny?"  Because if someone said that to me, It would not be funny.  I would never date a guy who told me that.

[Deleted]

Sept 4, 2013 15:48:14 GMT -5 jojoandleo said:

Sept 4, 2013 15:46:22 GMT -5 @mekkojo said:

No, I'm not that complicated. I told him cause I thought it was funny, he thought it was funny, we laughed and made jokes about it the rest of the night and picked people around the bar that we thought it could have been. He really is that "confident" in his looks. He is overly confident... which only annoys me when he says "I know" to a compliment. To rectify that annoyance, I've stopped complimenting him.

Alright then.  I still think it was mean to tell him.  I think it is mean to tell people things like "Random strangers think I am too good for you, isn't that funny?"  Because if someone said that to me, It would not be funny.  I would never date a guy who told me that.

I think the reason it didn't bother him is because he didn't see anyone in the bar that he deemed competition, ya know? If there had been some ridiculously handsome guy sitting at the bar near us, maybe he would have had a problem, but he knew that I was there with him and we were going to leave together, so there wasn't a problem. Also, as far as ego potshots, he has already told me that he has previously dated girls that were supermodel pretty, which I am nowhere near that pretty... I guess we both value more about ourselves than our looks.

[jojoandleo]

Sept 4, 2013 15:51:08 GMT -5 @mekkojo said:

Sept 4, 2013 15:48:14 GMT -5 jojoandleo said:

Alright then.  I still think it was mean to tell him.  I think it is mean to tell people things like "Random strangers think I am too good for you, isn't that funny?"  Because if someone said that to me, It would not be funny.  I would never date a guy who told me that.

I think the reason it didn't bother him is because he didn't see anyone in the bar that he deemed competition, ya know? If there had been some ridiculously handsome guy sitting at the bar near us, maybe he would have had a problem, but he knew that I was there with him and we were going to leave together, so there wasn't a problem. Also, as far as ego potshots, he has already told me that he has previously dated girls that were supermodel pretty, which I am nowhere near that pretty... I guess we both value more about ourselves than our looks.

Well, I wouldn't date a guy who looked around a room and deemed no one worthy of being competition either.  Because that DOES mean he values looks, because he knows jack shit about anyone around him except for how they look.  Don't worry, I value way more than looks, hence why I think the letter writer is an asshole.  Like feelings.  I value that people have feelings and not hurting them.  Hence why I think it was mean to tell him about the note.  And I am not the only one who thinks it was mean.

[Deleted]

Sept 4, 2013 15:53:08 GMT -5 jojoandleo said:

Sept 4, 2013 15:51:08 GMT -5 @mekkojo said:

I think the reason it didn't bother him is because he didn't see anyone in the bar that he deemed competition, ya know? If there had been some ridiculously handsome guy sitting at the bar near us, maybe he would have had a problem, but he knew that I was there with him and we were going to leave together, so there wasn't a problem. Also, as far as ego potshots, he has already told me that he has previously dated girls that were supermodel pretty, which I am nowhere near that pretty... I guess we both value more about ourselves than our looks.

Well, I wouldn't date a guy who looked around a room and deemed no one worthy of being competition either.  Because that DOES mean he values looks, because he knows jack shit about anyone around him except for how they look.  Don't worry, I value way more than looks, hence why I think the letter writer is an asshole.  Like feelings.  I value that people have feelings and not hurting them.  Hence why I think it was mean to tell him about the note.  And I am not the only one who thinks it was mean.

Yeah, I see that. In retrospect, maybe it was. C'est la vie.

[glitzyglow]

I would wonder if someone knew my date or knew about something terrible he'd done if I got a note saying I could do better. Looks didn't even come to my mind, just personality. I assume this because it doesn't appear the person wanted to get to know you, but was just trying to let you know that he or she knows something about your date that you don't.

*shrugs*

[Deleted]

I'd like to add that had he received a similar note, I would not have gotten my feelings hurt, I would have felt good that someone else appreciated the looks of my date. Also, if he had shown offense I probably would have thought that he took himself too seriously and would have stopped seeing him.

[jojoandleo]

noted-do not date Mekkojo. I take myself too seriously because I would get upset that a perfect stranger was insulting me. mp kaneen-why so serious?