I don't know if me being upset is justified.

[knx9211]

Oh my god I have never been more glad to be working late. Thank goodness everyone else is already gone because I have been making horrific noises trying to hold in my laughter.

[youhadmycuriosity]

You guys. My chest is in physical pain from trying not to audibly laugh at my desk. PHYSICAL PAIN. One of you needs to drive by my office dangling Tylenol out the window.

[fezzik]

Lol, reading all 7 pages was completely worth it. The Gump gif is so perfectly hilarious.

[pagas]

That is so amazing. A monkey balloon? I die.

[Deleted]

The only other thing that has made me laugh this hard is the goose story and now I can't quit laughing thinking of it

[hopecounts]

Feb 13, 2015 16:24:14 GMT -5 @lazerus24 said:

Feb 13, 2015 16:16:20 GMT -5 EmilieMadison said:

Ok but, why? If he's boating while you're at work, is he supposed to be doing something else? 

I know you are just miffed and you're not actually angry about the balloons/flowers. I just dont understand the backstory about why you dont want him to boat more than 2x/week. 

He is self employed. If he isn't working now he will have to make it up this weekend. You know, during the time I am not working and we could ALL BE BOATING. 

THIS is a legit complaint. 

[circa1978]

There is, in fact, a flow chart for this: www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/09/will-you-be-disappointed-on-valentines-day-flowchart_n_6647236.html

ETA: The possibility of a monkey balloon and boat drive by is not covered, even if the chart still predicted your status. You should probably contact the Huff Post, because I think they might want to update it. 

[killercupcake]

This is why I could never quit ML.

Bravo Laz.

[underwaterrhymes]

Feb 13, 2015 15:51:12 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

I am still laughing. You should get all dolled up tonight, stroll past him a few times letting him see your boobs, and then go get in your flannels and put some face cream on.

OMG. This thread got laugh out loud funny with Forrest Gump and downright piss myself hysterical right here.

[noodle]

This whole thread is the best Valentines gift. I laugh/cried the whole train ride home. And when it couldn't get better than Boating by and Gumping It, there was a monkey balloon.

Thank you Mr Laz for giving a gift to all of us!

[olegregg]

It is a Friday the 13th Valentine's present, after all. Lol,  (heart)

[sandyapples]

Bravo ML!

[05heel]

I was done when he had to return to the dock with the balloons like a chump.

[FastHands]

Ahem. RexManningDay, I think we've earned more of the book!

[missanne]

I just came back in this thread to watch the Forrest GIF. Made my night.

[speckledfrog]

Feb 13, 2015 22:54:08 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

Aww, the monkey is cute!

I'm glad you're in here, because I need to tell you again how effing hilarious that Gump gif was.  Just perfection.

[orangeglow]

I saw this post earlier and had to check out since the boy spit up then pooped on me. Then I spilled my wine. Finally catching up and wanted to thank everyone for making my crappy day end on such a high note!! Lol. This thread was the best!!

[nahoku]

I love you guys. Not as much as I love the Forrest gif in the context of this thread though.

[everyjuan]

LOL

Ohhhh I am so sad that I waited so long to come back into this thread. I can't stop crying.

[isabel]

Feb 13, 2015 16:23:07 GMT -5 @lazerus24 said:

YALL. I JUST TALKED TO H.


He said "do you have any idea how embarrassing it was to show back up and have the dock hands see me still with the balloons?"



I told him that I will laugh at him about this for the rest of our lives.

I was enjoying this thread, but for some reason, this is the post that is making me laugh-cry. I'm just envisioning Mr. Laz showing back up with the balloons and all the dock hands being like, "poor guy," and shaking their heads.

[05heel]

What kind of boat was it? Has this been covered? I'm picturing some smooth Crockett and Tubbs speedboat maneuver in my head. I bet he was too.

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[gretchenindisguise]

Feb 13, 2015 16:41:02 GMT -5 Jennyanydots said:

PSA:

Do not read this thread while breast feeding. I sit down to nurse and open what I think will be a juicy 5-pager - perfect for a nursing session! Instead, I keep laughing hysterically while my baby repeatedly pops off my boob and gives me a look that says, "what the hell is your problem, crazy lady?"

I didn't read this warning until it was too late.

[killercupcake]

Feb 14, 2015 0:03:32 GMT -5 mofongo said:

This gif makes me so sad! Poor little guy. Lol

[katie4253]

This post made waking up at 3:30 and not being able to go back to sleep worth it. I woke up H because I was laughing so hard.

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Feb 14, 2015 0:09:32 GMT -5 05heel said:

What kind of boat was it? Has this been covered? I'm picturing some smooth Crockett and Tubbs speedboat maneuver in my head. I bet he was too.

He had them under the seat but tied them to the Bimini top when he pulled up.

LOLOLOL.

[compassrose]

This thread is the best possible start to my day.
HAPPY VALENTINE'S, ML!

[05heel]

Feb 14, 2015 7:58:12 GMT -5 @lazerus24 said:

Feb 14, 2015 0:09:32 GMT -5 05heel said:

What kind of boat was it? Has this been covered? I'm picturing some smooth Crockett and Tubbs speedboat maneuver in my head. I bet he was too.

He had them under the seat but tied them to the Bimini top when he pulled up.

LOLOLOL.

Lol! So were they tied to the top when he made his angry retreat? His boat of shame? This is killing me. And I know he was PISSED when he lost some. Lol forever.