If you are bored (***Ranch*** dressing related)

[pixy0stix]

I CAN'T HELP MYSELF!

[pinkdutchtulips]

so glad I came back to check this thread LOL

[springs1]

Jul 18, 2014 22:30:48 GMT -5 @majorwife said:

Springs, did you have a family photo taken?

NO, but it's very SAD that you are doing this to INNOCENT people. How would you like someone to take a photo of you and your family, then put words on it like that, not even nice words, mean words? I bet if that were you, you'd think TWICE BEFORE doing something like this.  That's WHY I have NO PHOTOS on the internet, because of people like YOU that will do things to the photos making fun of those people. The answer is of course NO. I look hot compared to that woman. I am not even 100lbs even, so NO, I am NOWHERE NEAR that big.

[gpw]

I think springs is Monica Geller.  Photo evidence.  Even AC is shocked at the revelation.

[msmerymac]

I like the MORON and IDIOT exclamations tacked on to the rants. Reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite.

[ttt]

Jul 19, 2014 6:02:15 GMT -5 springs1 said:

Jul 18, 2014 22:30:48 GMT -5 @majorwife said:

Springs, did you have a family photo taken?

NO, but it's very SAD that you are doing this to INNOCENT people. How would you like someone to take a photo of you and your family, then put words on it like that, not even nice words, mean words? I bet if that were you, you'd think TWICE BEFORE doing something like this.  That's WHY I have NO PHOTOS on the internet, because of people like YOU that will do things to the photos making fun of those people. The answer is of course NO. I look hot compared to that woman. I am not even 100lbs even, so NO, I am NOWHERE NEAR that big.

LOL I love how you blast her for the mean caption and then immediately call the woman huge and ugly.

[NewOrleans]

Jul 18, 2014 22:47:23 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

**Edited out scary in the corner gif - my work here is done for the night**

Lol, was it Blair Witch Project?

[meshaliuknits]

Has springy made tl;dr Wikipedia yet?

Sent from my EVO

[Deleted]

Springs,

You are missing your true calling messing around on these websites, although you give me genuine amusement. You should take a page from Piper Kerman, write a book, then have it turned into a sure-to-be-acclaimed tv show. May I suggest a title? Fairness is the New Ranch?

[gpw]

Jul 19, 2014 9:30:50 GMT -5 NewOrleans said:

Jul 18, 2014 22:47:23 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

**Edited out scary in the corner gif - my work here is done for the night**

Lol, was it Blair Witch Project?

No.  It was a lady who was clearly in an old, creepy sanitarium.  Pixy gets a perverse pleasure in giving some of us nightmares!  

[Michelle]

Jul 18, 2014 22:07:26 GMT -5 springs1 said:

Jul 18, 2014 13:19:36 GMT -5 Michelle said:

You know what I love? She never, in her wildest imagination, considered that perhaps the staff that work there pitched in and covered the bill, with no help from Red Lobster Corporate at all. How would "fairness" factor in there?

Easy, that the servers should be paying for *EVERYONE'S MEAL* if they are going to pay ONE CENT even of ONE PARTY'S MEAL.  Are you that stupid?

Wait a minute. I only counted 2 uses of your name. If Candyman and Beetlejuice can wait for three mentions shouldn't you? If you don't follow the rules that the other creepy monsters follow it's ************************NOT FAIR!!!!*****************************

[lyssbobiss, Command, B613]

Which one of you is responsible for summoning this cow?

[emilyj]

WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR BRINGING HER HERE? CORNER. NOW.

And @majorwife, "Ranch dressing on everything!" are MEAN WORDS! MEAN!!!

[furby]

Sod the ranch, I want to see Pixy's scary gif...

[pixy0stix]

Back by popular demand!

[Kattey]

Jul 19, 2014 15:23:50 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Back by popular demand!

That wasn't nearly as terrifying as I expected. But it'll still probably pop back into my mind as I lay down to sleep tonight. Thankfully there aren't any empty corners in my bedroom.

[Deleted]

Holy crap, I have seen Springs post her crazy on another board I read. I had no idea she was semi famous on the internet. This is awesome!

[heyjude]

I don't really follow springs. It feels like poking a wounded wild animal.

But what are the thoughts on her?

Fake?

Real?

Is she one of us in e-drag?

[furby]

Someone should start a scary gif thread.

Also, springs = troll who took it too far and never knew when to stop. The line between reality and troll is long gone.

[crazycakes]

Jul 18, 2014 11:03:28 GMT -5 pinkdutchtulips said:

I scanned the comments .. oh.my.god !!

crazycakes for lyfe y'all !!!

Preesh the shout out.

[gpw]

GODDAMMIT pixy0stix!!!! That is going to be TWO nights in a row now.

[andrealynn]

Last night I had fried pickles with ranch. Delish. Had some tonight, too.

[wawa]

Jul 19, 2014 22:41:53 GMT -5 andrealynn said:

Last night I had fried pickles with ranch. Delish. Had some tonight, too.

But did you pay for it? Or cut in line buying them?

So...what do you suppose springy's views are on things like comped dinners at casinos?

What about people who send a kid to hold a place in line at the grocery store while they finish the last aisle?

[Michelle]

Jul 20, 2014 9:12:01 GMT -5 wawa said:

Jul 19, 2014 22:41:53 GMT -5 andrealynn said:

Last night I had fried pickles with ranch. Delish. Had some tonight, too.

But did you pay for it? Or cut in line buying them?

So...what do you suppose springy's views are on things like comped dinners at casinos?

What about people who send a kid to hold a place in line at the grocery store while they finish the last aisle?

NOT FAIR

[springs1]

Jul 20, 2014 9:12:01 GMT -5 wawa said:

Jul 19, 2014 22:41:53 GMT -5 andrealynn said:

Last night I had fried pickles with ranch. Delish. Had some tonight, too.

But did you pay for it? Or cut in line buying them?

So...what do you suppose springy's views are on things like comped dinners at casinos?

What about people who send a kid to hold a place in line at the grocery store while they finish the last aisle?

It's fair at casinos because EVERYONE gets it as to how much you play as well as when you are a first time customer. You aren't really getting it free if you lose at gambling.

If a kid holds a place in line, that's fair since someone is actually in line.

I am not sure why you would think I would think these things wouldn't be fair? I have gotten comps at casinos myself. We just recently went to hard rock casino got 2 free buffets for just signing up, which so does EVERYONE get either I believe it was a t-shirt or a free buffet, but it's your choice, per person that signs up.  You get freebies as to how much you play, so if you play and win, then yeah it's free, but honestly most of the time if you put your winnings back in and then lose it, it's not truly free, you are just giving it back to the casino. Now if you let's say for example go to a slot machine, bet the max, pull the lever win 2,000 for example and never play anything else or even play $1,999 and lost it all, you still win something from it($1.00).  The thing is, if you only play one slot pull, you won't get the freebies you would get if you play more, so yeah, it's fair. Gambling knowingly is luck of the draw.  So when you go to a casino, you know what you are getting into.

Things that aren't fair are things like kids meals when adults order them that for example, Outback charged more for the *SAME AMOUNT OF FOOD* for my mom that got the child's chicken tenders(she can't tolerate spicy food very well so that's why she ordered that), but she was charged more because she was an adult.  The thing is, if you order it to-go for a child, I am pretty sure you'd get charged the child's portion. THAT is unfair BS!  What if the person ordering isn't ordering for a child?  I think it's overcharging the customer if you charge someone more than the price on the menu REGARDLESS of age.  I think it's wrong. I feel if they had it on the menu listed "Child chicken tenders $5.99"  "Adult chicken tenders(same amount as the child) $7.99" at least it would be listed on the menu, but it still wouldn't be totally fair since you wouldn't get the more for your money paying a higher price.  To me that's theft by charging someone more.  If someone wants a small portion of food, why can't they order a small item and get charged the amount it truly is for EVERYONE?

Because I was always so short and look young for my age, I was able even at 13 or 14yrs old get the child's meal.  The reason, my mom didn't want me to waste money since I wasn't going to eat an adult sized meal, I just wasn't.  I was never an overweight child or even near that, so I didn't need to order an adult meal. At least at that age, you can kind of hide your age since nobody has an ID that young, well at least when I was growing up anyways. 

Other things that are unfair are senior citizen discounts and military discounts.  Also, police officer discounts as well.  Everyone should have to pay no matter what age or profession. If I ran a restaurant, I wouldn't discriminate as restaurants do like that. I would charge EVERY SINGLE PERSON REGARDLESS of what profession or age or if they fought for our country.  Why should they get a discount, but not everyone else? I mean doctors save lives and do have jobs that you can risk your life touching all of those people's blood, needles, etc. just as police officers are, but doctors don't get discounts. 

Do you understand what I am saying? Pricing should be EVEN for ALL REGARDLESS of anything(except for restaurant problems that are SOLELY CAUSED by the restaurant employees themselves).

[curbsideprophet]

So what are your thoughts on coupons? Are they FAIR?

[pixy0stix]

I'm loling that the Outback has spicy food. Methinks the apple didn't fall far from the tree there.

[andrealynn]

I know it is bad to feed trolls since they will become domesticated and shit, but sometimes it is SO HARD.

[NewOrleans]

It seems that as long as Springsy can have it, it's fair. If she can't have it, NOT FAIR.

[josieposy]

Are we really to believe that you won't take the senior discount at Denny's when you reach the appropriate age? Shit that's one of the things I'm looking forward to when I become part of the oldz!