Whenever I read thejen I think "the Chad" and "the Chad was great" from Charlie's Angels.
Aside: Our neighbor's 30 year old son lives at home with them. His employment status is questionable at best. His name is Chad.
We lived here for over a year before we even saw him outside, ever, and it's mostly been when he's mowing the lawn, shirtless, at 10 a.m. on a Wednesday on a riding lawn mower when it's 65 degrees outside.
Gracos have so many cup holders!!! They are kind of amazing.
For the wine, yes?
Lol!!!
Actually, there's nothing I love to drink more than a fountain Coke. When I had DD1 I would push her in the snap n go at the mall when she was itty bitty. I love Annie's pretzels. So I'd get the pretzel sticks that come in a paper cup, and a huge coke. It was glorious. Two perfect cup holders for me and a nice big tray to set the faux nacho cheese.
Although, there's a local theater that serves beer and does $2 mommy movies. I met up with a group of moms and got a burger and a beer, and put the beer in the cup holder. As I was walking into the theater, there was a little bump where the hardwood floor turned into carpet. I hit the bump wrong and spilled beer all over the canopy on the stroller. At least it didnt spill on the baby! Mom of the year!
Actually, there's nothing I love to drink more than a fountain Coke. When I had DD1 I would push her in the snap n go at the mall when she was itty bitty. I love Annie's pretzels. So I'd get the pretzel sticks that come in a paper cup, and a huge coke. It was glorious. Two perfect cup holders for me and a nice big tray to set the faux nacho cheese.
Although, there's a local theater that serves beer and does $2 mommy movies. I met up with a group of moms and got a burger and a beer, and put the beer in the cup holder. As I was walking into the theater, there was a little bump where the hardwood floor turned into carpet. I hit the bump wrong and spilled beer all over the canopy on the stroller. At least it didnt spill on the baby! Mom of the year!
But did the beer spilling make the stroller squeaky?
DH and I were debating which was worse... Showing up at the local Babywearing group with an infant bucket seat or a Bjorne. DS fell asleep in the car so we left him in the seat. No clue if anyone judged us for it or not.
I'm just honest. And judgy. And a bitch. It's my downfall.
Is that all? Don't drink my wine You don't give me any money to help out, but wait! We are taking the inlaws to Hawaii! Ersumshit like that
I was having a bad day, missing my Mom, and stressed about selling our old house and buying a new house. It was a hard time for me. Am I perfect, no. Do I probably over share on the board, yes.
If you do, then I'll probably have to leave for keeping the cupholder of my kid's carseat filled with cheerios to keep him happy in the car.
I thought I was such a genius for doing this the other day. He was do happy! But then? I had crushed Cheerios all over the damn car seat.
My problem is that AJ will enthusiastically grab a handful and try to shove them in his mouth...and get maybe 25% of them in there. The rest end up in his lap and the seat. So I grab as many as I can and put them back in the cupholder when he gets in the car again. We call them seat treats.
I thought I was such a genius for doing this the other day. He was do happy! But then? I had crushed Cheerios all over the damn car seat.
My problem is that AJ will enthusiastically grab a handful and try to shove them in his mouth...and get maybe 25% of them in there. The rest end up in his lap and the seat. So I grab as many as I can and put them back in the cupholder when he gets in the car again. We call them seat treats.
Doesn't everyone eat goldfish this way? Or is that just me on ambien?
Mr. Kirkette loves his Bjorn. Someone would have to pry it out of his cold, dead, hands. So, can I at least be President of the Proletariat or a Sassy Serf?
My problem is that AJ will enthusiastically grab a handful and try to shove them in his mouth...and get maybe 25% of them in there. The rest end up in his lap and the seat. So I grab as many as I can and put them back in the cupholder when he gets in the car again. We call them seat treats.
I have banned food in the car. I'm clearly more uptight than I let on. C can't eat anything without simultaneously sticking her entire fist in her mouth, so eating is... slimy.
Consider yourself lucky. I'm going to be finding cheerios in my car when AJ's in college.