Post by lasagnasshole on Feb 21, 2014 17:46:57 GMT -5
Velociraptor got his nickname because of his ability to open every door in our apartment. Locking the door was the only way to guarantee he wouldn't interrupt you while taking a shit. Sometimes I'd be in the shower, and he'd just be there, staring at me.
If that isn't proof that cats and toddlers are basically the same, I don't know what is.
Either my dog is an idiot or my kids are Baby Einsteins, because DS1 and DS2's intellectual ability at age 2 far exceeded that of our dog. I really think my 10 mo is on a higher mental plane than the dog, but our dog is admittedly not very bright. He is also way more boring than the kids. We love him, though .
I'm just dropping in to say that I'd rather hang with any of the animal "kids" (canine, feline, avian, etc.) of people on this board than any of the children. I'm not sure after 25 pages whether that's flammable or not.
lol! this is why i dont get dog loving people who dislike kids. i always say my dog is like a toddler that never grows up. Toddlers are the most annoying version of children
I'm just amused that people still think talking about sex makes one dirty somehow.
It's not the talking about sex that bothers me. @wandering and @champagna to answer your question it's the constant talk about anal sex and farting in your lover's face and all the other gross shit that you guys think is funny. It's just not my scene, so I don't go over there. Hence, that's my flameworthy opinion.
Those of us who didn't get O-Chem are failing at LIFE. Feel sorry for my husband and children.
Since the initial O-Chem comment was made, I've stayed up each night hoping only Mr.Kirkette's and the other members of my medical family's genes are passed down to future generation. Heaven forbid the girls wind up with my completely pedestrian economics knowledge. It is of course a soft science, so not a science at all. How have I survived all these years? </3
I will say rbp 's comment about not being able to get by with formulas did enlighten me. I didn't get how people could do well in physics/gen chem and then not in o chem, because they felt the same to me - so I learned something <) . I wasn't referring at all to people who aren't on that type of track. I ended up in computer science, but maybe if I stuck with chemistry I would have failed P chem!
I'm just amused that people still think talking about sex makes one dirty somehow.Â
It's not the talking about sex that bothers me.  @wandering and @champagna to answer your question it's the constant talk about anal sex and farting in your lover's face and all the other gross shit that you guys think is funny.  It's just not my scene, so I don't go over there. Hence, that's my flameworthy opinion.
Wait...anal sex is gross??? I guess I've been doing life wrong.
But just because you don't like laying on the beach, doesn't mean a place doesn't have a distinct culture. Just because a place is known for its beaches doesn't mean it doesn't have other distinct cultural elements to it. Have you heard of Trinidad's Carnival? Definitely an event very specific to the culture!
Listen, I'm basically joking about the culture thing. Just like if I said I doubt Nebraska has any culture (let's see how many more people I can offend!). But the VAST majority of vacations have absolutely nothing to do with that. In fact, I have heard that people are actively discouraged from leaving resorts in Jamaica, and certainly not hanging out in downtown Kingston. And because the culture of the islands is NOT the main draw (the beaches and resorts are), and I'm not interested enough in working to find interesting cultural components in a climate I despise, I have 0 interest in going.
Except that you cared enough to know it all attempt to talk about prohibition. Again. It was odd. Just take the questions. It happens. ;p
I'm just dropping in to say that I'd rather hang with any of the animal "kids" (canine, feline, avian, etc.) of people on this board than any of the children. I'm not sure after 25 pages whether that's flammable or not.
How do you feel about horses?
You know what one of my favorite MM threads ever was? Years ago, like maybe 07 or 08, a poster came on MM with a help me budget post. Lots of cc debt, but what made it insane was not the debt to income ratio, but that they had a fucking zoo. Not just more dogs than a person could afford, but cats and birds and horses. There was land for the horses. With every post she made, it became more insane. I mean usually the budget critique resistance is "my H won't give up his truck" or "I don't want to pay someone to raise my kids" or "god wants me to tithe" but in this case it was that the horses that need were sucking up hundreds of dollars in monthly expenses.
You know what one of my favorite MM threads ever was? Years ago, like maybe 07 or 08, a poster came on MM with a help me budget post. Lots of cc debt, but what made it insane was not the debt to income ratio, but that they had a fucking zoo. Not just more dogs than a person could afford, but cats and birds and horses. There was land for the horses. With every post she made, it became more insane. I mean usually the budget critique resistance is "my H won't give up his truck" or "I don't want to pay someone to raise my kids" or "god wants me to tithe" but in this case it was that the horses that need were sucking up hundreds of dollars in monthly expenses.
I'd just like to tie in the memory lane thread and point out that between Lilly's "poopoo finger" and her avatar (for those of you fortunate enough to not remember, I'll remind you that it appeared to be a woman with feces smeared all over her face), I don't think we can claim to have the market cornered on "clean sex" chatter. Just saying.
I'll never forget the day I found out that it wasn't chocolate frosting.
Clearly you don't lurk over there very often. There are a lot of other posts to read that have nothing to do with those things; if you don't click on them, you don't have to, you know, read them.
Regardless, I'm glad you don't post there. So there is that.
Well the posts usually start out okay. Something benign like "had great sex last night!" so I click on it, planning to like it or say something like "that's awesome!" And the rest of the post is something like "just kidding, I farted in DH's face." So yup, I stopped clicking on them and then gave up on ML altogether. You have to admit you guys are really raunchy. That's not everyone's cup of tea.
Hi. I'm the farter. It happened here on MM in a randoms thread. It's not like I was like "OMG I should totes fart in my husband's face". It slipped out. I'm gassy, okay?
Just to gross you out even more, I crop dusted my office all day long today. I must need some Gas-X or something.
Thanks to this thread, it has occurred to me that I don't travel for culture, I travel for the outdoors. I didn't go to Alaska for the culture there, I went to kayak by a glacier. I didn't go Costa Rica for the culture, I went for volcanos and rain forests. And I go to the beach to relax. So all this crap about the culture of a place is just lost on me. I don't care. And that is ok by me.
I also got a c- in o chem, can't be bothered with 90% of infants/toddlers, and totally wish I was on a beach in Florida right now!
Well the posts usually start out okay. Something benign like "had great sex last night!" so I click on it, planning to like it or say something like "that's awesome!" And the rest of the post is something like "just kidding, I farted in DH's face." So yup, I stopped clicking on them and then gave up on ML altogether. You have to admit you guys are really raunchy. That's not everyone's cup of tea.
Hi. I'm the farter. It happened here on MM in a randoms thread. It's not like I was like "OMG I should totes fart in my husband's face". It slipped out. I'm gassy, okay?
Just to gross you out even more, I crop dusted my office all day long today. I must need some Gas-X or something.
LOL, I tagged you in here but deleted it because I felt mean.
I'm just dropping in to say that I'd rather hang with any of the animal "kids" (canine, feline, avian, etc.) of people on this board than any of the children. I'm not sure after 25 pages whether that's flammable or not.
How do you feel about horses?
Love 'em! Add equine to my list. That one is clearly flammable - you're right.
I'll speak for Y4M - it's Excellence Playa Mujeres. I've been there with DH twice, it's amaaaaaazing. Stay in one of the building's that's on the lazy river (!) and get a fresh drink with every lap.