My boss just came in here and I was actually laughing so hard I was crying. He kind of just backed out of the room slowly.
My entire office came over to see why I was laughing. One person thought I was crying because of the boat thing ( I told them all). Oh how wrong he was. LOL.
So really the bottom line is that you would have preferred he take the boat out secretly during the day, rather than wave at you with flowers and balloons that he couldn't actually hand to you.
I think you need to get over it.
I am.
No, I prefer he only go boating two times a week. Which is 104 times a year. He will live.
I am still laughing. You should get all dolled up tonight, stroll past him a few times letting him see your boobs, and then go get in your flannels and put some face cream on.
This. And to continue the Forrest Gump theme, give him a box of half-eaten chocolates, like a bite off each.
No, you do the old "I'm going to poke my finger in the bottom to see if it's a filling I like" trick with all of the pieces and then put them back.
I am still laughing. You should get all dolled up tonight, stroll past him a few times letting him see your boobs, and then go get in your flannels and put some face cream on.
OMG! This among other things are causing me to laugh so hard that real tears are spilling out. And I'm at work...
So really the bottom line is that you would have preferred he take the boat out secretly during the day, rather than wave at you with flowers and balloons that he couldn't actually hand to you.
I think you need to get over it.
I am.
No, I prefer he only go boating two times a week. Which is 104 times a year. He will live.
Ok but, why? If he's boating while you're at work, is he supposed to be doing something else?
I know you are just miffed and you're not actually angry about the balloons/flowers. I just dont understand the backstory about why you dont want him to boat more than 2x/week.
No, I prefer he only go boating two times a week. Which is 104 times a year. He will live.
Ok but, why? If he's boating while you're at work, is he supposed to be doing something else?
I know you are just miffed and you're not actually angry about the balloons/flowers. I just dont understand the backstory about why you dont want him to boat more than 2x/week.
No, I prefer he only go boating two times a week. Which is 104 times a year. He will live.
Ok but, why? If he's boating while you're at work, is he supposed to be doing something else?
I know you are just miffed and you're not actually angry about the balloons/flowers. I just dont understand the backstory about why you dont want him to boat more than 2x/week.
He is self employed. If he isn't working now he will have to make it up this weekend. You know, during the time I am not working and we could ALL BE BOATING.