Why You Don't Do Business With "Friends"

[papie]

May 24, 2016 19:46:59 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I said:

May 24, 2016 19:41:16 GMT -5 papie said:

Ok so what makes someone look st a squirrel and think "that looks tasty!". It's all bones, teeth, and hair! Why???

Do you honestly find a chicken appetizing? Lol

At least it's chubby! Same for a duck or goose. But I have no interest in eating a hummingbird, lol.

[FastHands]

May 24, 2016 15:56:42 GMT -5 frkls said:

May 24, 2016 15:42:12 GMT -5 iamgrace said:

what in the fucking hell??

"what do you do and how do you do it?!" 

"well, i start by making very questionable life choices, then i learned to sew"

Omg I love feisty frkls!

[darthnbjenni]

May 24, 2016 19:41:16 GMT -5 papie said:

Ok so what makes someone look st a squirrel and think "that looks tasty!". It's all bones, teeth, and hair! Why???

I ended up with a second roomate my freshman in college that bunked on our floor under a loft, because her backwoods roomate used to catch squirrels on campus and microwave them for dinner in their room. 

[Elsa]

May 24, 2016 20:25:11 GMT -5 mofongo said:

People eat LOTS of things that don't look appetizing, alive or dead and cooked.

I do believe her squirrel has been dead for a while now.

Now listen, mofo. Let's not bring the squirrel into this. I'm sure she is an excellent pet mom.
But a shady shipper and refuser of preservatives? Yes.

[unclejesse]

May 23, 2016 23:15:43 GMT -5 05heel said:

Wait, now I'm dying laughing that people bought and used cosmetics made by an internet stranger with a squirrel in her house.

I have been lurking this thread for days and FINALLY someone has said what I have been thinking all along!

[Deleted]

May 24, 2016 21:01:44 GMT -5 mofongo said:

May 24, 2016 20:54:56 GMT -5 unclejesse said:

I have been lurking this thread for days and FINALLY someone has said what I have been thinking all along!

THE SQUIRREL IS DEAD. I think?

I seem to remember it passing, too, from natural causes.*

*allegedly

[sparkythelawyer]

May 24, 2016 18:47:49 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

May 24, 2016 18:43:59 GMT -5 sequins said:

Good that you got back the cash! I really hope you get your package soon. What does the tracking number say?

It still says pre-shipment, but if she took it today, I think it probably will update tomorrow.

I will admit USPS is notoriously shitty. They lost my 401k disbursement. So delays at this point may not even be because of her.

[CurlyQ284]

May 24, 2016 20:29:27 GMT -5 darthnbjenni said:

May 24, 2016 19:41:16 GMT -5 papie said:

Ok so what makes someone look st a squirrel and think "that looks tasty!". It's all bones, teeth, and hair! Why???

I ended up with a second roomate my freshman in college that bunked on our floor under a loft, because her backwoods roomate used to catch squirrels on campus and microwave them for dinner in their room. 

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[elleblue]

May 24, 2016 20:29:27 GMT -5 darthnbjenni said:

May 24, 2016 19:41:16 GMT -5 papie said:

Ok so what makes someone look st a squirrel and think "that looks tasty!". It's all bones, teeth, and hair! Why???

I ended up with a second roomate my freshman in college that bunked on our floor under a loft, because her backwoods roomate used to catch squirrels on campus and microwave them for dinner in their room. 

That is not okay. NOT OKAY. 

[Elsa]

May 24, 2016 21:27:56 GMT -5 elleblue said:

May 24, 2016 20:29:27 GMT -5 darthnbjenni said:

I ended up with a second roomate my freshman in college that bunked on our floor under a loft, because her backwoods roomate used to catch squirrels on campus and microwave them for dinner in their room. 

That is not okay. NOT OKAY. 

Worse than microwaved fish? Just curious.

[intentionalsnarkshark]

May 24, 2016 21:30:08 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I said:

Countless beauty products are made with animal byproducts. I think you all got squirrel soap.

Made with squirrel, by squirrel, for squirrels.

[sallywalker]

I don't get the $40. Why? Did she decide that $40 was worth all of the trouble she caused UWR? $40 is such a random number.

[underwaterrhymes]

May 24, 2016 21:41:09 GMT -5 sallywalker said:

I don't get the $40. Why? Did she decide that $40 was worth all of the trouble she caused UWR? $40 is such a random number.

I thanked her for the "extra" and she replied saying it actually isn't extra.

It's actually to reimburse me for what I paid for shipping when I sent it to her originally. (I don't think I paid quite that much, but I can't remember.)

[muffin0]

May 24, 2016 21:46:53 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

May 24, 2016 21:41:09 GMT -5 sallywalker said:

I don't get the $40. Why? Did she decide that $40 was worth all of the trouble she caused UWR? $40 is such a random number.

I thanked her for the "extra" and she replied saying it actually isn't extra.

It's actually to reimburse me for what I paid for shipping when I sent it to her originally. (I don't think I paid quite that much, but I can't remember.)

is she trying to be nice so we welcome her back or something??

[bex1973]

May 24, 2016 21:32:06 GMT -5 intentionalsnarkshark said:

May 24, 2016 21:30:08 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I said:

Countless beauty products are made with animal byproducts. I think you all got squirrel soap.

Made with squirrel, by squirrel, for squirrels.

This now makes the 1541354th time I have died in this thread. /DEAD/ LOL

[underwaterrhymes]

May 24, 2016 21:50:48 GMT -5 muffin0 said:

May 24, 2016 21:46:53 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

I thanked her for the "extra" and she replied saying it actually isn't extra.

It's actually to reimburse me for what I paid for shipping when I sent it to her originally. (I don't think I paid quite that much, but I can't remember.)

is she trying to be nice so we welcome her back or something??

No, I don't think she'll be back.

[sallywalker]

May 24, 2016 21:46:53 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

May 24, 2016 21:41:09 GMT -5 sallywalker said:

I don't get the $40. Why? Did she decide that $40 was worth all of the trouble she caused UWR? $40 is such a random number.

I thanked her for the "extra" and she replied saying it actually isn't extra.

It's actually to reimburse me for what I paid for shipping when I sent it to her originally. (I don't think I paid quite that much, but I can't remember.)

Ah. I see.

[muffin0]

Naked mole rat?

Shit meant to quote mofucko

[sparkythelawyer]

May 24, 2016 21:30:07 GMT -5 Elsa said:

May 24, 2016 21:27:56 GMT -5 elleblue said:

That is not okay. NOT OKAY. 

Worse than microwaved fish? Just curious.

Nothing is worse than microwaved fish. Nothing.

[flamingeaux]

May 24, 2016 22:05:21 GMT -5 muffin0 said:

Naked mole rat?

Shit meant to quote mofucko

[sofamonkey]

[panicfoot]

I don't know that I've had this reaction before, but I'm physically repulsed by the mole rat. The fact that it kind of looks like a dick is making me question my sexuality a little.

[vicky]

My mom used to say I looked like a naked mole rat before I got braces
Lol.

[bugandbibs]

Trying to read this thread while eating dinner was a bad idea.

[scottyderp]

Glad you are getting the baby clothes back!

[underwaterrhymes]

Another update:

I set up text tracking for the package and it left the facility this morning and is "en route to its destination."

Since the post office listed is one near me, I'm assuming I will indeed find the package on my doorstep when I get home today.

[underwaterrhymes]

And for you Hamilton fans:

Married Life: we get the job done.

[knx9211]

May 25, 2016 6:43:44 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

And for you Hamilton fans:

Married Life: we get the job done.

Pretend this says ML because I just wanted the high five in here

[cinderbella]

May 25, 2016 7:15:57 GMT -5 knx9211 said:

May 25, 2016 6:43:44 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

And for you Hamilton fans:

Married Life: we get the job done.

Pretend this says ML because I just wanted the high five in here

I just noticed your ticker - LOVE!

[curtains]

That is great news! I can't imagine how awesome it will be to see those clothes again. (heart)