Post by jellymankelly on Apr 3, 2017 15:23:18 GMT -5
I pay electric bills for dead people who can't even appreciate the fact that they have electricity. I regularly have to explain to call center employees that "deceased" means that they CAN'T actually speak to Mr. So-and-so on the phone.
Post by W.T.Faulkner on Apr 3, 2017 15:32:59 GMT -5
I try desperately to keep 200 kids' shit together so that Whitney will not have sung in vain about the future. I do this largely to support the drinking problem that I have developed due to prolonged exposure to said children.
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby