Horror of Horrors

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I was recently invited to a bridal shower thrown by the bride herself at her own house.

Content of invitation:

POOF

I declined.

And, yes, this is the girl who asked me for postcards and is having a scavenger hunt for her fiance's birthday.

Why does she keep inviting me?  Why?

[speckledfrog]

OH

MY

GOD

WTF?? Why is it so long? Why does she want your panties? Why did she call them panties? Ahhhh!

[zoidberg]

She's escalating.

[Chib]

PANTIES?
A 2 hour game?!

WTF is this girl smoking?

[coribelle26]

The panty games we play at my house do NOT take two hours.

[ErinExpat]

You dodged a bullet.

[coribelle26]

Also, "size medium" and "panties you would actually wear" are TOTALLY OPPOSING CONCEPTS for some of us!

[Deleted]

I was kind of ok with it until the panties part. Fun hat? Sure! BYO Panties? No. *grumpy cat*

[Deleted]

Thank you all for feeling my pain.

My husband told me I am being mean about this.

I said, "YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPEND HOURS IN A GODDAMN STUPID FUCKING HAT PLAYING GAMES AND EXCHANGING PANTIES WITH STRANGERS."

And then he said, "Oh."

[nursewife]

Go, take nothing, and say you go commando.

[LeggsBenedict]

GOD no.

[daisyheadmaizie]

The fuck? No one likes shower games, let alone TWO hours of shower games. Also, the word panties makes me cringe.

Is she a 16 year old girl? That is the only explanation I can come up with for her crazy ass behavior.

[margotmacomber]

OMG that's a super long party.  And also hahahahahahahaha

[sparkythelawyer]

Oh.

Oh my.

And she has officially jumped the shark.

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[zoidberg]

Remember when I advised you to go into hiding?

Consider it.

[starlily]

She really doesn't know how to read people at all does she?

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Jun 7, 2013 21:12:08 GMT -5 sparkythelawyer said:

Oh.

Oh my.

And she has officially jumped the shark.

Jumped the shark?

To jump the shark, you had to be good at some point and then lose it.

She was way over the shark from Day One.

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Jun 7, 2013 21:16:09 GMT -5 starlily said:

She really doesn't know how to read people at all does she?

She really doesn't.

I am...not particularly nice to her.

Maybe I am mean.

But fuck.

I don't want to be invited to this shit anymore.  Ever.

[sparkythelawyer]

Jun 7, 2013 21:16:55 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Jun 7, 2013 21:12:08 GMT -5 sparkythelawyer said:

Oh.

Oh my.

And she has officially jumped the shark.

Jumped the shark?

To jump the shark, you had to be good at some point and then lose it.

She was way over the shark from Day One.

Fair enough.

I was willing to give her the benefit of the doubt in the name of misguided enthusiasm up until this point, however ;-)

[Deleted]

I gave background links.

You should read them.

[Chib]

Maybe she keeps inviting you because you're her queen bee.

[snickers]

Jun 7, 2013 21:09:15 GMT -5 nursewife said:

Go, take nothing, and say you go commando.

THIS!!

[emsumm]

I'm sorry, Miso, I was wrong. Bail.

[daisybuchannan]

holy hell.

how do you know her?

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Jun 7, 2013 21:22:10 GMT -5 emsumm said:

I'm sorry, Miso, I was wrong. Bail.

VINDICATION.

[hisno1girl]

Jun 7, 2013 21:03:44 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

I was recently invited to a bridal shower thrown by the bride herself at her own house.

Content of invitation:

Hi Ladies! I am having a Mad Hatter-themed Tea Party, so dress up in
your lovely tea party dresses and, preferably, wear a cute hat. I found
my hat at a vintage thrift store for $20, so have fun with it!

In
lieu of formal gifts, please bring a pair of brand new panties, size
medium, that YOU would actually wear. It will be incorporated into a fun
game.

Tea Time is promptly from 1:30pm to 3:00pm.

Game Time is from 3:00pm to 5:00pm.

I declined.

And, yes, this is the girl who asked me for postcards and is having a scavenger hunt for her fiance's birthday.

Why does she keep inviting me?  Why?

This girl is off her fucking nut but a part of me wishes you would go so you could give us running commentary and pics.

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Jun 7, 2013 21:22:44 GMT -5 daisybuchannan said:

holy hell.

how do you know her?

She is my husband's friend's fiancee.

He is really cool.  We like him a lot.

But it's a package deal apparently.

I've told my husband I don't want to hang out with her.

Free time is precious.

[hisno1girl]

Jun 7, 2013 21:18:00 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Jun 7, 2013 21:16:09 GMT -5 starlily said:

She really doesn't know how to read people at all does she?

She really doesn't.

I am...not particularly nice to her.

Maybe I am mean.

But fuck.

I don't want to be invited to this shit anymore.  Ever.

Psh! At least you have cause to be mean. Sometimes I'm just mean for shits and giggles.

[zoidberg]

Imagine what her fiancé has to put up with behind closed doors.