I was blind but now I see (sex stuff)

[tellmesomethingood]

Sounds like a success to me!

[Lucy Honeychurch]

[Linie]

I agree, experience is a very good thing to have! BF is 14 years older.

[AutumnRose25]

Well, this sheds some light on past posturing.

[jlt19]

That surprises me. I don't know why. That's my only sure fire way to orgasm unless toys are used.

[Lucy Honeychurch]

@32flavors, I'm good! I'd ask how you are, but I already know. lol.

[flex]

So he was able to get it up? That's great! And I am not being snarky.

[shamrockshake]

May 25, 2016 10:58:25 GMT -5 flex said:

So he was able to get it up? That's great! And I am not being snarky.

Maybe not. Maybe that's the reason for the oral

[flex]

May 25, 2016 11:05:37 GMT -5 @32flavors said:

May 25, 2016 10:58:25 GMT -5 flex said:

So he was able to get it up? That's great! And I am not being snarky.

Weirdest question I think I've had here. There were no issues in the least. 

Oh you kids.  Don't you get it?  The 40's are fine--fun and games.  But after 50...men have "issues".  It's no joke.  I've been greatly disappointed.  And they're so embarrassed about it that some of them don't even try to make the effort.  Why do you think there's so many ED commercials?  It isn't for entertainment.  Trust.

[pantsparty]

May 25, 2016 11:06:01 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

May 25, 2016 10:55:23 GMT -5 jlt19 said:

That surprises me. I don't know why. That's my only sure fire way to orgasm unless toys are used.

I can never O from oral. Not enough pressure. Plus H tries too hard to be fancy. I don't really care for it.

Maybe you've never had GOOD oral.

JK I hate oral too.

[pantsparty]

May 25, 2016 11:07:47 GMT -5 flex said:

May 25, 2016 11:05:37 GMT -5 @32flavors said:

Weirdest question I think I've had here. There were no issues in the least. 

Oh you kids.  Don't you get it?  The 40's are fine--fun and games.  But after 50...men have "issues".  It's no joke.  I've been greatly disappointed.  And they're so embarrassed about it that some of them don't even try to make the effort.  Why do you think there's so many ED commercials?  It isn't for entertainment.  Trust.

So you're saying I have only 5 more years of sex with my H?

[pantsparty]

May 25, 2016 11:13:56 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

May 25, 2016 11:09:58 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

Maybe you've never had GOOD oral.

JK I hate oral too.

I haven't! Lol
But I get off fine from PnV so I'm not that interested in working on the other. Plus I'm never sure what to do with my hands.

I'm also always weird about the noises I'm making. Too much enthusiasm? Too little? It's weird I'm the only one making noises!

[thatgirl2478]

May 25, 2016 11:13:56 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

May 25, 2016 11:09:58 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

Maybe you've never had GOOD oral.

JK I hate oral too.

I haven't! Lol
But I get off fine from PnV so I'm not that interested in working on the other. Plus I'm never sure what to do with my hands.

OMG so much of this! LOL.

And no, never had *good* oral from anyone - but I don't feel like I'm missing much.

[pantsparty]

May 25, 2016 11:12:47 GMT -5 jenny1980 said:

May 25, 2016 11:07:47 GMT -5 flex said:

Oh you kids.  Don't you get it?  The 40's are fine--fun and games.  But after 50...men have "issues".  It's no joke.  I've been greatly disappointed.  And they're so embarrassed about it that some of them don't even try to make the effort.  Why do you think there's so many ED commercials?  It isn't for entertainment.  Trust.

Last weekend we were at my parents' and I was looking for toothpaste for the girls and found Cialis in my dad's bathroom drawer.  (wilted)  I did not need to know about my dad's boner meds. Omg. 

I was looking for the MIB mind eraser gif but this is even better. Thanks Obama!

[lilafowler]

[pumpkin]

May 25, 2016 11:13:56 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

May 25, 2016 11:09:58 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

Maybe you've never had GOOD oral.

JK I hate oral too.

I haven't! Lol
But I get off fine from PnV so I'm not that interested in working on the other. Plus I'm never sure what to do with my hands.

Oh thank god it's not just me that has no idea what to do with my hands! And then I start thinking too much and that doesn't help either.

[flex]

May 25, 2016 11:11:34 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

May 25, 2016 11:07:47 GMT -5 flex said:

Oh you kids.  Don't you get it?  The 40's are fine--fun and games.  But after 50...men have "issues".  It's no joke.  I've been greatly disappointed.  And they're so embarrassed about it that some of them don't even try to make the effort.  Why do you think there's so many ED commercials?  It isn't for entertainment.  Trust.

So you're saying I have only 5 more years of sex with my H?

Yep!  Tick tock bitches!  lol

[Deleted]

Re: hands - run fingers through his hair, give direction by moving his head, grip the sheets/bed/headboard/his shoulders, hold his hand(s), pull your own hair, let them rest, etc.

It's the only way I get off, so I am not going to let my own idle hands ruin my good time.

[Eagles]

Oh sweet tapdancing Christ.

[somersault72]

May 25, 2016 11:13:56 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

May 25, 2016 11:09:58 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

Maybe you've never had GOOD oral.

JK I hate oral too.

I haven't! Lol
But I get off fine from PnV so I'm not that interested in working on the other. Plus I'm never sure what to do with my hands.

I thought you meant prenatal vitamins until I read someone else's comments (as opposed to Cialis, etc.). I'll see myself out.

[knx9211]

[8675309]

My H is the BEST at oral. That's all I am going to add to this geriatric humping thread.

[silva]

Lolz

[Linie]

My experience with men over 50 has been really good... Was I lucky?

[housewife]

My "friend" is an old man too and I totally could have written this thread. #geriatric4lyfe

[knx9211]

This is what I do with my hands during

[charley]

[shamrockshake]

May 25, 2016 11:53:14 GMT -5 knx9211 said:

This is what I do with my hands during

I cannot stop laughing. Next time I'm in said situation I know this is going to pop into my head and I will be cracking up. Which will probably kill the mood lol

[lilafowler]

May 25, 2016 11:59:40 GMT -5 jenny1980 said:

May 25, 2016 11:33:20 GMT -5 @bigtowlittletoe said:

Re: hands - run fingers through his hair, give direction by moving his head, grip the sheets/bed/headboard/his shoulders, hold his hand(s), pull your own hair, let them rest, etc.

It's the only way I get off, so I am not going to let my own idle hands ruin my good time.

Hold his hands?

[sequins]

May 25, 2016 11:57:44 GMT -5 charley said:

I'm so confused by this gif's presence in this thread.