"Mommy, there are flying bugs in this house." "Really? Where?" (I haven't seen any and I hate bugs so I am concerned) "Well, it's okay, they only come in peace."
sbp, you NEED to become besties with this cousin. STAT.
Did I tell you about the day I passed a rascal on foot? OMG, it was such a joyous day. I usually can't outwalk a rascal, but this guy's must have been old and busted because he was going soooooo slow. Passing him made my morning. Yes, I'm that lame.