I read the $200 hand job and filed it into the "lmfao, never happened" in the 2.5 blow jobs per day folder. (I am not saying I think it was studytime, just that it reminded me of that comment.)
Lol! I forget the name of the movie, but it's the guy from hangover/the office and he's outside the hotel room where his wife is in there with another man and he says to his friend "omg I can't even take it, I bet she's in there giving him a handjob" and his friend goes "well, since we aren't in high school I seriously doubt she's giving a hand job"
Let's be real, no ones paying $200 for a handjob. I mean, I'm assuming these guys have at least one "free" hand at all times, so.
Okay, I didn't read the post secret where this $200/handjob was revealed, but did the person explain why they were LITERALLY whoring themselves out?
Family vacations.
Well. That's some good, wholesome fun.
"Kids, we get to go to Epcot AND the Magic Kingdom because mom had an especially good couple weeks outside the Super 8. I know you're tired of carrying your souvenirs, just hand them to Mom. Her forearms are REALLY muscular."
Lol! I forget the name of the movie, but it's the guy from hangover/the office and he's outside the hotel room where his wife is in there with another man and he says to his friend "omg I can't even take it, I bet she's in there giving him a handjob" and his friend goes "well, since we aren't in high school I seriously doubt she's giving a hand job"
Two of my coworkers (both in their 40s at the time) happened to go on a few online dates with each other a few years ago (only one of them worked at the firm at the time -- later they ended up becoming coworkers). The guy was stupid enough to confess this to one of our coworkers, and he revealed that he ended up getting a handjob from his date (now coworker). Which of course got spread around the firm. We now call the woman "Fists of Fury."
BUT REALLY, WHAT 40-SOMETHING YEAR OLD IS GIVING HANDJOBS TO PEOPLE???
Wait, because I'm not in HS, I'm supposed to *never* give a hand job? Not even just to shake things up for fun? For reminiscing sake? Or when I'm on my period?
Clarification: I have never charged Mr. Wambam for a hand job. But I've given them post-HS.
Lol! I forget the name of the movie, but it's the guy from hangover/the office and he's outside the hotel room where his wife is in there with another man and he says to his friend "omg I can't even take it, I bet she's in there giving him a handjob" and his friend goes "well, since we aren't in high school I seriously doubt she's giving a hand job"
Two of my coworkers (both in their 40s at the time) happened to go on a few online dates with each other a few years ago (only one of them worked at the firm at the time -- later they ended up becoming coworkers). The guy was stupid enough to confess this to one of our coworkers, and he revealed that he ended up getting a handjob from his date (now coworker). Which of course got spread around the firm. We now call the woman "Fists of Fury."
BUT REALLY, WHAT 40-SOMETHING YEAR OLD IS GIVING HANDJOBS TO PEOPLE???
I don't understand why guys WANT a handjob. They've been doing it their whole life, surely they're better than I ever could be. I mean, I get it for a little bit, but start to finish? Do it your damn self.
Two of my coworkers (both in their 40s at the time) happened to go on a few online dates with each other a few years ago (only one of them worked at the firm at the time -- later they ended up becoming coworkers). The guy was stupid enough to confess this to one of our coworkers, and he revealed that he ended up getting a handjob from his date (now coworker). Which of course got spread around the firm. We now call the woman "Fists of Fury."
BUT REALLY, WHAT 40-SOMETHING YEAR OLD IS GIVING HANDJOBS TO PEOPLE???
you should be ashamed of yourself
Ditto. That's gross. She's tagged as fists of fury and he's just some guy who can't keep his mouth shut?
Wait, because I'm not in HS, I'm supposed to *never* give a hand job? Not even just to shake things up for fun? For reminiscing sake? Or when I'm on my period?
Clarification: I have never charged Mr. Wambam for a hand job. But I've given them post-HS.
Correct. You get down there and give him a blowjob like the grown ass woman you are.
Lol, if somebody is getting any action while I'm on my period, he will get what he gets.
Wait, because I'm not in HS, I'm supposed to *never* give a hand job? Not even just to shake things up for fun? For reminiscing sake? Or when I'm on my period?
Handjobs for nostalgia. Interesting.
Dude. We dated in HS. Many HJs were given. It's kind of fun to remember those times occasionally.
The shaming around supposedly "juvenile" handjobs that shows up now and again on here always, always amuses me. I remember years ago when someone (Immm? Lovedan?) was like "omigah, handjobs are SO elementary school!! Ew!" and an hour or so of mirth ensued.
You want to go all out with sex furniture, a unicorn, and an assortment of cockrings or you want to have a quick handjob in the back of a Buick, I don't care. Whatever floats your boat, man.
Wait, because I'm not in HS, I'm supposed to *never* give a hand job? Not even just to shake things up for fun? For reminiscing sake? Or when I'm on my period?
Clarification: I have never charged Mr. Wambam for a hand job. But I've given them post-HS.
Wait, because I'm not in HS, I'm supposed to *never* give a hand job? Not even just to shake things up for fun? For reminiscing sake? Or when I'm on my period?
Handjobs for nostalgia. Interesting.
I am not at all nostalgic about handjobs. The grip was always just...not clear to me. A blowjob gets the job done quicker, albeit a literal pain in the neck.
The shaming around supposedly "juvenile" handjobs that shows up now and again on here always, always amuses me. I remember years ago when someone (Immm? Lovedan?) was like "omigah, handjobs are SO elementary school!! Ew!" and an hour or so of mirth ensued.
You want to go all out with sex furniture, a unicorn, and an assortment of cockrings or you want to have a quick handjob in the back of a Buick, I don't care. Whatever floats your boat, man.
MANY HJs were given in the back of this beaut - which my BIL drove until about a year ago lol:
Here, let me script your backpedal for you since lately this is my new skill:
"No no, I just meant "we" like, as in, other people I work with do it. Not like, me, personally. I'd never say such a thing."
No backpedal. We obviously don't call her that to her face, but yes, that is her nickname among those who have been told the story.
It is a law firm, and if I've learned anything from my 10 years ( ) at law firms, it is that expect us to behave like anything other than gossipy high school sophomores is unrealistic.
Here, let me script your backpedal for you since lately this is my new skill:
"No no, I just meant "we" like, as in, other people I work with do it. Not like, me, personally. I'd never say such a thing."
No backpedal. We obviously don't call her that to her face, but yes, that is her nickname among those who have been told the story.
It is a law firm, and if I've learned anything from my 10 years ( ) at law firms, it is that expect us to behave like anything other than gossipy high school sophomores is unrealistic.
Oh yeah cause telling her to her face would be soooo much worse than talking about her behind her back.
Post by cinnamoncox on Sept 11, 2014 10:07:44 GMT -5
Oh, I assumed the woman in V's story got that moniker prior to working there? So she was not a coworker at the time?
Either way , no I'm not giving handjobs at 35. I mean, I suppose if dh asked for one I would, but he typically prefers full sex, he is in his 40's, maybe that's why Not because it's shameful or juvenile, but because we do other married stuff. I don't find it shameful to be giving hand jobs, per se. I think it came up because no way is someone paying $200 for a handjob and the discussion went from there.
Eta: ok nevermind, I saw the update and she is still referred to as this. :/ I'm pretty sure that isn't the only place these antics go on, not that it makes it ok.