Confessions

[EloiseWeenie]

I have a big one.

I bump stalked a family member and found out she conceived my nephew through IVF. I suspected she was dealing with IF, but my family doesn't talk about personal medical stuff (my brother got very weird telling me when she had morning sickness). I felt a little sad that they didn't share it with any of us, but I have no idea what I would do if I was in their position.

I feel so dirty.

[Llama in Mules]

I need to confess, I just ordered a purse and spent way too much on it, I mean way too much as in I'm not even going to admit it on here... I'm going to tell DH and my parents I've had it for years.

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Yeah, but I want to see what the purse looks like!

[EloiseWeenie]

Yes, we need a pic!

[Llama in Mules]

I'm embarassed to even link it... I'll take a pic when it comes in.

[EloiseWeenie]

LOL

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I get mad when people don't tell me my son is cute, like call them names (in my head, of course) if they don't comment on how adorable he is. My SO graduated from the police academy on Friday and no one commented on how cute he was and I immediately thought they were soul less people.
That's weird, huh?

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Congrats to your SO!

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May 21, 2012 22:28:44 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

Congrats to your SO!

Thanks!

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I'd post a pic, to prove how cute he is but I don't know how to do it.

[camelblossom]

I hate when people use the nickname Monkey for their son. I feel like it is so ubiquitous and yet so unflattering. I always think slightly less of someone when I hear them use it.

[Llama in Mules]

How do you feel about monkey for girls? Sometimes dh calls Li monkey...

[Deleted]

I call my son monkey because he seriously climbs all over everything.

[Llama in Mules]

I also call dh a monkey because he is covered in hair.

[Deleted]

What about chunky monkey?

[camelblossom]

I don't know, Llama. I want to be okay with it.

[meatywienert]

I have a confession too. I don't like BIL's gf because she's too nice, and I feel like a total bitch for hating her for that. She sends thank you card for everything, like to say thanks for hanging out with me this weekend. She only cooks from scratch, hardly ever drinks, cleans all the time, and is a virgin. I know my mil likes her more than me. BIL said a year ago that he really didn't want to be with her, but he was didn't want to leave her because knew how hard she would take it. I'm pretty sure he was boning some one on the side for awhile. I should feel really bad for her for him doing that, but I don't. I am a bad person.

[psyck]

May 21, 2012 21:40:56 GMT -5 EloiseWeenie said:

I have a big one.

I bump stalked a family member and found out she conceived my nephew through IVF. I suspected she was dealing with IF, but my family doesn't talk about personal medical stuff (my brother got very weird telling me when she had morning sickness). I felt a little sad that they didn't share it with any of us, but I have no idea what I would do if I was in their position.

I feel so dirty.

We conceived our twins via IVF. My dad's family are all devout Catholics, who all got pregnant five seconds after deciding to try. My mom's side of the family are all gossips. So, aside from our parents, our families don't know we did IVF. Now, I'm sure they suspect that we did some kind of fertility treatments, since twins don't run in the family, but we don't volunteer the information.

[camelblossom]

I hate my goody goody sil too! She's no virgin, but that bitch constantly sends me thank you cards and it pisses me off.

[camelblossom]

May 21, 2012 22:44:13 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

What about chunky monkey?

I will admit that I have called DS a chunkle monkle once or twice. I say it that way because I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I were hypocritical about my irrational nickname hatred.

[meatywienert]

May 21, 2012 23:17:50 GMT -5 camelblossom said:

I hate my goody goody sil too! She's no virgin, but that bitch constantly sends me thank you cards and it pisses me off.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who gets pissed at Thank You cards. Stop being so fucking thoughtful!

[camelblossom]

May 21, 2012 23:22:10 GMT -5 meatywienert said:

May 21, 2012 23:17:50 GMT -5 camelblossom said:

I hate my goody goody sil too! She's no virgin, but that bitch constantly sends me thank you cards and it pisses me off.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who gets pissed at Thank You cards. Stop being so fucking thoughtful!

I call her the tree killer.

[chelsiann]

I hate when people that post, who are TTC or just found out they are pregnant, do an introduction and feel the need to tell everyone how emotionally, financially, and physically ready they are.

First off this is a forum, for all I know they are damn liars. Secondly, what about all of those who end up with a little surprise (the greatest surprise ever) and could have been more financially ready? That is not taking into account those who are in even worse situations but provide a great home for their LO no matter what they have to do.

/rant

Thank God for this confession board because I am pissed off for no reason right now.

[overture]

There's an October mom on the bump who started posting again a couple of weeks ago after a long absence and I was so disappointed. She's a fucking bitch. I'm really glad I haven't seen her posting more.

[Glitter Tits]

May 22, 2012 0:51:17 GMT -5 overture said:

There's an October mom on the bump who started posting again a couple of weeks ago after a long absence and I was so disappointed. She's a fucking bitch. I'm really glad I haven't seen her posting more.

Holy shit-fuck. You cannot put this out there and not tell me who it is. PM me her name. If it's who I'm thinking, I'll give you a juicy detail in return.

[fluff]

May 22, 2012 0:51:17 GMT -5 overture said:

There's an October mom on the bump who started posting again a couple of weeks ago after a long absence and I was so disappointed. She's a fucking bitch. I'm really glad I haven't seen her posting more.

Where is she posting? 12-24?

[Glitter Tits]

On the October 2011 board

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May 22, 2012 6:55:34 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

May 22, 2012 0:51:17 GMT -5 overture said:

There's an October mom on the bump who started posting again a couple of weeks ago after a long absence and I was so disappointed. She's a fucking bitch. I'm really glad I haven't seen her posting more.

Holy shit-fuck. You cannot put this out there and not tell me who it is. PM me her name. If it's who I'm thinking, I'll give you a juicy detail in return.

I am pretty sure I know who she is talking about. I was thinking the other day that she popped up and then disappeared again.

[Glitter Tits]

The tell me who the eff it is. I am drawing a blank.

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May 22, 2012 8:04:32 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

The tell me who the eff it is. I am drawing a blank.

YGPM.