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[OHMBLEEGOHHHHH!]

I HAVE TO GET OFF HERE AND START PACKING, OMG. Usually I am packed over a week beforehand. WILL YOU ASSHOLES PLEASE STOP TALKING TO ME AND BEING INTERESTING.

Tamb and her incessent LOLs are cracking me up. I don't know why, but she has an attitude today and I appreciate it.

This AC is drying out my contacts, but my glasses make me feel frumpy. How's THAT for a FWP?

We're taking Kristen to see Brave tonight.

I am racking my brain trying to think of every random I can so I don't have to go pack.

[Bernadine]

I need to make an annual appointment with my gyn. While I'm there, I'm going to ask him for a safe sex talk. Someone on SO said you can get herpes even with a condom. I had no idea.

That's kind of random, but also flameful, because I'm 30 yo and I don't know how to have safe sex.

[Cricket0619]

I just made an appointment to go to the dentist and I have such bad anxiety over it. I am so tempted to cancel it, but I know I can't. :-( I hate going to the dentist, I would rather go to the gyno over and over rather then the dentist.

[OHMBLEEGOHHHHH!]

It makes me very giggly that Bern needs a safe sex talk. You GO, Bernadine.

[mamasaurus]

I am getting really bored. Babysaurus is really wanting the boob today (growth spurt? comfort b/c of her shots yesterday?) and I am trying to think of all the things I can do with one hand/arm. Pretty soon I might have to resort to I Can Haz Cheezburger.

I forgot to put deodorant on today. At the time I realized it, I didn't smell much and could have gone to put some on, but I didn't. Now my dress smells and I will probably have to change.

A really fat, hairy guy just drove by in a convertible without his shirt. Ew.

[sewf]

My bra is pissing me off. It's too tight. I think I need a new one already, but I know they'll just get bigger since I'm pregnant. Maybe I will just start wearing sports bras.

I'm really considering a nap already.

[iamgrace]

My kid has just startedeating with a fork( he has the spoon mastered) and it thrills me to no end. Mostly because he now actually eats instead of just throwing food. Apparently all he needed was for someone to hand him a fork all along.

[sewf]

Jul 3, 2012 12:23:50 GMT -5 Cricket0619 said:

I just made an appointment to go to the dentist and I have such bad anxiety over it. I am so tempted to cancel it, but I know I can't. I hate going to the dentist, I would rather go to the gyno over and over rather then the dentist.

DO IT! I just had a bunch of work done in the last six months because it had been so long since I had been. I feel SO much better about my teeth, my smile, and just my overall health.

[Nicole]

I really want to see the Katy Perry movie.

[evee]

DS's 3rd Birthday is on the 25th. I'm a little sad because my Mom insisted on that DS have his birthday at Chucky Cheese. Nothing wrong with Chucky Cheese. The reason is what makes me sad. Last year around DS's birthday my parents and H weren't speaking to each other. My parents didn't come to DS's 2nd birthday. Since my dad passed in April my mother was very forceful saying DS must have his 3rd birthday at Chucky Cheese this year, because it's what my dad has wanted all along. Again I have no problem with having it there as my mom wants to pay for it all. I just know my mom and me will be a little sad because I'll constantly be thinking about dad and the fact that he didn't make it.

DS also can't stop talking about his birthday and I think it's adorable. He's finally at the age where he understand what birthday are and all the exciting things he gets to do. I'm really looking for it too.

[cleo29]

I'm mad at myself for letting this weight not just stick around but increase a little. I just need to make the time and get to the gym and hook up with a trainer.

I am going to be in Philly next week (sat-fri) to visit my sister and help out with the kids while her nanny is on vacation. I know C will have a great time with her cousins, she can't wait to see them, but I always dread the impact of them not sleeping in their own rooms and beds.

Philly area nesties, if you want to meet up, let me know.

[Jalapeñomel]

Isn´t the rule now 3 years instead of every year at the OB/GYN?

I ate the entire bag of dried apricots, and I know I am going to regret it...bad.

[OHMBLEEGOHHHHH!]

Jul 3, 2012 12:34:35 GMT -5 evee said:

my mother was very forceful saying DS must have his 3rd birthday at Chucky Cheese this year, because it's what my dad has wanted all along.

I feel mean, but this is fucking HYSTERICAL to me.
Evee, go awaaaaaaaaaaaay, I have shit to doooooooo!

[nadasteph]

We went hiking on Sunday and saw a black bear just chilling about 20 feet off the path. Umm... holy shit. I was pretty nervous but we all just kept going like we didn't see him. It was just as we started the hike so very close to the parking lot still, and it was super busy since it was Canada day and beautiful out, so it was very unexpected.

[jssymom14]

I am leaving within an hour to travel 8 hours to see my lovely ILs until Sunday . It's our five yr anniversary this weekend and we have absolutely no plans this whole time but Friday night white sox game.
I hate that this is our "vacation" because of the sheer expense of traveling there and I am guessing fixing something while there like we do every time we go! Just once I want a vacation with no one but dh and I that has nothing to do with either of our families. It's time to start squirreling away some money to make this a reality.

[nadasteph]

Jul 3, 2012 12:36:11 GMT -5 Jalapeñomel said:

Isn´t the rule now 3 years instead of every year at the OB/GYN?

In Canada, if you get 3 normal pap smears in a row, you can start going every 3 years for that part. You still have to go for the physical.

[OHMBLEEGOHHHHH!]

STOP MAKING SHIT REAL, TAMB, OR I'LL TAKE MY APPROVAL BACK. STOP IT RIGHT NOW.

[sterl724]

I am spending most the afternoon working on stuff for the baby shower I'm throwing at the end of the month. I'm excited, but I'm ready for it to be over. I spent 2 hours this morning just going to a few stores pricing everything I think I need, so I can do it as cheap as possible.

Mom-to-be's sister is a huge bitch, hence why mom-to-be asked me to throw the shower. They aren't close at all, and never had been. Sister is very selfish and self-centered. Mom-to-be and I have been best friends for almost 15 years. Sister did the bridal shower/bachlorette party when mom to be got married, and the only reason it went over at all is because I made all the reservations and picked up all her pieces. She didn't even send invites until 2 weeks before. She is apparently pissed that mom-to-be asked me to do the baby shower, ever though mom-to-be told her it's because she doesn't think sister can handle it.

I really want it to be amazing - not just for my best friend, but because I have a really high need to rub it in sister's face what a "real" shower should be.

[Deleted]

I'm so glad to finally be regular post-surgery. You guys have no idea.

[Cricket0619]

Jul 3, 2012 12:32:59 GMT -5 sewf said:

Jul 3, 2012 12:23:50 GMT -5 Cricket0619 said:

I just made an appointment to go to the dentist and I have such bad anxiety over it. I am so tempted to cancel it, but I know I can't. I hate going to the dentist, I would rather go to the gyno over and over rather then the dentist.

DO IT! I just had a bunch of work done in the last six months because it had been so long since I had been. I feel SO much better about my teeth, my smile, and just my overall health.

I am so scared! I know I will feel better though. I want them to sedate me for everything.

[mamasaurus]

Jul 3, 2012 12:31:25 GMT -5 sewf said:

My bra is pissing me off. It's too tight. I think I need a new one already, but I know they'll just get bigger since I'm pregnant. Maybe I will just start wearing sports bras.

I'm really considering a nap already.

That's what I did, and bonus! I can still wear some of them.

[Deleted]

My MIL decided she wanted to come visit us in September. No biggie, but she wants to stay with us.

Not so much. Last time she was here (Thanksgiving), she slapped the back of my head (with no witnesses, of course) minutes before everyone arrived. Also she loves to be mean to me. Traffic is my fault.

Anyways, my H told her that although we'd love to see her, it's not a good time for her to stay with us. She has H's sister and H's dad to stay with (both offered). Now she's throwing an "I'm not coming because no one wants to see me" hissy fit.

I just can't.

[OHMBLEEGOHHHHH!]

[eb777888]

Jul 3, 2012 12:36:11 GMT -5 Jalapeñomel said:

Isn´t the rule now 3 years instead of every year at the OB/GYN?

My OB told me 2 years if you don't have HPV. When they wouldn't renew my anti-anxiety meds because I hadn't been in for over a year I called and told the nurse what that doctor told me. The nurse said I still had to come in for a breast exam and overall vag exam

[Deleted]

Jul 3, 2012 12:44:28 GMT -5 sameoldash said:

Jul 3, 2012 12:42:35 GMT -5 lightyear said:

Not so much. Last time she was here (Thanksgiving), she slapped the back of my head (with no witnesses, of course) minutes before everyone arrived. Also she loves to be mean to me. Traffic is my fault.


I just can't.

umm...whaaatt??

Yup. And forty dollars says she'll deny it ever happened. To the grave.

[sewf]

Jul 3, 2012 12:42:00 GMT -5 Cricket0619 said:

Jul 3, 2012 12:32:59 GMT -5 sewf said:

DO IT! I just had a bunch of work done in the last six months because it had been so long since I had been. I feel SO much better about my teeth, my smile, and just my overall health.

I am so scared! I know I will feel better though. I want them to sedate me for everything.

Novocain is amazing. Just tell them you are nervous. Dentists tend to understand that there is a lot of fear there. Just be up front about your expectations about your care, and if their view doesn't jive with that, find a new dentist.

ETA: I just have to say how excited that I was able to use "jive" in a sentence today!

[scotty]

Slapping the back of the head. Jokingly? Because anything else deserves payback.

[evee]

Jul 3, 2012 12:39:21 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

Evee, wasn't your dad abusive?

He wasn't abusive, he was depressed for about 25 years without any kind of help, medication, counseling etc....

He did finally get on anti depressants and was on them until he passed. Once he started the anti depressants he would constantly say these new days have been the best days of his life.

[flex]

I had too much sugary stuff yesterday and I gained 1-1/2 lbs. in water weight. I'm going to Jazzercise tonight so I'll sweat it all off, but I'm still miffed at myself about yesterday's carnage.

I'm contemplating taking a trip to Chicago in Oct. or Nov. Yay!

[sweetcaroline10]

I've been putting off telling my sister I am pregnant.

She is getting the results of her 2nd IVF today and my dreamland way of telling her was for her to get a positive beta and me just kinda slipping it in there "yay, we will be pregnant at the same time"

I am terrified that she won't get a positive test. For her obviously and then for me to have to be the asshole to tell her that I am.

When I thought of this grand scheme, it never even occured to me that it would be bad news. DH told me I should just tell her and I kept putting it off.

I feel like a dick. And an asshole.

***please be good news***