Men in suits cause Christian laydeez to touch themselves

[lasagnasshole]

The real title wouldn't fit, so I paraphrased. 

When Suits Become A Stumbling Block: A Plea to My Brothers in Christ 

thesaltcollective.org/modesty-whensuitsbecomestumblingblock/

I'm too lazy to c&p the whole thing. Plus, you really should go to the link to see all the fine pictures of @soudesafinado's husband Idris Elba. The whole thing is hilarious, but here's an excerpt:

I want to be brutally honest about this struggle. As young-ish, heterosexual woman who is trying to keep her thoughts pure and her eyes on Jesus, I have to say…every day, EVERY DAY, is a battle.

Every time I pass a man in a well-tailored suit, I try to keep my eyes averted to avoid the evil, lustful thoughts that will surely creep into my head. Sometimes I’m successful. Other times…I’m in an office building and I find my senses assaulted by a sea of men in strutting around in well-tailored suits, smelling of cologne and after-shave and…….

[gazes out the window]

Don’t these men have any self respect? Do they even understand how their clothing affects me? I wonder what is going through men’s heads when they decide to dress this way. All I know is that when a man wears a nice suit with pants that are juuuust tight enough, I will notice.

[Vespasia]

Those photos are wonderful

[Cicero]

I love this so so much.

[lasagnasshole]

This should be mandatory reading for every Christian youth group leader.

[y4m]

The comments section is particularly awesome.

[lasagnasshole]

Jun 20, 2014 8:09:28 GMT -5 y4m said:

The comments section is particularly awesome.

I hadn't even looked at that. 

It appears you are a Christian woman; so am I. As your sister in Christ, satirizing the article I wrote offends me.

[2curlydogs]

Oh, holy shit. The account has been suspended??

ETA: I read this this morning. It was glorious. Maybe it just crashed?

[runaways]

Jun 20, 2014 8:20:22 GMT -5 2curlydogs said:

Oh, holy shit. The account has been suspended??

Just saw that, wtf. I didn't even get to read it.

[redheadbaker]

I tried to click on the link and it said this account has been suspended?

[Vespasia]

That's ridiculous that it was suspended.

Here's one of the highlights for your enjoyment:

[y4m]

The whole website appears to have that message.

[Vespasia]

I guess one blog post just isn't allowed to contain that much sexy.

[IIOY]

Men in suits = porn

[Deleted]

THE HELL?? I WANTED TO SEE THE HOT MENS!!

Look, Jesus wouldn't give me two hands that reach if he didn't want me to enjoy the equipment lol.

Maybe it's blasphemous or something but I don't see a damned thing wrong with my own sexual congress and I don't think God does either. Maybe he gets finicky about under what circumstances I share my bits but I don't think he cares that I use them for my personal enjoyment.

[ttt]

I love this so much. I hope somebody C&Ped it!!

[iammalcolmx]

Jun 20, 2014 8:25:18 GMT -5 Vespasia said:

That's ridiculous that it was suspended.

Here's one of the highlights for your enjoyment:

He is fine as hell.

[ttt]

[iammalcolmx]

CLIVE OWEN!! ::faints::

[lasagnasshole]

Jun 20, 2014 8:29:03 GMT -5 y4m said:

The whole website appears to have that message.

What a bummer! I wonder what the deal is. 

Anyway, I think you get the gist from the excerpt. 

I like that that one part even satirized the stereotype these "modesty" articles rely on, that men are visual and women are emotional with something to the effect of: "Women are emotional. We crave security, and what conveys security more than a man in a suit?" 

Just genius. 

[ttt]

Game of Thrones edition





ETA OMG HOW COULD I FORGET YOU

[lilibet]

Since show and tell has started. I can't find a pic but this guy (James Davison) looks damn good in a tux

[Bad Dingo]

A well tailored suit and nice shoes are so damn sexy.

[Deleted]

Look, Robb Stark might have been a fucking idiot but there ain't a damned thing wrong with Richard Madden in a suit.




And he's got some excellent hair.



Mother of all that is holy, someone has a fine men in suits Pinterest page.

David Gandy is so good looking it hurts. If they'd cast him as Christian Gray, I would move into the theater. I don't care how shitty the movie or books were.

[Deleted]

Oh did I forget the pinterest link?

I'll be in the makeup thread. Imma need all of the tips to catch one.



But not that one. I don't want IIOY to kill me.

This one will do.

[lilibet]

Racecar drivers clean up nicely

  

[lasagnasshole]

I love that we managed to turn this thread into fully-clothed porn.

[ttt]

@helenabonhamcarter for you

[Deleted]

Jun 20, 2014 9:17:01 GMT -5 ttt said:

@helenabonhamcarter for you

[Deleted]

Jun 20, 2014 9:16:22 GMT -5 lasagnasshole said:

I love that we managed to turn this thread into fully-clothed porn.

[pixy0stix]

I need a cold shower.