I was blind but now I see (sex stuff)

[charley]

May 25, 2016 12:09:36 GMT -5 sequins said:

May 25, 2016 11:57:44 GMT -5 charley said:

I'm so confused by this gif's presence in this thread.

Hand usage.
He is also cute.

[Eagles]

May 25, 2016 11:53:14 GMT -5 knx9211 said:

This is what I do with my hands during

God, I fucking love you. 

[pantsparty]

May 25, 2016 11:38:08 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

Please stop quoting me I'm going to accidentally open this on my work computer!
I'm regretting my participation now.

My thought every time H wants to have oral sex.

[papie]

69 is better because then you are busy too.

But we are old and really only go oral as foreplay nowadays.

My mom agrees with flex about men boner issues but she says it's really after 60. But that sometimes you still get lucky at 70. Yes my mom is full of TMI.

[papie]

May 25, 2016 13:08:14 GMT -5 aeg511 said:

May 25, 2016 13:06:11 GMT -5 papie said:

69 is better because then you are busy too.

But we are old and really only go oral as foreplay nowadays.

My mom agrees with flex about men boner issues but she says it's really after 60. But that sometimes you still get lucky at 70. Yes my mom is full of TMI.

Feel sorry for my H, but I don't think I could ever 69. I don't even get how it would really work.

Sideways!

[sineadorebellion]

I've been with guys from ten years younger than me to 20 years older. The older guys were quite nice but the young ones, they seem to have stamina and aim to please, rawr.

[gizmo]

May 25, 2016 11:39:50 GMT -5 8675309 said:

My H is the BEST at oral. That's all I am going to add to this geriatric humping thread.

Mine too. *high five*

Oh, and your hands should be on your nips, no? (hot)

[rageragerage]

May 25, 2016 11:33:20 GMT -5 @bigtowlittletoe said:

Re: hands - hold his hand(s)

[happywife]

Something of you think a lot during sex! I'm not even thinking about anything at all, other than pleasure.

Also, I'm going to be sad when ED happens. I hope it's way after 50.

[tellmesomethingood]

May 25, 2016 10:55:23 GMT -5 jlt19 said:

That surprises me. I don't know why. That's my only sure fire way to orgasm unless toys are used.

I dated a guy who was amazing at oral. OMG. He just knew what he was doing. 

[jlt19]

May 25, 2016 11:12:47 GMT -5 jenny1980 said:

May 25, 2016 11:07:47 GMT -5 flex said:

Oh you kids.  Don't you get it?  The 40's are fine--fun and games.  But after 50...men have "issues".  It's no joke.  I've been greatly disappointed.  And they're so embarrassed about it that some of them don't even try to make the effort.  Why do you think there's so many ED commercials?  It isn't for entertainment.  Trust.

Last weekend we were at my parents' and I was looking for toothpaste for the girls and found Cialis in my dad's bathroom drawer.  (wilted)  I did not need to know about my dad's boner meds. Omg. 

When I was in HS my mom went out of town so I had people over at her house (I didn't live with her). I was really drunk and brushing my teeth. It tasted weird. Then I noticed I had used KY. I'm not sure if the vomiting that night was solely from the alcohol.

[mcmel]

OMG no!

[Deleted]

May 25, 2016 17:53:28 GMT -5 mofongo said:

May 25, 2016 11:59:40 GMT -5 jenny1980 said:

Hold his hands?

So, he's basically a seal at this point, right?

Lol. I don't mind holding one hand on occasion.

[flex]

If a guy tells you they have Stage II diabetes, then boner issues are a given.


Just sayin'. lol

[intentionalsnarkshark]

[pantsparty]

There's a lot of stuff I wish I could unread in this thread.

[papie]

May 25, 2016 19:02:03 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

69 is THE WORST. Papie!!

But when my mouth is full I don't worry about the sounds I make, lol

[Deleted]

May 25, 2016 19:08:19 GMT -5 chilerellanos said:

May 25, 2016 19:07:20 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

Plus 69 just feels dangerous. What if someone gets too excited and accidentally uses their teeth?
I tried it a couple of times but I could not focus.

I just spend the whole time thinking, this is fucking ridiculous. Can we be done? I hate this. Can we just move on to sex? I'm tired.

Same. I can't focus on mutual pleasure when I am holding a leg just so and moving at a weird angle because of the height difference. Plus we can't hold both hands. No, just no.

[lilafowler]

May 25, 2016 19:14:17 GMT -5 chilerellanos said:

May 25, 2016 19:12:17 GMT -5 @bigtowlittletoe said:

Same. I can't focus on mutual pleasure when I am holding a leg just so and moving at a weird angle because of the height difference. Plus we can't hold both hands. No, just no.

And I hate feeling like I have a penis stuffed in my mouth. I don't mind giving a BJ, but I feel like in 69, it feels stuffed in there.

YES.
Lololol

[papie]

Well, i know what I'll be doing tonight.

[mrsjuleshs]

May 25, 2016 14:09:54 GMT -5 chilerellanos said:

May 25, 2016 13:06:11 GMT -5 papie said:

69 is better because then you are busy too.

But we are old and really only go oral as foreplay nowadays.

My mom agrees with flex about men boner issues but she says it's really after 60. But that sometimes you still get lucky at 70. Yes my mom is full of TMI.

69 is the worst. If I'm going to have oral, I'm going to lay back and try to enjoy myself.

Exactly! I can't enjoy myself if I'm worrying about making someone else enjoy it too.

[jreeds]

May 25, 2016 19:06:12 GMT -5 papie said:

May 25, 2016 19:02:03 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

69 is THE WORST. Papie!!

But when my mouth is full I don't worry about the sounds I make, lol

/dead

[mrsd2006]

May 25, 2016 17:48:59 GMT -5 jlt19 said:

May 25, 2016 11:12:47 GMT -5 jenny1980 said:

Last weekend we were at my parents' and I was looking for toothpaste for the girls and found Cialis in my dad's bathroom drawer.  (wilted)  I did not need to know about my dad's boner meds. Omg. 

When I was in HS my mom went out of town so I had people over at her house (I didn't live with her). I was really drunk and brushing my teeth. It tasted weird. Then I noticed I had used KY. I'm not sure if the vomiting that night was solely from the alcohol.

This has to make the "most memorable ML posts" year end recap. 

[jlt19]

May 25, 2016 19:14:17 GMT -5 chilerellanos said:

May 25, 2016 19:12:17 GMT -5 @bigtowlittletoe said:

Same. I can't focus on mutual pleasure when I am holding a leg just so and moving at a weird angle because of the height difference. Plus we can't hold both hands. No, just no.

And I hate feeling like I have a penis stuffed in my mouth. I don't mind giving a BJ, but I feel like in 69, it feels stuffed in there.

That doesn't happen if you're on top. But DH and I only have a few inches between ua, so it works well.

[LeggsBenedict]

May 25, 2016 19:59:38 GMT -5 jlt19 said:

May 25, 2016 19:14:17 GMT -5 chilerellanos said:

And I hate feeling like I have a penis stuffed in my mouth. I don't mind giving a BJ, but I feel like in 69, it feels stuffed in there.

That doesn't happen if you're on top. But DH and I only have a few inches between ua, so it works well.

i'm sorry.

[scottyderp]

People who know how to do the oral thing are my people. I am happy for you!

[scottyderp]

I like it when a person clutches your butt and kind of lifts your pelvis up and into their face. Like Jane Fonda pelvis lifts. You know what's really hot? When cute nerds can eat at the Front Butt Buffet like they're Kobiyashi crossed with the smooth moves of David Copperfield.

[jeekerbeeker]

May 25, 2016 20:26:01 GMT -5 scottyderp said:

I like it when a person clutches your butt and kind of lifts your pelvis up and into their face. Like Jane Fonda pelvis lifts. You know what's really hot? When cute nerds can eat at the Front Butt Buffet like they're Kobiyashi crossed with the smooth moves of David Copperfield.

I only came back in here because I saw you were the last reply. 

As usual, you don't disappoint. Hilarious. 

[Kit]

May 25, 2016 20:26:01 GMT -5 scottyderp said:

I like it when a person clutches your butt and kind of lifts your pelvis up and into their face. Like Jane Fonda pelvis lifts. You know what's really hot? When cute nerds can eat at the Front Butt Buffet like they're Kobiyashi crossed with the smooth moves of David Copperfield.

You're amazing. 

[pandora]

May 25, 2016 11:07:47 GMT -5 flex said:

May 25, 2016 11:05:37 GMT -5 @32flavors said:

Weirdest question I think I've had here. There were no issues in the least. 

Oh you kids.  Don't you get it?  The 40's are fine--fun and games.  But after 50...men have "issues".  It's no joke.  I've been greatly disappointed.  And they're so embarrassed about it that some of them don't even try to make the effort.  Why do you think there's so many ED commercials?  It isn't for entertainment.  Trust.

I'm going to jump in while in my newborn haze - hope I make sense, lol. I've known even someone in their upper 30's who couldn't without a lot of work by uhm, err, mouth, lol. Apparently it ran in the family...his father gave him his blue pills one night saying they were useless for him, lol. So yeah, flex speaks the truth! It's all genetics so some have trouble earlier than others...and some are exceptions going strong into their 50's++. But, it's real. There's a reason why cougars are cougars!