Here, let me script your backpedal for you since lately this is my new skill:
"No no, I just meant "we" like, as in, other people I work with do it. Not like, me, personally. I'd never say such a thing."
No backpedal. We obviously don't call her that to her face, but yes, that is her nickname among those who have been told the story.
It is a law firm, and if I've learned anything from my 10 years ( ) at law firms, it is that expect us to behave like anything other than gossipy high school sophomores is unrealistic.
whatever you want to tell yourself, dude. but I think you're a shitpig.
also, i wish we knew who she was giving HJs to. like, does she find people on CL? i sometimes read CL for my own amusement and there are a lot of potential customers!
I want to know if this is a Ciient List type of situation. Like, if there's an hour of massage beforehand and then a happy ending, that price is much more in line with market prices than if this is like a 10 minute thing.
HJs are boring anyway. i never know what to do with my mind or the rest of my body. it's like folding laundry only with folding i can zone out.
Soduku or a crossword?
You could try looking longingly into his eyes, but that's good for about 2 mins max before it is so awkward that you don't want to talk for a week. LOL
Here, let me script your backpedal for you since lately this is my new skill:
"No no, I just meant "we" like, as in, other people I work with do it. Not like, me, personally. I'd never say such a thing."
No backpedal. We obviously don't call her that to her face, but yes, that is her nickname among those who have been told the story.
It is a law firm, and if I've learned anything from my 10 years ( ) at law firms, it is that expect us to behave like anything other than gossipy high school sophomores is unrealistic.
I am also at a law firm. And while you may think this unrealistic and prudish, if I heard my colleagues referring to someone as "fists of fury" because she gave a fellow colleague AND WILLING PARTICIPANT a handjob, it would be the last fucking time anyone ever said it around me.
I gave a handy the other day. Not ashamed. I'm a lady, and a MOTHER, and I'm not going down on my H in traffic. (I was dropping him off at the airport, it was a last chance handy)
I was about to say, my H loves getting handys sometimes BECAUSE it's a fun throwback to the good old days but it's not his hand LOL
I didn't realize handjobs were worthy of mockery *-)
When it comes to anything I confess here about my sex life, it's completely worthy.
I gave a handy the other day. Not ashamed. I'm a lady, and a MOTHER, and I'm not going down on my H in traffic. (I was dropping him off at the airport, it was a last chance handy)
I was about to say, my H loves getting handys sometimes BECAUSE it's a fun throwback to the good old days but it's not his hand LOL
I didn't realize handjobs were worthy of mockery *-)
I don't think they are. Simple, yet effective, can be done on the sly.
HOWEVER, the claim that you are making money hand over fist for family vacations is a little bit in that "fair game" territory. If only because of the grandiose claim that most likely isn't true.
The shaming around supposedly "juvenile" handjobs that shows up now and again on here always, always amuses me. I remember years ago when someone (Immm? Lovedan?) was like "omigah, handjobs are SO elementary school!! Ew!" and an hour or so of mirth ensued.
You want to go all out with sex furniture, a unicorn, and an assortment of cockrings or you want to have a quick handjob in the back of a Buick, I don't care. Whatever floats your boat, man.
I draw the line at a Buick. Gross.
I'd take a Buick over the tiny assed backseats I utilized in my HS days. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get freaky in the back of a Geo Metro? Ugh.
I gave a handy the other day. Not ashamed. I'm a lady, and a MOTHER, and I'm not going down on my H in traffic. (I was dropping him off at the airport, it was a last chance handy)
Ok, now, this intrigues me because, ok, so...where did it GO? Did he get on the plane with jizzy pants? Did you have a Kleenex ready?
I was going to add to my last post that the exception would be if you were at a table and couldn't get down there for the BJ.
I was about to say, my H loves getting handys sometimes BECAUSE it's a fun throwback to the good old days but it's not his hand LOL
I didn't realize handjobs were worthy of mockery *-)
I don't think they are. Simple, yet effective, can be done on the sly.
HOWEVER, the claim that you are making money hand over fist for family vacations is a little bit in that "fair game" territory. If only because of the grandiose claim that most likely isn't true.
Here, let me script your backpedal for you since lately this is my new skill:
"No no, I just meant "we" like, as in, other people I work with do it. Not like, me, personally. I'd never say such a thing."
No backpedal. We obviously don't call her that to her face, but yes, that is her nickname among those who have been told the story.
It is a law firm, and if I've learned anything from my 10 years ( ) at law firms, it is that expect us to behave like anything other than gossipy high school sophomores is unrealistic.
Wait, because I'm not in HS, I'm supposed to *never* give a hand job? Not even just to shake things up for fun? For reminiscing sake? Or when I'm on my period?
Clarification: I have never charged Mr. Wambam for a hand job. But I've given them post-HS.
But you and your H don't masturbate at all, right? So in this case, I can see that getting a handy from his wife is actually indeed an exciting novelty.
(I'm not hj shaming! I like to play in all ways!)
*shrug* I guess. I just don't see what the big deal is. I enjoy many different types of sex acts, including HJs.
Post by sparkythelawyer on Sept 11, 2014 10:34:34 GMT -5
I have no problems with handys. I will be DH's hand job giver anytime. Why? Because BJ's bore the fuck out of me. It smells like a days worth of sweat trapped in ball hair, and all I get out of it is playing some weird game of "Near.....Far...." with his balls. No thank you very much.
Post by cinnamoncox on Sept 11, 2014 10:36:04 GMT -5
wambam I hope you don't think I was mocking you at all. I was guffawing at the idea of someone making $200 from a handjob. That is all. They're not worth $200. Lol
I didn't see you post until after I did. I wouldn't want you to think I mocked you because I was only speaking to the (fake) post on the secrets thing.
I have no problems with handys. I will be DH's hand job giver anytime. Why? Because BJ's bore the fuck out of me. It smells like a days worth of sweat trapped in ball hair, and all I get out of it is playing some weird game of "Near.....Far...." with his balls. No thank you very much.
I was looking for an "I'm sorry your husband has such stinky junk" gif, but no luck so far. I'll keep trying though.
Kevin, I think its just we don't do enough "fresh out of the shower" action :-). But I appreciate your efforts on my behalf!
I have no problems with handys. I will be DH's hand job giver anytime. Why? Because BJ's bore the fuck out of me. It smells like a days worth of sweat trapped in ball hair, and all I get out of it is playing some weird game of "Near.....Far...." with his balls. No thank you very much.
I was looking for an "I'm sorry your husband has such stinky junk" gif, but no luck so far. I'll keep trying though.
I'd take a Buick over the tiny assed backseats I utilized in my HS days. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get freaky in the back of a Geo Metro? Ugh.
You were doing it wrong. In a small car you need to push the passenger seat all the way back and go at it there. Ummmm I mean yeah small backseats.
I have give handys in recent memory. Not often but they serve a purpose. It isn't my first choice but it is the easiest way to get DH off when I am not in the mood for sex or BJs. Also, in my late 20s I am a lot more scared of dying on a dick in a car than I was in my carefree early 20s so I don't do road head anymore when the car is moving. I AM A LADY (and what would people tell my son if that is how I went)!
I know I'm OVERINVESTED here, but lawyers have a bad enough reputation as it is and now there's this THING out there on here that in biglaw it's totes mcgotes cool to SLUTSHAME OUR COLLEAGUES and people just have to be like "ew" and get out.
There are things I'm not happy about w/r/t my job, but it has everything to do with business and me being generally dramatic and NOTHING to do with me being grossed out and assaulted on the regular by verbal shitpig (TM MWOS) behavior.
Have I heard things that run close to the line? YES. Have I on occasion heard things that are over the line? YES. Do I regularly hear things that degrade colleagues/clients/the world at large in such base ways? NO.
So if you know a lawyer, use lawyers, hang out with lawyers, or cross the street to the other side when you see them walking in your neighborhood, rest assured we aren't all giggling like 13 year old assholes who should know better about the sexual exploits of people we know.
I'd take a Buick over the tiny assed backseats I utilized in my HS days. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get freaky in the back of a Geo Metro? Ugh.
You were doing it wrong. In a small car you need to push the passenger seat all the way back and go at it there. Ummmm I mean yeah small backseats.
I have give handys in recent memory. Not often but they serve a purpose. It isn't my first choice but it is the easiest way to get DH off when I am not in the mood for sex or BJs. Also, in my late 20s I am a lot more scared of dying on a dick in a car than I was in my carefree early 20s so I don't do road head anymore when the car is moving. I AM A LADY (and what would people tell my son if that is how I went)!
See, if only I'd gone to HS with you. I would have been so much smarter at this :-)
Here, let me script your backpedal for you since lately this is my new skill:
"No no, I just meant "we" like, as in, other people I work with do it. Not like, me, personally. I'd never say such a thing."
No backpedal. We obviously don't call her that to her face, but yes, that is her nickname among those who have been told the story.
It is a law firm, and if I've learned anything from my 10 years ( ) at law firms, it is that expect us to behave like anything other than gossipy high school sophomores is unrealistic.
Here, let me script your backpedal for you since lately this is my new skill:
"No no, I just meant "we" like, as in, other people I work with do it. Not like, me, personally. I'd never say such a thing."
No backpedal. We obviously don't call her that to her face, but yes, that is her nickname among those who have been told the story.
It is a law firm, and if I've learned anything from my 10 years ( ) at law firms, it is that expect us to behave like anything other than gossipy high school sophomores is unrealistic.
Listen, I have also been an attorney for almost 10 years and all of the juvenile, sexist jokes I typically have heard over the course of my career have come from male (usually older) attorneys so when I hear that kind of bullshit, I don't condone it or want to be a part of it. But that 's just me, given what I have seen as a younger, female attorney in this profession.