Yeah as a non-parent I can think of several scenarios where bodily fluids get on you as a parent! Isn't that part of the job? I was surprised that people were wondering how it happened lol.
The questioning was more about how the kid got her poop on her own face.
Ha, that's what I meant. Kids are sneaky and flexible as fuck, I'm honestly not surprised!
Autumn, I'm actually really pissed about this. I like you, but holy motherfuck do you go too far pretty much ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
Why are you mocking her for a goddamn pedicure? Do you really think she thought her kid was sick and packed her off to daycare just to get her toes did?
What did she do to you for you to have such a low opinion of her?
JESUS.
Seriously. THIS is what people are talking about when they say you can be a bitch sometimes, Autumn. Not the debating, however dogged it may be.
Post by deanlicker78 on Mar 5, 2015 13:06:38 GMT -5
Vivian changed Isabelle's diaper for me once when I was busy. She got a little vigorous in her wiping and flicked a chunk of poop onto the center of Isabelle's forehead. Neither she nor Jacob said anything. Isabelle walked around the house with poop on her head for about 30 min before I realized what it was. I didn't lick it...but still. Shit happens.
Autumn, I'm actually really pissed about this. I like you, but holy motherfuck do you go too far pretty much ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
Why are you mocking her for a goddamn pedicure? Do you really think she thought her kid was sick and packed her off to daycare just to get her toes did?
What did she do to you for you to have such a low opinion of her?
JESUS.
Because she is so afraid of getting flamed like she did when she was newenglandwifey that she makes sure she goes after people guns blazing so they will get flamed and not her.
My awesome daycare that is strict has NOTHING in the rules about keeping a kid home after two loose stools with no other symptoms. I am positive Sally follows her daycare's rules. And honestly....it's hard enough to fit in everything you need and want to get done as a parent. I don't blame Sally a bit for taking her asymptomatic kid to daycare so she could get shit done. There was a perfectly reasonable excuse as to why she had poop issues.
Mine says "frequent watery stools" but we went through a period where that described all of his stools. They send him home if he's had three in one day. Sometimes we would be happy he had one at home because he was less likely to have one at school. I assume the OP knows her kids' poop patterns and whether or not she seemed well enough for school. And I hope non-mothers are real glad they opened this post. :-#
I give my kid chia seeds they have a lot of fiber which can make the poop exciting. When he was around seven months old he got poop on his forehead. He was in his car seat and I have no fucking idea how it got up there. I didn't know what it was and I wiped it on my pants. I still thank god every day that i didn't do the mom finger.
Post by lyssbobiss, Command, B613 on Mar 5, 2015 13:16:15 GMT -5
Ugh, lame, autumn.
Sally come back! Look, once my kid projectile shat poop into my face. I was leaning over telling him how proud I was that he hadn't peed on me. Joke's on me!
"This prick is asking for someone here to bring him to task Somebody give me some dirt on this vacuous mass so we can at last unmask him I'll pull the trigger on it, someone load the gun and cock it While we were all watching, he got Washington in his pocket."
At the huge overreaction and being told I forced a GBCN yes LOL
I'm sure you're just going to tell me to fuck off or something, but even if you don't apologize, do you at least recognize that your words (and everyone's words) do have an affect on people?
Regardless of if you think people are being sensitive or whatever, it is a fact that we are all people that have emotions.
So you can keep on with your OMFG and LOL, but at least own up to the fact to how it's perceived by others.
I was helping watch my nephew and it was my first experience changing a boy's diaper. As I opened his diaper (I was doing it on a towel on the bathroom counter at my grandma's house), he proceeded to pee...straight up above his head and onto the mirror, then arcing over the toilet toward the bathtub then toward me and the mirror behind me then completing the loop for door and medicine cabinet and back over his head. Full circle of pee.
I have grosser ones (some really truly gross ones) if it will make Sally feel better? :/
At the huge overreaction and being told I forced a GBCN yes LOL
I'm sure you're just going to tell me to fuck off or something, but even if you don't apologize, do you at least recognize that your words (and everyone's words) do have an affect on people?
Regardless of if you think people are being sensitive or whatever, it is a fact that we are all people that have emotions.
So you can keep on with your OMFG and LOL, but at least own up to the fact to how it's perceived by others.
and adding LOL to everything you post that could come off as "bitchy", just makes you come off as condescending
Post by everythingsshinyap on Mar 5, 2015 13:23:29 GMT -5
I don't see the appeal in saying things that are solely intended to make others feel shitty, and have zero desire to interact with those who do. Sally, you are sweet and funny and down to earth. You seem like a very good mom. My vote is too new to count, but this whole thing makes me sad.
Post by underwaterrhymes on Mar 5, 2015 13:26:58 GMT -5
SallyJ, I hope you come back.
Autumn, I don't always agree with you, but I think you can bring a lot to the table. This isn't one of those times, though. I think you way missed the mark on this one.
Autumn, I don't always agree with you, but I think you can bring a lot to the table. This isn't one of those times, though. I think you way missed the mark on this one.
LOL I feel like this is something a person in HR would say to two employees that were having issues.
LOL.
I love how everyone has their different approach.
Being a bitch shouldn't be anyone's approach though!