JLO and A Rod broke up.

[cleo29]

Maybe the rumors about Madison are true and perhaps more than just her. 

If I have learned anything when it comes to relationships it is this:

renewing wedding vows is a total jinx and the couples that always seem to be sharing how amazing things are, how much they love each other, every date night, etc end up in splitting up.  

This has been learned through many years of watching unredeemable  reality TV and observations of many social media accounts. 

[nextbigthing]

Wow

I'm actually surprised by this one.

They never got married right? Engaged but not married

[HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan]

Mega celebrity couples are always doomed.

[HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan]

Also, marrying once is optimistic but the people who marry and divorce multiple times are psychopaths.

[rosiebear]

Mar 12, 2021 22:12:06 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan said:

Also, marrying once is optimistic but the people who marry and divorce multiple times are psychopaths.

I’M RIGHT HERE, DICK!

[bears]

She brought him to the inauguration and they broke up? What a fucking waste of a plus one.

[lemoncupcake]

Mar 12, 2021 22:15:27 GMT -5 bears said:

She brought him to the inauguration and they broke up? What a fucking waste of a plus one.

No lie, this was my first thought.

[mcppalmbeach]

I know not much about them as a couple and I hadn’t heard the thing about madison until today....

Maybe they both have an open relationship, maybe she lets him have dalliances and doesn’t care, maybe he’s a cheating cheat face. I know that if he’s a serial cheater it has nothing to do with her and everything to do with him. But I can’t help but think of JLo was my life partner and I messed it up because of Madison from Southern Charm then....I would seriously be questioning my life decisions. She’s hot and all. But man! You had JLo.

(ARod doesn’t impress me..).

[cleo29]

Mar 12, 2021 23:41:52 GMT -5 mofongo said:

Mar 12, 2021 21:36:49 GMT -5 cleo29 said:

Maybe the rumors about Madison are true and perhaps more than just her. 

If I have learned anything when it comes to relationships it is this:

renewing wedding vows is a total jinx and the couples that always seem to be sharing how amazing things are, how much they love each other, every date night, etc end up in splitting up.  

This has been learned through many years of watching unredeemable  reality TV and observations of many social media accounts. 

They never got married.

No, I know, but they are more guilty of the latter.  I think, especially with celebrities, the ones who seem to be the most quiet and private regarding their relationship, seem to be the ones that last. Again, just observation.

[meowmaps]

Mar 12, 2021 22:12:06 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan said:

Also, marrying once is optimistic but the people who marry and divorce multiple times are psychopaths.

This would’ve been J. Lo’s 4th (?) marriage I think. Some people are just bad at marriage. Where’s the self-awareness? Just hang out with people, break up when it makes sense, and move on to the next one. I feel like it’s a lot less judge-worthy to have a string of relationships than to be engaged/married that many times. Nobody’s virtue is being preserved at that point.

[fivechickens]

I was shocked! SHOCKED.

I knew it wouldn’t last as soon as I saw that they were dating. He’s known cheater and nothing stops assholes. But I agree he had J-Lo. J LO!

[fivechickens]

Mar 12, 2021 22:12:06 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan said:

Also, marrying once is optimistic but the people who marry and divorce multiple times are psychopaths.

My dad is on his third so can confirm this to be true.

[spindle92]

I read a funny meme last night that of course I can't find right now.

J-Lo has 1 less engagement rings than Tom Brady has superbowl rings.

[ssmjlm]

Mar 12, 2021 22:12:06 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan said:

Also, marrying once is optimistic but the people who marry and divorce multiple times are psychopaths.

Yes, see both my BIL and my now ex-SIL.


I told DH, JLo just needs someone young and hot and not get married again. She’s beautiful and should just enjoy life with some arm candy of her own.

[cleo29]

Mar 13, 2021 9:25:35 GMT -5 spindle92 said:

I read a funny meme last night that of course I can't find right now.

J-Lo has 1 less engagement rings than Tom Brady has superbowl rings.

Ha! there was an article in People going over all four of her engagement rings. or maybe it was five. Marriage did not happen every time; I think only her first husband and Marc Anthony. 

Still, when a magazine can have a spread showcases your various engagement rings, perhaps it is time for some introspection and maybe instead of marriage, just look for a good partner. 

[flex]

I've been married 3 times and finally got it right at #3. I guess this solidifies my psychopath-ness.

[cleo29]

Mar 13, 2021 10:23:40 GMT -5 flex said:

I've been married 3 times and finally got it right at #3. I guess this solidifies my psychopath-ness.

I don't think all multiple marriages are doomed, especially when one is learning rather than just repeating a pattern. 

[nomad100]

Mar 12, 2021 22:12:06 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan said:

Also, marrying once is optimistic but the people who marry and divorce multiple times are psychopaths.

Can confirm.  My ex-MIL has been married 6 times to 5 men, yup she married one twice.  

She tried to give me marriage advice while she was getting her 6th divorce.  

[thelurkylulu]

I’m convinced there was truth to the rumors about him and Madison. I believe that all came out right about the time of the inauguration.

[brooke77]

I just read that they are actually not broken up, but are working through some things 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Jalapeñomel]

I’d imagine dating as JLo would be an impossible task. I’m not sure she could win regardless.

[HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan]

5 engagements, 3 marriages.

This girl does not like to be alone and she has awful taste in men, both of which she has publicly said about herself.

It is kind of sad actually.

[TamiTaylor]

Mar 13, 2021 8:25:18 GMT -5 fivechickens said:

Mar 12, 2021 22:12:06 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan said:

Also, marrying once is optimistic but the people who marry and divorce multiple times are psychopaths.

My dad is on his third so can confirm this to be true.

We must have the same dad.

[mcppalmbeach]

Or...maybe they’re not lol...
people.com/music/jennifer-lopez-alex-rodriguez-staying-together/

[HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan]

Mar 13, 2021 11:39:18 GMT -5 nomad100 said:

Mar 12, 2021 22:12:06 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan said:

Also, marrying once is optimistic but the people who marry and divorce multiple times are psychopaths.

Can confirm.  My ex-MIL has been married 6 times to 5 men, yup she married one twice.  

She tried to give me marriage advice while she was getting her 6th divorce.  

Ok just please tell me. Why? Is she a person who doesn't like to be alone? Does she love love or whatever that saying is? 🤔

[rosiebear]

Ok. So I’m on my 3rd marriage and I swear I’m not a psycho.
First marriage: age 20. Disaster. Complete shitshow and the worst mistake of my life. Omg. Terrible.

Second marriage: age 31. Father of my children. Marriage imploded for reasons I still can’t really fathom. He had an affair eventually but had become increasingly depressed and nasty under the weight of two young kids and ... I don’t know what else? Midlife crisis I guess. He is now happily-ish married and a really good dad.

Third marriage: age 44. The best relationship by far. It’s easy, drama free, and we are really good for each other. I am happy beyond measure with this man.

If I am widowed I would probably marry again. I like being married and I’m a good companion to the right person. I guess I do love love and I don’t like being alone. Couple hood is for me.

[HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan]

I guess I am triggered because I am not like that. At All. In fact I probably should not have gotten married. 🤷‍♀️

[fivechickens]

Mar 13, 2021 11:39:18 GMT -5 nomad100 said:

Mar 12, 2021 22:12:06 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan said:

Also, marrying once is optimistic but the people who marry and divorce multiple times are psychopaths.

Can confirm.  My ex-MIL has been married 6 times to 5 men, yup she married one twice.  

She tried to give me marriage advice while she was getting her 6th divorce.  

My BIL exgirlfriend had been married 5 times when they dated. She was not that old for having been married 5 times. She has since married a 6th time and they almost divorced but are still together (last I checked) but also live apart.

LUCKILY, BIL never intends to get married so he wasn’t going to ever be her 6th.

[WOT?*]

Mar 13, 2021 11:39:18 GMT -5 nomad100 said:

Mar 12, 2021 22:12:06 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan said:

Also, marrying once is optimistic but the people who marry and divorce multiple times are psychopaths.

Can confirm.  My ex-MIL has been married 6 times to 5 men, yup she married one twice.  

She tried to give me marriage advice while she was getting her 6th divorce.  

My step-dad was 9 times to 8 women. And that was the *good* part of his racist, chauvinistic, bigoted, hateful self.


And yet my mom, his 9th marriage, *still* decided he was a good catch.

[Patsy Baloney]

Mar 13, 2021 13:12:41 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan said:

I guess I am triggered because I am not like that. At All. In fact I probably should not have gotten married. 🤷‍♀️

I feel the same way. At this point, it’s hard to walk away from the sunk costs, but should it end, that was a grand experiment and now I’ll live happily alone.