Why You Don't Do Business With "Friends"

[verycontrary247]

May 25, 2016 6:42:49 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

Another update:

I set up text tracking for the package and it left the facility this morning and is "en route to its destination."

Since the post office listed is one near me, I'm assuming I will indeed find the package on my doorstep when I get home today.

Pics or it didn't happen

[lilafowler]

[lilafowler]

[Deleted]

I am glad to hear that it sounds like you'll be getting your baby clothes back.

That and my MIL LOVES squirrel gravy.

Have a good morning, all!

[Kit]

May 24, 2016 22:42:27 GMT -5 vicky said:

My mom used to say I looked like a naked mole rat before I got braces
Lol.

[luckyval]

May 24, 2016 22:42:27 GMT -5 vicky said:

My mom used to say I looked like a naked mole rat before I got braces
Lol.

You should send her some soap for her birthday.

[sassycat]

Glad to see they are on their way back to you! What a great outcome and as I said before this board rocks, and gits it done.

[blondemoment123]

My uncle had a freezer bag in his freezer labeled "cousins name first squirrel". Yeah....

[earlybird]

May 22, 2016 18:01:40 GMT -5 Na said:

Oh oh! I had that red baseball romper in the first group earlybird did I send it to you? I will double check here too.
Eta he is adorable!

I haven't been able to meet up with Steph, so I still have everything you so generously shared with W.  Let me know if you want me to pass any of it on to underwaterrhymes.  

P.S.  You're the sweetest.  It's nice to see you around again.

[Deleted]

I'm willing to bet 1000 nest dollars the clothes will never come. I hope I'm wrong but first it was a million excuses over the last two years then this week it was my husband sent them out, now it's I want to bring them to the post office coupled with s refund and extra money. I think she's feeling guilty.

Again I for one will be happily shocked if the clothes get back to uwr

[kayl84]

May 25, 2016 7:52:48 GMT -5 luckyval said:

May 24, 2016 22:42:27 GMT -5 vicky said:

My mom used to say I looked like a naked mole rat before I got braces
Lol.

You should send her some soap for her birthday.

Yeah vicky , when's her birthday? You'll need to wait at least 2 years. Barring that there aren't any massive yard sales that she is organizing or life altering things like SIL's competition business.

That being said, I found a squirrelly sample in a basket of crap I haven't touched. Maybe I should give it to my landlord for his wife. Because I despise them BOTH right now.
p.s. I thought today would be crappy because I'm quarantined in my house w/shitty bronchitis on an 88 degree day, its Fleet Week in NYC & it's gorgeous out, however this is going to be a busy night on ML I have a feeling. BabyclothesGate I thought was going to turn into everyone finding stuff and making something for UWR, but seeing as she got extra $ and should get her baby clothes back (guess she was feeling as she bragged about making $$$ at the yard sale, she had $ to spare..I've gotta say, well done guys. Plus UWR brought back the oldies, not the OLDS like the board, but the ones who left during our not-Great Depression.

UWR, you're really thoughtful and kind to others, so it doesn't shock me that any and everyone would pull together for you. However, this shouldn't have happened to begin with. I was in ICU and I still managed to get a way to get Nic her SS shit. Though I may have been highly drugged up on IV pain meds for a bit.

[iamgrace]

May 25, 2016 14:09:17 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

May 25, 2016 14:07:37 GMT -5 @sloanpeterson said:

I'm willing to bet 1000 nest dollars the clothes will never come. I hope I'm wrong but first it was a million excuses over the last two years then this week it was my husband sent them out, now it's I want to bring them to the post office coupled with s refund and extra money. I think she's feeling guilty.

Again I for one will be happily shocked if the clothes get back to uwr

Tracking has been updated!

what if there are squirrel pelts in the box???

[Lucy Honeychurch]

[bex1973]

May 25, 2016 14:42:34 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I said:

kayl84 are you inside The Matrix?

Perhaps still drugged?

[kevin arnold]

I can't explain why, but the Just do it slogan on this pic is killing me right now.

[Nonny]

May 25, 2016 14:06:32 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

I am so grossed out by those squirrel recipes.

How about some recipes for other critters? 

Aunt Donnah's Roast Possum

Mama Leila's Hand-Me-Down Oven-Baked Possum

Butt's 'Gator Tail

and, you'll love this one...

Cooter Pie (The Hunter's Delight)

I keep this cookbook around not because I've ever made anything from it, but because it's hilarious.   (And if the zombie apocalypse ever happens and I need to eat road kill, at least I'll have suggestions on how to cook it.)

[kevin arnold]

"I don't know about this. Should I?"

Just do it.

"But it's a box full of squirrels. I don't think we've thought this through..."

Just do it.

"Yeah, okay. But like...some of them are bald. Are you SURE sure I should do it?"

Just do it.

[panicfoot]

May 25, 2016 14:46:49 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

This is what arrives on underwaterrhymes doorstep

Do squirrels live in multi-generational homes? Is one of them the nanny?

[gennyu]

May 25, 2016 14:13:56 GMT -5 kayl84 said:

May 25, 2016 7:52:48 GMT -5 luckyval said:

You should send her some soap for her birthday.

Yeah vicky , when's her birthday? You'll need to wait at least 2 years. Barring that there aren't any massive yard sales that she is organizing or life altering things like SIL's competition business.

That being said, I found a squirrelly sample in a basket of crap I haven't touched. Maybe I should give it to my landlord for his wife. Because I despise them BOTH right now.
p.s. I thought today would be crappy because I'm quarantined in my house w/shitty bronchitis on an 88 degree day, its Fleet Week in NYC & it's gorgeous out, however this is going to be a busy night on ML I have a feeling. BabyclothesGate I thought was going to turn into everyone finding stuff and making something for UWR, but seeing as she got extra $ and should get her baby clothes back (guess she was feeling as she bragged about making $$$ at the yard sale, she had $ to spare..I've gotta say, well done guys. Plus UWR brought back the oldies, not the OLDS like the board, but the ones who left during our not-Great Depression.

UWR, you're really thoughtful and kind to others, so it doesn't shock me that any and everyone would pull together for you. However, this shouldn't have happened to begin with. I was in ICU and I still managed to get a way to get Nic her SS shit. Though I may have been highly drugged up on IV pain meds for a bit.

Just a bit??

[pantsparty]

May 25, 2016 14:13:56 GMT -5 kayl84 said:

May 25, 2016 7:52:48 GMT -5 luckyval said:

Plus UWR brought back the oldies, not the OLDS like the board, but the ones who left during our not-Great Depression. 

FALSE! mofongo brought back the "oldies!" 

[FastHands]

May 25, 2016 14:45:25 GMT -5 @licia said:

May 25, 2016 14:42:34 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I said:

kayl84 are you inside The Matrix?

I think it's what happens when you take both pills.

Gooddammit. I just inhaled a sip of water.

[tictac]

May 25, 2016 14:45:25 GMT -5 @licia said:

I think it's what happens when you take both pills.

Both pills, all the pills, po-tay-to, po-tah-to.

[Nonny]

Has it ever come up on here how Germans can't pronounce the word squirrel? 

[pantsparty]

[rockinrobyn]

Just popping in to leave this here...

[mountaingirl]

I am patiently awaiting arrival of the clothing...

Eta- I see it is not expected today

[miniroller]

That is SO much more than what I was even expecting pantsparty!! ❤️

AHHH!!! AND rockinrobyn!! Highly recommend watching!

[kayl84]

Then. Not now. *thumbs up*

[Que?]

May 25, 2016 15:24:31 GMT -5 rockinrobyn said:

youtu.rM
Just popping in to leave this here...

OMG the Mom. "Fuck fuck fuck. Ok. RESPECT". Lolol

[Lucy Honeychurch]