Post by fuckyourcouch on Apr 3, 2017 19:55:55 GMT -5
I assign economic potential to arbitrarily valuable shiny stuff/goo stuck in rocks on government land. Then I write technical reports about it, which no one reads.
Post by notsocreepylurker on Apr 3, 2017 20:02:08 GMT -5
I try to herd cats all day, at least that is what it feels like.
I also spend a good chunk of the day cursing out people because they either ignore me or refuse to listen to my suggestions/input because I do not have the same degree as them and possibly because I am a woman.
I tell people how to do things and fix stuff they already know. Then when someone else who is more important says it is a problem, I have to bust ass to fix it.
I talk to millennials, while they stare at their crotches, about the past with the hope that they won't repeat the bad parts, while simultaneously whispering, "WTH?" to myself every ten minutes.
I answer questions from people who already have the answers, they just don't want to read.
I'm the ringleader for a group of people who do this. I also tell them when to go to lunch and not to yell at people who don't want to read. I don't blame them for wanting to yell.
Post by Doggy Mommy on Apr 3, 2017 23:17:26 GMT -5
I tell people stuff and I tell them to do stuff and I tell dumb jokes. Then I ask them to rate how well I told them stuff and told them to do stuff and told dumb jokes.