I was blind but now I see (sex stuff)

[jennysmitten]

H just asked why I was laughing. "I, uh, just the internet. I...I don't even know where to start."

[nursecramer]

May 25, 2016 20:35:12 GMT -5 jennysmitten said:

H just asked why I was laughing. "I, uh, just the internet. I...I don't even know where to start."

My H from the other room: "Are you laughing or crying?"

ETA: Then, "Are you watching that Chewbacca Lady again?"

[lilafowler]

BONER
BONER
BONER

[scottyderp]

20 years difference sounds intriguing. I want to hear all about it.

[scottyderp]

May 25, 2016 20:40:16 GMT -5 lilafowler said:

BONER
BONER
BONER

Bonkers for boners!

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God I wish I had an on call boner.

[scottyderp]

May 25, 2016 20:50:35 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I said:

Sex is dumb.

Not everybody does it, but everybody should.

[scottyderp]

May 25, 2016 20:45:46 GMT -5 @bigtowlittletoe said:

God I wish I had an on call boner.

You can Clone-A-Willy. Google it. I would do that with H's big wang, but I know I'd wind up with a crooked baby dill thanks to wait time. Damned plaster.

[scottyderp]

May 25, 2016 20:53:59 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I said:

May 25, 2016 20:52:33 GMT -5 scottyderp said:

Not everybody does it, but everybody should.

I was quoting George Michael, and we know he gets his.

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May 25, 2016 20:53:54 GMT -5 scottyderp said:

May 25, 2016 20:45:46 GMT -5 @bigtowlittletoe said:

God I wish I had an on call boner.

You can Clone-A-Willy. Google it. I would do that with H's big wang, but I know I'd wind up with a crooked baby dill thanks to wait time. Damned plaster.

Idk how I would get a willy to clone in the immediate future. Call an ex? Take out an ad and find fresh meat? Regardless, nothing is as good as a real penis.

And you're right - seems like those 4 hour warning ED pill situations would be perfect for casting projects though. Like, "Fill out these emergency room forms sweetheart, and if you are interested in a penis mould go check in at the desk on the fourth floor."

[wanderlustmom]

May 25, 2016 11:53:14 GMT -5 knx9211 said:

This is what I do with my hands during

Best.Post.Ever.

[themysteriouswife]

May 25, 2016 18:38:39 GMT -5 mp said:

May 25, 2016 18:33:22 GMT -5 flex said:

If a guy tells you they have Stage II diabetes, then boner issues are a given.


Just sayin'. lol

Diabetes of any kind. 

Signed, An ex wife of a Type 1 diabetic who had cialis in his 20s.

Signed another wife of a diabetic. Luckily, if the diabetes is controlled for H, this is not an issue. It's when his A1c is out of control he needs help

[Eagles]

Why won't this thread die?

[lg28]

I don't understand all you people that don't love oral. Oral is the best!! Fact.

[Eagles]

May 25, 2016 21:15:21 GMT -5 @licia said:

May 25, 2016 21:14:02 GMT -5 Eagles said:

Why won't this thread die?

Eagles wants grandpa to die.

If it means never having to think about his droopy sack again, yes.

[happywife]

May 25, 2016 20:35:12 GMT -5 jennysmitten said:

H just asked why I was laughing. "I, uh, just the internet. I...I don't even know where to start."

This exact thing just happened at my place.

[lilafowler]

I love the word boner.

Except I pronounce it "bonaah".
Which sounds better.

[lilafowler]

Dick jokes rule

[cats]

May 25, 2016 19:14:17 GMT -5 chilerellanos said:

May 25, 2016 19:12:17 GMT -5 @bigtowlittletoe said:

Same. I can't focus on mutual pleasure when I am holding a leg just so and moving at a weird angle because of the height difference. Plus we can't hold both hands. No, just no.

And I hate feeling like I have a penis stuffed in my mouth. I don't mind giving a BJ, but I feel like in 69, it feels stuffed in there.

As your IRL friend, I will not be able to *not* think about this the next time we're together. Lol.

I keep picturing a little sausage. Idk why. Lol

[cats]

May 26, 2016 6:56:12 GMT -5 chilerellanos said:

May 26, 2016 6:53:56 GMT -5 cats said:

As your IRL friend, I will not be able to *not* think about this the next time we're together. Lol.

I keep picturing a little sausage. Idk why. Lol

I won't tell my husband you're picturing a little sausage! Lol

Sorry, M!

In my defense, the sausage wasn't attached to anyone. Lol. Just a picture if your mouth stuffed with a sausage link.

*Im blaming sleep deprivation on this one. Ha.