H was getting ready to take her to daycare and she came to hug me goodbye. I noticed she had a couple of spots of something above her eye. I licked my finger and scrubbed and then licked my finger again. Repeat until I got it all off. As I am scrubbing, I ask her what she got on her face. She said, " Is it brown?" I said, "Yes, what is it?"
She paused for a minute and said, "My poop splattered on my face when I was pooping."
There's some movie where the mom says "is that poop or chocolate?" Tastes it and says "chocolate!" The sister (maybe reese witherspoon?) says "but what if it was poop?"
I don't remember anything else about this movie but that was a very important scene for my parental training. You ALWAYS assume it's poop.
There's some movie where the mom says "is that poop or chocolate?" Tastes it and says "chocolate!" The sister (maybe reese witherspoon?) says "but what if it was poop?"
I don't remember anything else about this movie but that was a very important scene for my parental training. You ALWAYS assume it's poop.
There's some movie where the mom says "is that poop or chocolate?" Tastes it and says "chocolate!" The sister (maybe reese witherspoon?) says "but what if it was poop?"
I don't remember anything else about this movie but that was a very important scene for my parental training. You ALWAYS assume it's poop.
That's immediately what came to mind for me.
It's from Baby Mama.
Well apparently my brain put Reese Witherspoon in that movie lol