This time last year, I had a date with a guy that I thought was actually really great. We hung out and ate fruit and cheese and chocolate and had craft beer and it was awesome. Then he played a bunch of music for me on the guitar and we eventually had sex because that's how I roll.
He then freaked out almost immediately, begged me to buy plan B the next day, ran out to get an STD test, and then slipped into clinical depression. My vagina was highly insulted.
The chocolate was good, though.
ETA: I also have stories of the guy who got drunk and peed on me, which I think everyone has already heard, and the guy who pinned me against a car and had sex with me, and started crying in the middle of it. I don't have anything recent, really.
This is to intriguing... how hard was the guy crying? how did you not laugh?!!! and sorry, I lurk on here once in a while but I had to comment on this one!
We seem to have skipped over this guy telling her that, just fyi, he has dated girls (not women, apparently) who were "supermodel-pretty". Can we talk about that now?
Yah. That + the whole "He looked around and saw no one was competition to him" = he sounds awesome.
When would that even come up? Were they just sitting around and he was all, "Just so you know, I have dated girls super model pretty in the past."
I can't help thinking that what he was thinking, but didn't say out loud, was "but I'm lowering my standards to be with you." I think I'd feel that I'd been judged and had fallen short of the ideal and was just being pitied for my standard looks.
I've always dated a lot of nerds, and back in college I was going out with a guy who looked like one of the stereotypes of the computer nerd. We were at an event at a bar one night where they were collecting donations, and the guy going around with the bucket made a show of looking at me and then looking at him. Then he held out the donation bucket and said, "Well, clearly you must have money." My date was hurt and offended. Now that I've been enlightened by this post, I clearly dodged a bullet by not sticking with a sensitive guy.
Post by verycontrary247 on Sept 5, 2013 19:17:45 GMT -5
Recent- on my first date with current SO, we met up at a great Mexican restaurant. I got there early and the waiter was hitting on me really hard. SO shows up and the waiter not only continues to hit on me, he starts hitting on SO as well. He wrote his number on our receipt. We were both a little weirded out.
An old, but still slightly traumatic story. In high school my BFF asked if I would go on a double date with her (older) boyfriend's friend. I said okay, we planned to see a movie. She insisted that they pick us up from my house, which I thought was weird but went along with anyways. They picked us up and then BFF announced she'd rather watch a movie at her boyfriends house, so we went there instead. About 10 minutes in they start making our while I sat there awkwardly next to this guy I had just met. BFF and her boyfriend had sex on the futon in the same room that we were watching a movie in.
I wanted to leave but couldn't since BFFs boyfriend had driven. I was so fucking pissed. On the way to drop us off I told her she couldn't come to my house and that her boyfriend could drop her off at her house and she flipped her shit. Apparently her parents didn't want her to see this guy and I was ruining her life by "changing the plan."
We stopped being friends shortly after. I did go on a few normal dates with that guy though.
About 10 minutes in they start making our while I sat there awkwardly next to this guy I had just met. BFF and her boyfriend had sex on the futon in the same room that we were watching a movie in.
This reminds me of my freshman year in college. My boyfriend and I took my BFF's boyfriend up to Tulsa to visit his girlfriend (AKA-my BFF from HS). Anyway-we stayed in her dorm room. Me and my BF on the top bunk, her and her BF on the bottom. I was a virgin. BFF and her BF just went ahead and had sex on that bottom bunk. With us on the top bunk. Being all virginal. AWKWARD! Then BFF's boyfriend dumped her on our last day of the visit before we got in the car to drive home... AWKWARDER!